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Sega Kid

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Sega Kid, also known as Monoxide1234455, is a 17-year-old emo who gets PWNED on a consistent basis due to his wrestling videos YouTube.

These guys own Sega Kid now.

1 Beginnings "The New Age of Online Stupid Morons"
2 The Sega Kid
3 Notable Video Game Reviews
4 Sega Kid vs. The Good Haters
5 Hiatus
6 LOL HACKED!!!
7 The Return
8 See Also:
9 References

[edit] Beginnings "The New Age of Online Stupid Morons"

The Sega Kid looking fucking gormless as usual.

All you need to know about him was that a previous account of his was banned (The name of it was assumed lost in the Great Fire of 1886) and he did some imitations of former pro wrestlers that would make Chuck Norris cry.

Since he started up his online activities after dropping high school with shitty online Youtube Biased video reviews mainly about people like "Reymon14" whom he hates, his debate challengers whom he hates, video games and WWE pro wrestling as shit as his own shitty brain (which had eventually made himself a stupid online moronic emo), later, he got himself fucked-up pretty badly by the good haters as a daily basis.

[edit] The Sega Kid

(A.K.A. Currently: "Monoxide1234455" on Youtube.com or "Monoxide" on LiveVideo.com)

This is a truly existing white trash emofags who dropped off from high school to be an online stupid moron with fixation of Pro Wrestling fanaticism. He is a biased WWE Wrestling Fanboy who loves to suck his super-killer's cock: "Chris Benoit" (who murdered his family due to irresponsible use of high dosage of illegal drugs) at his own grave on every Sundays. This is also a Popularity-fixated moron who believes in the power of popularity like having high numbers of subscribers on YouTube or giving more importance to popularity than good arguments during the debate challenge. When this moron got owned or was loosing the debate against what he calls "lesser people" or unpopular YouTubers with lower subscribers, he normally comes up with dumb arguments about his own popularity and about his higher numbers of subscribers that he currently got to bully these people who PWNED him. He also believes his looks was perfect that he could tease and judge others based on their ugliness while he forgot to brush his own ugly teeth and continues to rant with his ugly, big-bitch mouth. When he realized that he wasn't getting much attention as a random wrestling imitado, he thought of another plan to become the next attention whore or one fucked-up emofags. By watching a video game review from the Angry Nintendo Nerd, he saw his ticket to fame.

Afterwords, he began to work on mimicking the Nerd's formula. The only major difference that he was reviewing games for the Sega Genesis instead of the Nintendo. During this span, he spread terror throughout the internets, with YouTube as his medium. During this span, several riots broke out as some of his reviews were released; the worst of these being the riot in Manchester, England after the release of his Mortal Kombat 3 review, where 23 people died, several hundred people were injured, millions of dollars in property damage, and 587 horses were slaughtered.

Even though it's obvious that the Sega Kid only played these games for five minutes, he still has over 100 subscribers on YouTube, because the people who get PWNED often travel in packs.

Since The Sega Kid's average brain does not get it and tried to be internet tough guys, he continues to post lame, moronic videos which would make him a moron forever! It is also very encouraging and fun for all of you to continue to Rape him since he could not resist to be pissed off.

[edit] Notable Video Game Reviews

Here is a list of some of the Kid's more infamous reviews. For those of you too lazy to click on the links, here's an abridged summary of them.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters - "The opponents have strategies?! WTF! I can't believe that the enemies actually fight back in a FIGHTING game! Nonsense! Also, this entire game was created with 'pissing me off' in mind."

~~dead youtube link~~

Muhammad Ali Heavyweight Boxing - "This game won't work on my emulator since I didn't think about changing the settings from NTSC to PAL. What the fuck is PAL, anyway?! Unforgivable!"

Altered Beast - "This game is fucking hard! Why is there only one attack? It would SURE be swell if there was another way to attack in this game. Sucks ass from a straw!"

