Scotty Vanity
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Scotty Vanity is a histrionically-advanced faggot currently suffering USI being a passenger on the MySpace celebrity bandwagon. Much like other internet musicians (such as Jeffree Star and Mickey Avalon), he writes half-hearted limericks in about two minutes and recites them over lame Fruity loops beats. Shit like this is consumed by morons all over the internet and is kept alive through their constant flood of comments and praise. Such as reminding Mr. Vanity to "ignore tha haters they just r jealous". He is also available on iTunes for your listening pleasure.
[edit] Too Cool For School
Scotty Vanity's breakthrough hit, "Too Cool For School" was released March 20th, 2008 on MySpace.com. It gained immediate popularity and even made it onto the cool new videos section on the homepage. The lyrical content deals with some faggot not wanting to go to school. You can tell he's gay because he looks like a girl and is obviously forcing a gay lisp out of his mouth.
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