Firefly
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An American show which is similar in genre with Cowboy Bebop though Cowboy Bebop is a ripoff despite being made before Firefly. A show like Star Wars, but with cowboys in space. Despite the high tech, the characters use 6-bullet guns, grenades, etc. The show went off the air because F*X suck & are retarded spider monkeys. It was made by Joss Whedon, the chubby man best known for creating shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its superior spin-off, Angel. Fans of the show are usually referred to as [Browncoats].
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[edit] Serenity
Serenity is a sci-fi movie about some sexy (but underage) girl named River Tam with psychic powers that let her sense imminent danger to her buddies kinda, sorta. Since that power sucked and she only used it once, she also got the power to flip out and kick major ass. The cast included some up & coming awesome stars.. Serenity is also the name of the super-advanced spaceship they ride around in. The whole thing is based off of the short lived but best TV series ever, Firefly.
[edit] Plot
The movie starts with Christina Ricci River Tam being oppressed by the government, which basically consists of a bunch of criminals who everyone likes. Christina Ricci River Tam gets saved by her brother and they join the half-assed crew of the Ship Serenity, where she is given the valuable job of protecting her shipmates from harm using her precognition, and her brother is given the valuable job of being an over-protective emo troublemaker. The chick only actually saves them once, when she senses a bunch of zombie killers heading their way, and then the reason she's a part of the crew is pretty much forgotten. Since the big bad government wants Christina Ricci the chick dead, Captain Surrogate, being the dashing and witty rebel he is, decides to keep a hold on her. The big bad government sends a big negro after them, who uses a sword, which makes sense considering that they have space-travel technology and all.
2 hours later, the same mega awesome plot is going on with no change and no development. Christina Ricci River Tam leads them on a wild goose chase until they finally go to a planet and find out that it was the big bad government who made the zombie killers that everyone had largely forgotten about until now. After this highly original plot twist, the big bad government's negro tries to keep them from telling everybody, leading to THE FINAL SHOWDOWN! The negro kicks the captain's ass completely, but the captain tricks him, hits him once, and completely pwns him. Then everyone finds out that the government sucks and the movie ends, providing the most badass & touching ever to grace the silver shiny scree.
[edit] Fandom
Serenity impregnated internet retards with crappy fanfiction, which they promptly birthed all over the internets. People saw all sorts of sexual tension in the movie that no one else had the perception to see; Captain Surrogate/Generic Badass, Christina Ricci River Tam/Captain Surrogate, and Generic Badass/Christina Ricci River Tam fap material were churned out at an alarming rate. People got themselves all worked up over Christina Ricci River Tam just because she could flip out and beat the crap out of everyone in sight, even though she only did this twice. Fans raved about how great of a movie it was compared to the canceled TV series, and for a time, it was good. Then the hype died down and everyone realized the movie was generic and unoriginal, and LOOOOOOOONG.
[edit] The Ship
The ship Serenity is the greatest source of serious drooling from fans. They get all aroused because the ship is mega frapping awesome compared to other Sci-Fi ships. The best way to troll a Firefly/Serenity discussion is to talk about how Serenity's lack of time-travel capability makes it more realistic. Then sit back and watch the fun!
The ship ends up being mostly destroyed towards the end of the movie in a crash landing. The skinny pathetic white guy driving Dread Pirate Steve gets skewered in the process by some sharp metal beams the zombie killers use. In the end, they repair the ship, but can't repair the geeky driver. Lulz ensue.
