Sensible Erection
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
'Sensible Erection' is an online community of perpetually circle jerking attention whores fighting over whose ego is more deserving of massage for the next ten minutes. This page remains unreferenced anywhere else on ED, most likely due to the epic amounts of fail Liddlemonkey has imbued into every word and demarcated punctuation mark on this page. If you are wondering about the name (Sensibleerection, not Liddlemonkey), it's supposed to be clever and ironic. There is some porn here.
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[edit] What's the Point?
Site members post articles, pages, news items, links to sites and lots of other shit nobody cares about, and the other site members comment and rate the posts using SE's unique and quirky ratings system. The ultimate goal of this exercise is to accumulate positive karma points.
Positive karma points have no value anywhere except as the scoring system in a rather sad e-popularity contest that only exists on SE. Any member who gets to +100 Karma is teh winnar and gets to act like more of a cock than the lesser minions. This makes the site one of the biggest chunks of perpetual fail on the internets. For fuck's sake, even WoW retards can sell their shit for real money.
While once a good source of entertainment, the long-time SE'ers have formed little cliques with lots of gay in jokes that no one new to the site understands. So it's now just another well populated community of basement dwellers who stroke each others e-penii on a more or less 24 hour basis. Is also starting to fill up with whining emo fucksticks and The English.
Contains much Family Guy and assorted other old meme.
[edit] Drama, Trolling, and Flaming
SE'ers can comment on each others comments, instigating much debate and lulz as the troll and flamer element that any community of this nature usually attracts milk the lol cowss on the site who believe that the internets are serious fucking business.
This is partially offset by the ability to also score comments, so serious trolls (or someone not in the right clique) usually find themselves downmodded to -10 for entries (-5 for comments) at which point their posts become invisible. If this pushes them into negative karma they also lose the ability to post.
As SE has no ability to prevent users creating multiple sock puppets and no visible administration at all (except when the site's owner Saint Marck (see below) is called in to wield his Mighty Banhammer in defence of the terminally butthurt), losing the ability to post will be an effective block for the 120 seconds it takes to create another account. Some of the smarter trolls already have multiple sock puppets and use them to +mod their less popular comments, thus keeping them in circulation for longer.
The ratings system also means that the site is one of the few remaining sites where the Armada flame war is common and can generate posts with 200+ tl;dr comments.
The site is the source of daily drama and lulz as the retards, E-Psychiatrists, E-lawyers, and general social rejects that populate the site try to sound clever and score karma points off each other.
Particularly effective trolling can be achieved by making a post like this and then sitting back. Much lulz ensue.
[edit] Who's Who (like anybody fucking cares)
Authors Note; This is by no means a complete list of all the contributors to SE, just the people I believe generate the most drama and have the biggest potential for lulz.
[edit] Saint Marck
Owner of the site and Grade A basement dweller. Has never been seen but admits to a liking for "pizza and Mountain Dew" so it is assumed he is a massively fat motherfucker. Also claims to have OCD. Whether or not this is an e-diagnosis is not known. Will occasionally wield the Banhammer on serious trolls, if he can be bothered to haul his fat ass out from underneath his pile of pizza boxes. Not easy to troll/flame as either gives up or banninates under minimal pressure.
He rarely posts unless there is a chance to make a grossly insensitive comment that would get any other user banninated, such as saying "Mm, crispy" when the 9/11 stories were being posted. It is rumored that he was the inspiration for the first page of this guest strip on the web comic Dr. McNinja. He also hates cats.
[edit] matt
Former owner of the site and the greatest Apple Fan Boy on the face of God's green earth, bar none. Goes utterly and totally fucking mental if anyone suggests that Apple fans are shallow image obsessed style addicts who will buy anything Steve Jobs tells them to. See [here] for a lulzy example of his ranting. Is an Internet Tough Guy and a liberal who hates W. One of the easiest people to troll in the entire universe.
Seriously, how can you not troll someone who says shit like this?:
I get severely fucked off with people denigrating my informed, and usually very accurate insight into the industry. When I want to have an intelligent discussion about Apple products I get called a fanboy and can't extract any rationality out of anyone. I think it's quite fair for me to be fucked off by that.
Or
Ok, *you* may be making good natured jests, but it doesn't help when it compounds the general disrespect and disregard for my reasoned opinion here on SE with regards to Apple stuff.
