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1 Science
2 The Gallery of Tomorrow!
3 Branches of Science
4 Science vs. Fatwa Faith
5 Examples of Seminal Scientific, Totally Valid Papers
6 Typical Scientist "Heeuh!"
7 See Also
8 Sexy scientists online waiting to take your science questions

[edit] Science

An anti-Christian form of logic invented by Asspies to help better explain the world. Like most other Asspie pursuits (e.g., Fan Fiction and Wikipedia), it is completely unintelligible, uninteresting, mind-numbingly pedantic and chocked-full of low-grade drama. All of this explains perfectly why Tosh is scientist. Along with being gay for science, Tosh is also gay with jbs.

Contrary to popular misconceptions fostered by the dominant institutional propaganda, Science is completely made-up; this is intentionally done to confuse it with Scientology which is not made-up.

[edit] The Gallery of Tomorrow!

How science is done in the real world.	The Science of Bras	The most effective counter-argument when dealing with conflicting data.	What genetic engineering means for you
A scientific experiment.	The boringer side of science.	All toasters toas-OH SHI	Science can be used to determine a person's true ethnicity
A scientist hard at work.

[edit] Branches of Science

[edit] Natural Science

This is science done using only the purest natural ingredients. All ingredients must conform to rigorous standards developed and enforced by the Royal Institute of Natural Organic Science. Many scientists who practice natural science are hippies.

Some scientists like Richard Dawkins have tried to use natural science to try and get rid of religion after being raped by God when he was a kiddie. This does not stop him trying to be a paedophile.

[edit] Unnatural Science

This is the science of perverts and pedophiles, and includes the sub-discipline of computer science.

[edit] Computer Science

Computer scientists study the physical and chemical properties of most common brands of personal computers in the most logical ways imaginable. This is achieved through finding the relative boiling points, freezing points, equilibrium levels, and molar concentrations of certain PC types and compounds.

[edit] Weird Science

This is just weird. Noone knows what the point of it is.

It is also the name of a John Hughes movie from 1985 starring Anthony Michael Hall.

[edit] Scientology

The study of the interaction between Tom Cruise and Placenta. Also, the worship of the dollar bill. This science deals with kidnapping of people and the return of their corpse.

[edit] Physics

Physics is a branch of science that deals with the study of origami and knot-tying. Physicists call shenanigans on every other belief system that requires you to believe in something that can't be seen. Ironically, they often resort to the same pedantry: using such dubious ideas as "dark matter", "dark energy", "strings" and "gravity" to try to create a universe that doesn't collapse back in on itself in the first five minutes of the film.

[edit] Genetic Engineering

Genetic Engineering is an exciting new field created due to the sad fact that liberals weren't nearly as afraid of the unspeakable machine-god known as "Science" as they ought to be. The primary output of Genetic Engineering is "Frankenfood" which keeps poor people from starving to death, thus keeping the hideous cancer known as humanity on blessed Mother Earth. Many furfags hope that genetic engineering will rid them of their basement-dwelling, fat, cancer-ridden bodies and restore them to their true form, but anybody with an I.Q. of 75 or above knows that this is about as likely as building a thetan-powered car.

There is also hope that one day Genetic Engineering will finally cure the tragic disease faggotry.

[edit] Science vs. Fatwa Faith

Some argue that science has outweighed the need for faith in today's society, as we no longer have to rely on our once closely-held beliefs to progress forward. However, the following chart proves otherwise:

[edit] Examples of Seminal Scientific, Totally Valid Papers

"Test-retest reliability of the measurement of penile dimensions in a sample of gay men." I would have altered the methodology were I in charge; I would have collected all of the measurements personally. Either way, it's tax monies well spent.