The Flintstones - "Please meet my ripoff of ANN's Shit Pickle, The Hurricane! This game is so competently programmed that it's horrible! Fuck these developers for making this game so decent for a licensed game! And WTF is this?! Fred holding his breath underwater for long periods of time? Unheard of in a video game!"

Mortal Kombat 3 - "Where the fuck's the uppercut? Hello? Uppercut? You there? Three difficulty bars? WTF! And guess what you have to face as your first boss... A FUCKING HORSE! Why the fuck is there a horse in a Mortal Kombat game?! This game makes me want to cut myself!"

Sonic Crackers - "Sonic AND Crackers? Who the fuck is Crackers? Why does this game have only one level? Why do these controls suck? Why are there no sound effects? Why is there a map that you can't exit out of? Who cares if you believe that its an alpha for an unreleased game. Research is for fucktards!"

~~dead youtube link~~

WWF No Mercy - "This game is SO overrated! I can't do anything! The graphics suck! It was made in 2000... why doesn't this game look like Gears of War?! They reverse EVERYTHING, even on beginner! This game sucks SO badly, that if you saw the gameplay, your eyes would burn out! Whoops, hit my webcam. And fuck your opinions, because I disabled ratings and comments. Take that, haters!"

[edit] Sega Kid vs. The Good Haters

By the time that the Sega Kid became a mainstream video game bias reviewer on YouTube, he encountered resistance in the form of haters. The resistance to his work has been SO severe, that the Sega Kid has had to release many lame, moronic videos dissing his haters. One of these videos includes him running down a list of haters who have dissed his hard work but these videos also made himself look like a moronic emo idiot who would continue to be shit and rape and PWNED by others.

Although, the evil empire known as the Sega Kid has Death Starred the planets of many hater with wave after wave of bad grammar, the haters have frequently sent in their X-Wings of truth to fire the missiles of message to the air duct of the Sega Kid's channel.

The haters of his work have spread at an alarming rate, as he becomes more known every day. Forums like ScrewAttack and Wrestlecrap have PWNED this reviewer more than Kevin Federline's rap album.

Sega Kid has a few followers. One named Chibi who defends him and then throws shit at people who flame him or other low ranking morons/slaves without confidence and with low self-esteem who needs this stupid moron to lead their life because they don't know how to lead their fucking life in the first place.

[edit] Sega Kid/Monoxide1234455's typical lame, moronic YouTube video: "The RAW 15th Anniversary was Garbage"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl5WZxDWcQ4

He disabled comments on this, because he knew that most people will bury his ass...

[edit] "HELP ME! SOMEONE IS GOING TO RAPE MY ASS!!! ARRRR!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gMJWDdb_ws

[edit] "I NEED A QUICK MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!! OR.. I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CRrEQRxrfY

[edit] Hiatus

The Sega Kid has taken a break from reviewing, which was responded to with victory parades all across the galaxy, including a Hollywood extravaganza hosted by P Diddy.

The Sega Kid has now taken up a duty as a pro wrestling commentator and questionnaire, including a rant on TNA which led some to believe that he thought wrestling was real, which led to more PWNAGE on the Wrestlecrap forums.

[edit] LOL HACKED!!!

The Sega Kid eventually got into a fight with some other douche of lesser douchiness named "milkeyisawesome", a member of the YTMND forums. While nobody who had a small fraction of a life cared, the two constantly flamed each other with each time being less lulzy than 10th grade history class.

Fortunately, milkeyisawesome made up for his boredom by hacking into his YouTube account (as Sega Kid's password was most likely "Sega," it took him ten seconds to hack the account). Much lulz occurred at Sega Kid's expense (God was said to have tears running down his eyes in laughter when he heard of the news).

Sega Kid, showing his emo ego, decided to become a poor man's an hero and delete his YouTube videos (his reviews were deleted earlier, much to the jubilation of the gaming community).

Unfortunately, it appears that the raid has failed as he hasn't stopped making videos, as he just made more stupid videos...