And
Don't think I'm not serious about giving you a smackdown if we ever meet in person
As the quotes illustrate, matt suffers from severe delusions of grandeur, believing himself to be perfect in sheer spite of all the counter-evidence he has posted. As a militant atheist, matt therefore struggles under the constant pressure of believing he does not exist.
[edit] maryyugo
maryyugo is a troll who attempts to troll other trolls but sucks at trolling. Despite having a girl's name, mary is allegedly a dude. mary has a hard-on for uniforms and will flame to the death defending the military and the police. It is widely believed he likes taking a collapsible baton up his ass while fellating traffic cops in the back room of various leather bars.
mary does not believe that Jews did WTC and will get severely butthurt if you tell him they did. He believes that cops tasering schoolkids is a good thing and that teachers should all carry guns in school.
maryyugo on a fucking roll, bitch
His favorite tactic to avoid admitting defeat is to simply abandon a discussion thread and pop up elsewhere as if nothing happened. His next favorite is to attempt to derail with a comment about how Islam is the religion of terrorism, whether the current debate topic is about religion, terrorism, schools, fluffy pink bunnies, or whatever.
[edit] madpride
At this point no one knows if madpride is actually mentally ill or one of the greatest living trolls in history. madpride has claimed to be male, female, post- and pre-op transexual, a witch, a psychic, a social worker, a psychiatrist, a law student, black, white, Latin, Jewish, Arabic, a rape victim, a junkie, and a manic depressive, a homosexual, a lesbian, a bi-sexual, and your mom; also, that he/she/it lives alone, in a house with five other people (who are actually 5 of madpride's many, many sock puppets), in a hostel, and in a mental institution.
Your author does not possess the language skills to convey the utter and total batshit insanity that is madpride posting. After several years trolling every post with off topic images, rants and comments (all about how evil George W Bush is and teh Zionist Conspiracies - madpride definitely believes the Jews did WTC), madpride is still pissing people off in an epic fashion.
There is currently some speculation as to why madpride and the army of sock puppets in his/her/its collection have not been b& yet, and a possibility that he/she/it lurks on and is from /b/. The other explanation is that Saint Marck can't be bothered to ban over 9000 sock puppets.
Examples of how fucking looney tunes the person is:
Here is a sample of the relentless trolling.
The Multiple Personality Spam Attack.
On a strongly Liberal forum like SE, madpride is one of the rare few with a Liberal agenda who has managed to be reduced to negative karma with at least 2 accounts, and 0 with another. Keywords butt rape, children, Iraq, Cheney, Bush, cluster bombs, white phosporous, depleted uranium.
[edit] Chop-Logik
SE's undisputed master of porn. Some argue that Chop has seen every last piece of pornography extant on the internets, and that his right hand can crush billiard balls into powder by squeezing them.
[edit] Rammek
Straight up troll of the "STFU" variety known for hating nigras and Jews. Rammek is actually a policeman somewhere in Canada, proving that all cops hate black people. Loves to troll matt, but loses his temper very easily.
[edit] Naruki
Naruki is an argumentative self-righteous fag. (Pictures needed.) Another whiney liberal pussy, Naruki gets butthurt really easily and hates being disagreed with so much that he will flame anyone who dares counter his opinion with ceaseless tl;dr comments until they self pwn or just GTFO teh innernet. The name has strong overtones of Wapanese although he has yet to say "desu". Naruki is also known to be a closet Grammar_nazi who has never backed down from a losing battle. Wracked with equal cases of penis envy and vagina envy, Naruki is incapable of getting off without imagining lurid sexual encounters with Mann Coulter and Lady Horace, respectively.
[edit] Revchoppy
A member of the internet police who jumps into any flame war and starts telling one or the other side to STFU. Is more likely to defend you if you have bewbs or agree with everything he says. Revchoppy has been known to turn on his liberal hippy sidekicks if they dare to wander "off message".
Revchoppy is almost as easy to troll as matt and is dumb enough to call someone a "motherfucker" and then accuse them of ad hominem attacks in the same comment. Also really likes to use the flamer's bible and will use phrases like "straw man", "logical fallacy" and "cocksucker" in the same sentence.
