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Serbia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A nation of small minds and bad smells. Like several other backward nations of Eastern Europe, its citizens are "Slavs," or in other words, slaves. They got this name from being the principal type of slave used in ancient Rome. As slaves, they were excellent -- lots of muscles, but not very smart. Serbia also did the phenomenal achievement of starting 4 wars in 8 years and losing them all. Serbias main exports are rapists, war criminals, and Countries.
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[edit] History
Serbia has no known written history until the early 20th century, except what other countries, such as ancient Rome, say about them. No-one in Serbia could read or write, and indeed, even today literacy is less than one percent. Gypsies tend to be the only literate people there, as they are not ethnically from the same Slavic background as the Serbs. The Serbs have had a suprisingly low mental capacity throughout their existence and the only Serb to have a I.Q. over 50 realised what a shithole Serbia is and promptly fled to the US of A. The others haven't realised the same yet, nor have they fled.
Serbia bears complete responsibility for causing World War I and World War II as well as Communism. On 28 June 1914, a Serbian guy jumped out and shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary, who was riding along in a parade. This immediately caused WWI to begin. Because pre-Communist Russia was busy with the war they couldn't prevent the 1917 Russian Revolution. Then, the border rearrangements after WWI got half of Europe completely pissed off, especially the Germans, so WWII began a little while later. Thus, Serbia should be held accountable for hundreds of millions of deaths, including the few hundred of the so-called "holocaust."
The people of Serbia gangbanged (note: it was not rape, as they yelled 'surprise!') Hep and thus she had a child at 15 years of age. Anyway, gangbanging has a long history in Serbia. In the mid-nineties, Serbians that lived in Bosnia were pissed that they couldn't enjoy roast pork, so they asked for help from their big neighbour. Being refused, the Serbian troops entered the Islamic parts of Bosnia in order to wipe out every Muslim that dared to appear in the center of the AK 47's reticule. The Muslims got heavily pwned and since that day, pork is available again. Momentarily, Serbia is pissed due to death of their much-idolized former president Slobby Milosevic, a very fine man whose habit of slaughtering people and having their flesh fed to Albanian kids might appear strange to some people. If you are one of these people, you need a racial sensitivity class. Serbians also have a tendency to blame Albinos for their problems.
Kosovo, previously a disputed southern province of Serbia, has finally decided to declare their independence. Of course, Serbia still think of them as their bitches, and Russia is with them, so there will probably be a war. Already, Serbs have gone batshit, and begun smashing American ambassades, and killed atleast one Амерјкунт(Americunt) all over because of their butthurt, and perhaps wanting to become the Iraq of Europe, just to take Kosovo down with them, but they're screwed since Kosovo is like Kuwait in the first Arab genoci-- i meant, gulf war, they have the backing of Amerika, and the Kovosians, or Kosovars, or whatever the fuck they're called are being suppiled by the Albanians, who are entering Kosovo faster then the Mexicans can enter Amerika.
[edit] Culture
Serbian people are constantly crazed about stealing land in Europe which leads them to never shut up about the Yugoslav war. Scientific research clearly show that serbs are sexually aroused by war and death. They possess a disorder all Serbs have which is their sexual desire towards the now dead Slobodan Milosevic & his anti-Bosnian speeches; to find them they use the internets videos featured on Youtube (which they wank off to every night) since they have a strong interest in necrophilia (raping dead people). Serbia has a very skewed image of reality thus causing them to think their country "PAWNZZZ" (but not really because they were fighting a country less prepared then them). Serbians often brag because their country fired one missle at the NATO forces, but really never admit that they were defeated when NATO fired their shit back; Serbians will continue to insult anyone who doesnt think the same way, but they secretly know their country is the smelliest shit hole in all of the Balkans. Most serbs have absolutly absurd and impratical names such as Bojan, Sasko, Djordjevic,or Shithead and love to have huge gay pile ons. One day at least 100 years ago a Serbian woman had a strong strict rule to walk in the house with your shoes on even after you step in shit, eat the wild dog's fecies that always appears on serbian roads and never take a shower or bath because fresh clean water was (and still is) strictly forbidden in Serbia. Instead they drink & bathe in urine which they believe is full of "protein". Anyway, she went off to go to the only school Serbia can afford, to do the same thing, All of the children then started to lulz & take her advice, just to fuck up the country even more than how it was. Which thus leads to the main reason for why Serbia is the smelliest piece of shit to ever be opened. As these eurofags are elitist 13 year old boys that learned to internet last Thursday, they have tried and phailed to gather their own kind on the facebooks at http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5373534894 epic level spam is encouraged.
[edit] Serbian for Tourists
If you are planning on visiting Serbia, here are some useful phrases to learn to help you get around.
- Volis li član Amerikanac ambasada? (where is the american embassy?)
- Srbe na vrbe! (Greetings!)
- Volis li djoku? (Where is the nearest bathroom?)
- Puši kurac. (Thank you.)
- Puši kurac pederčino! (Thank you very much!)
- Jebem ti sunce, cigane. (Excuse me, ma'am.)
- Jebem ti mamicu tvoju. (Your mother is very nice.)
- Jebi se. (Your welcome.)
- Dodji dole i pusi mog miska. (Could you give me a hand?)
- Koliko kostas? (Whats your name?)
