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Self injury
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Self-Injury: No One Gives a Shit. Seriously. | ||||
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Self injury is a cult generally followed by emos and attention whores of the internets and other attention gaining mediums. It is a commonly accepted symptom of being a fag/nigra/16 year old girl/emo/myspace whore/meme or all of the above.
[edit] Coagulation is the enemy!
Self Injury can range from compulsively pulling out your hair or having the odd slice'n'dice, to fucking yourself with a cactus, taking a hatchet to your schlong (and/or labia) or introducing a gas axe your sphincter. It is a disease that affects people of the piss-poor self-esteem variety, which will spread via blogs and myspace from one emo attention whore to another, until they feel empowered enough to arrange a blood orgy fuckfest with others who worship denial and a sociopathic inability to gain self acceptance. The spreading of sob-stories and blood frenzy pics culminate in such get-togethers where the self loathers congregate and drink non alcoholic beverages, then pretend to get drunk and start slicing each other up like Edward Scissorhands at a Cuddle party. They are like sharks in the respect that the sight of blood arouses them so very much they feel the desire to buttfuck and drink each others sweet sweet red and white blood cells. It is commonplace at such gatherings to shit in a blender, stick your hand in it, turn it on and serve everyone a bloody Mary Sue.
These gatherings should be encouraged since they work out particularly well for the human race in general, as all emos and self loathers are fags who have aids which spreads through said blood orgies and kills over 9000 of the cornhole curdlers everyday.
Statistics show that self injury leads to suicide only 0.00015% of the time, as it is solely for the purpose of attention gathering and attracting other cut mongers for blood orgies. In roleplays(World of Warcraft etc), self injury is a Level 45 Skill of the AssRanger class.
Step 1: Cut self and paste photos/erotic non-fiction on your blog/myspace.
Step 2: Gather other self loathing emos for a sphincter-slicing fuckfest.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!!!!
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