He can be milked for lulz for comment after comment where he will get increasingly more angry and will keep making the same point over and over again. Revchoppy believes the internet is serious fucking business and has been known to "revenge mod" (the deliberate down modding of all of someone else's comments thereby attacking their karma - utter pussy bullshit) when he runs out of insults and stock phrases to throw around.
[edit] Liddlemonkey
English stoner cunt who drifts between obvious and deliberate flaming and Crossmack style pseudo-intellectual attempts at being an insightful cunt. Being mostly pseudo-intellectual cunts themselves the fags at SE often give him karma for being all deep and meaningful.
Uses the word "cunt" frequently and when flaming will either make a lot of tl;dr comments carefully dissecting other cunts comments or will rant like a cunt for several paragraphs. Is a complete cunt.
Liddlemonkey is easy to flame as thinks he is some sort of mighty flame warrior. Actually he's just a cunt.
Until this entry was posted at Sensible Erection (see [this post]), nobody there even remembered him. Due to this complete lack of notoriety at SE, it is assumed now that he was the author of this entry. When asked to comment his response was, "LOL, DONGS!".
[edit] Kyle McBitch
The sites token whiney emo bitch. Like all emo's he lives in a special world of his own in which he travels the land having interesting conversations about how deep and meaningful it is to be an emo fucktard and dissing random people on the street with his fearsome intellect.
Kyle is also a disease whore who claims to have aspergers - anyone who actually knows anything about aspergers will know that the claims to conversations with complete strangers and aspergers do not go together. Probably alternates his time between cutting and laying in his hugbox masturbating to pictures of Marilyn Manson.
If trolled or flamed will try to tell you the Roolz Of Teh Debate. Loves to invoke Godwin's Law as if he just thought it up last thursday. Although his handle would suggest an Irish heritage, through careful examination it was discovered he is actually German.
Kyle has the standard whiney emo bitch attention whore MySpace page here.
His claim to SE fame is allegedly having two girlfriends. This alternately provokes envy, admiration, and disbelief from various members. Nobody knows for sure if it's true, but only a few do not seem to care.
His, changes, to, this page, include, adding apostrophes, and ,the ,above paragraph, where, he, tries, to prove, he, does, not, have, an, ego problem, by throwing, the, "I have two girlfriends", debate, into the ring. He, has, two, hands, he, may, be, mistaking, them ,for, girlfriends, as, they, perform, a similar, function, for him. Apostrophes, removed from, this paragraph, to give, him something, to do when he, comes back.
[edit] Sgt Harry "Snapper" Organs
SH"S"O can be funny in small doses but his desperate need for attention soon becomes apparent as he spams post after post with his one liners. He thinks he is very, very clever. Isn't.
Little else is known about Harry, but we do know that he cannot spell heinous. And he's plagued with a crippling case of being Australian.
[edit] VictorTyne
Responsible for the most massive lollergasm SensibleErection has ever experienced. During a game of mafia, VictorTyne ratted out a fellow mobster to the town, removing him from the game and sparing the rest of the mob from that person's bitching, whining, unwarranted self-importance, and using secret hints from the moderator to cheat. While being trolled by the butthurt loser, VictorTyne was himself pwned by a single player despite having everyone else believing he was on their side.
When asked why, he responded "For the lulz, dear boy. For the lulz." He has since been summarily been banned from all future games by the rest of the community.
He also claims to be pro-AIDS, anti-religion, and doesn't support the troops.
cb361 calls a waaaaambulance over the VictorTyne Experience™
[edit] -_-
-_- is usually referred to as Face due to the striking similarity it has to an emoticon. He tries to crack wise with all his heart, but when he needs an extra boost of karma often falls back on trolling matt.
He claims to have been a bouncer, which may explain the flatness of his face. Also, he is alleged to be Canadian, but nobody cares.
[edit] CapnSilver
CapnSilver is a slight attention whore hosting the first super size mafia game, partaking of the lulz invoked by VictorTyne. Is Australian and will take every opportunity to remind you.
The internet is lucky to have CapnSilver as his wit puts a smile on the faces of all.
CapnSilver is most likely the biggest supporter of doing goods deeds for all mankind from SE and doesn't care about his anonymity as he's already been labeled an SP. He once worked for Luna Park Sydney, which fuels his burning hatred. Interestingly enough CapnSilver can survive for weeks without food or water as long as long as he has a grudge to hold.
