Scsi
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
SCSi ("the small i is for leetness") is the owner of DeadJournal and is also Brad's hetero snuggle mate.
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History
Formerly Head Dude at InReach turned pharmacist, who started DeadJournal in 2001 after being busted one too many times for his child porn/Valium distribution racket.
He originally started DeadJournal in an attempt to get the attention of Brad to lure him into ghey totally hetero snuggles. However, his rule over DeadJournal soon took a tyrannical turn. He demanded such things as buttsecks and pie in exchange for permanent accounts and admin privs. While he was perfectly content to party and snuggle his ass off with Brad, he still refused to allow Brad to have a DeadJournal account, which led to one (of many) drunken rages where SCSi was seen waving a gun at Brad and screaming "IT'S MAH HOUSE, BITCH!"
There was a minor attempt at an uprising, but it was quickly suppressed by threats behind the scenes. SCSi continues his attempts to recruit underage minions to this day.
Trivia
- Claims to live in California but actually rarely leaves his underground bunker located somewhere in the Nevada desert.
- Has a lovely singing voice.
- Was once eris's bitch, but has since grown a pair and forgotten all about her.
- Reportedly owns upwards of 1000 personal firearms and at least two WMDs.
- Refuses to sleep with anyone that hasn't first slept with Brad.
- Has two armed Mexican guards with him whenever he goes out in public.
- Hates Mexicans.
- Likes to type with his forehead.
Known Aliases
- Frank
- Weekie
- Weekie The Dazzler
- Corvus
- Corbutt
- Drunken Jesus