CapnSilver only wrote this because he wishes someday, somewhere, someone will love him.
[edit] shiney things
She just wanted to be mentioned, damnit!
[edit] SE I'd like you to meet ED
SE found ED and lulz ensued. The whole clan acted more or less predictably; User Kyle McBitch under his other pseudonym of User:Geekmasterflash (and the Furious Five, which refers to his right hand when being used to masturbate) found the site - presumably by either Googling his own name as people imagine he does on a regular basis or checking what pages link to his MySpazz and posted it to SE. Author's note: The fact that this page was linked to SE's biggest attention whore's MySpazz page was NOT an accident.
McBitch got the joke and took being satirised well. Although he did try to make himself look better by changing some of the paragraphs on this page and, as usual, got some fucking pictures of himself on the page. These have been posted on /b/ along with his My Space page.
He then proceeded to track down the page's author; yes this article WAS written by Liddlemonkey. It should be noted that Liddlemonkey is, as stated, a cunt. McBitch then changed this article to include a paragraph stating that SE (i.e. he) believes Liddlemonkey wrote the article - i.e. "look how clever I am, I worked it all out on my own". What do you want, a fucking cookie? (SE: Yes. A cookie would be nice.)
He also corrected the punctuation. Predictably one of the first things that the rest of SE latched on to as a "reason why we shouldn't feel so butthurt by our ED entry" was that a lot of ED's grammar and punctuation is bad. Apparently the weight of any argument against SE will crumble swiftly if it doesn't have apostrophes and commas in the right place.
These people dwell in the deepest, deepest basements on earth.
Naruki also joined ED and added to the page, he took it like a man and has still, to date, to say DESU. His status is now upgraded to "mildly whiney". He is still a fag.
The most predictable response of all: iMatt got enormous butthurt and tried to argue that things you type on a publically visble web page on the internet count as private conversations. Microsoft estimates that the internet is accessed by 4.2 BILLION people every day. That's pretty goddamned private right there.
He complained that his picture was out of date (but he is NOT self obsessed, noooo sir) and that the claims he is an Apple fan boy are fraudulent. He whined that ED is a bullshit set-up because it encourages the people it satirises to be upset, and then attacks them again for being upset. LOL, internets!
He is now petitioning Saint Marck to wield the banhammer against Liddlemonkey as he still believes that being banned from SE is some sort of punishment for someone who obviously doesn't give a shit about SE (although as he has typed several thousand words on the subject, maybe he is as deluded as iMatt?).
Saint Marck, proving once and for all that he is in no way a lazy fat pizza eating motherfucker, posted a one line comment.
Rammek, being a troll, embraced his racism and jumped up and down shouting "Nigger" for half an hour. He is now banned from that particular internet cafe.
As stated, SE is primarily populated by E-Psychiatrists and they were swift to diagnose the author of this page as short of chromosomes, not loved enough by his parents, angry at being excluded from the inner circle jerkings of SE and just full of hate. All of these are absolutely correct although they missed out that he cuts, has self diagnosed aspergers, doesn't have any real friends, needs to get laid and is possibly suffering from repressed homosexuality.
Like all communities honored on ED, the majority of the good people on Sensible Erection have entirely missed the point; it's the FUCKING INTERNET, it's not important what people on the internet think of you, what's important is how you react to it. SE failed. More to the point, having spent days upon days upon days carefully orchestrating an epic attack on a fairly shittily benign webcommunity, when he could have been out in the sun getting a tan and comuning with the existential beauty of nature,Liddlemonkey also failed. Subsequently - upon this fact being pointed out - he spazzed like a bitch and speedily baleted said offending paragraph it in a fit of pique. Make of it what you will.
Still, we love you man. You gave us many minutes of Lulz, and for that, we salute you.
Peace and fucking,
SE.
[edit] Links
- Sensible Erection discusses their entry on ED - SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
- Sensible Erection
- SE Discusses Wikipedia Lulzarama.
- SE on Wikipedia Very sensible.
- SE Role Playing Game Srsly.
- Urban Dictionary Entry Jargon.
- Stumble Upon.com review Mmmm... Pretentious.
