Serpentina666
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Serpentina666 is an openly gay furfag with no life, who enjoys drawing and masturbating to Crash Bandicoot yiff. Since the fandom is so fucking small, there's barely any porn of it known to exist because no one likes the shitty gameplay and the rape yiff antics of the game. Serpentina grew some balls and a dick and she made some despite of the hatred of porn for the Crash fandom. Since the Crash fans found out, the furries love her and her devianTART friends hate her. They became butthurt and now despise her in the DevianTART Crash fan community. After discovering the fur faggotry Serpentina was involved in, the 16-year-old girls increased the drama level by at least 9000 times. Right now, Serpentina's mortal enemy is Tampon-Tiger, the Crash fandom Queen. Who knows, she might succumb to Tampon's mighty AIDS filled dick-vagina, or she might turn up with a victory and Tampon sucking her E-clitoris. Arius-Xanatos is currently her number one stalker and fan (also her only fan).
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[edit] Fursonas
Serpentina is known to have many fursonas; her main one is a retarded folf (a fox wolf hybrid with Down Syndrome), who loves yiffing everything in sight. She also has many fetishes including, but not limited to: BDSM, cock vore, masturbating with Bombs, SPAM!!1!1 , transforming into a giant fucktarded Mutant with a cock, and masturbating to the pain series. Though she claims not to be a dyke, she still draws herself having sex with multiple dickless furries. She claims to have a crush on Crunch Bandicoot (A.K.A. Mr. T in a fursuit), but yet she draws him having gay furry buttsecks with Crash.
Krimzon Wolf - Her second fursona which is a huge, strong wolf with a giant penis, she wishes this was her IRL. She thinks she has an E-Penis, but in all actuality it's just an oversized E-clitoris. Because she thinks she has an E-penis, she can earn man points but she loses them all by drawing her 'male self' fucking some guy up the ass. She wishes she was a manly wolf so much that she's making a fursuit. Everyone tells her she’ll look ridiculous, but she fails to listen because of her thick-headed skull and her brain damage she got in 7th grade from running into a metal filing cabinet door that belonged to her language arts teacher. She has wet dreams of raping all the furries at once with her super wolf-dildo from ZETA Creations. So will her dream come true? Only time will tell... (GOD SAYS YES BECAUSE ALL FURRIES ARE FURFAGS)
Pancho Fox - She also likes role-playing as a homosexual male fox. This is all due to her mental illness that no doctor can ever explain, though this mental illness is found in all furries (and has been given the name of Yiffitis, it's similar to Hepatitis only always 100% fatal). Serpentina believes you can tattoo fur, and that is why Pancho Fox has 'tattoos' all over his gay furry body.
Other fursonas - She has so fucking many that all them aren't even worth mentioning like her psycho bitch mary-sue bandicoot self, and her crack smoking dragon self. She probably has over 9000 fursonas, each one gayer than the last.
Serpentina’s main goals in life include:
- Becoming a big gay muscle fur with a giant penis
- Moving out of her parents basement
- Defeating the almighty Tampon-Tiger
- Going to a furry convention and getting scritched in fun places
- Making her failed fursuit before going to the above mentioned
- Having yiff with her Internet mate
- Getting dumped by her Internet mate, and then actually finding a real life person to yiff
- Drawing more Crash Bandicoot yiff so the furries can masturbate to it
- Masturbate to her own disgusting porn
- Marrying CTTR Crunch (Disgusting little mary-sue!)
- Meeting Tia, her FURRY MATE LOL in real life
- Having an orgy with the Crash characters and her best furry fuck friends
[edit] LOL CRASH BANDICOOT
Apparently, Serpentina was so fucking stupid, she posted her Crash Bandicoot yiff picture on her photobucket account. We all know that photobucket doesn’t allow porn, due to the fact that its creator has a small, non-existent cock, and would therefore have serious penis envy.
What kind of sick freak would even draw Crash porn anyway?! Aren’t they incest enough as is? Well, apparently this fucked up furfag would.
Serpentina666 ALSO has a mary-sue ho bag furry! She calls her Serpentina Bandicoot, because lol, ALL of her female fursonas have to have SERPENTINA as their first name!
[edit] Fucked in the Head
Serpentina666 is known for being a fucked up furry. But can you believe, like most other furries, she’s obsessed with BESTIALITY!? Yep, that’s right folks, she fucks her DOGS. She also secretly draws said bestiality while yiffing her dog in her Krimzon fursuit with a ZETA TOY! How fucked up can you get?!
She also constantly draws her fursona transforming into this HUGE ASS SNAKE BEAST that eats its own organs. EATS ITS OWN GOD DAMNED FUCKING ORGANS. One can only imagine how hungry this monstrosity was in order to eat it's own organs.
[edit] Tampon V.S. Seporntina
One day, Tampon Tiger was peacefuly fucking herself to her own "art", until she found out that Serpentina was drawing yiff of Crash and was getting more attention than her because she's a furry. She couldn't accept this, so she went off and told all her cock-sucking fantards that she was a yaoi loving furry. Since her fantards have no minds of their own, they obeyed her, so that maybe one day, Tampon can suck their cocks (which will never happen because she's too busy sucking her own). So, they marched like Nazi soldiers and went off flaming Serpr0ntina by saying "OMGYOUSUCKSYOUDRAWYIFFCUZUHATETANI! REPENT". Eventually, Tampon found out that one of her yiffing buddies, some retarded cat rabbit thing, hates sucking teh Tiger-cock, so she LOLZ got her worshippers to flame her too.
[edit] Serpentina666’s ‘Art’
Her art consists of nothing more than faggot furries buttfucking each other while drinking shitloads of cum.
She also has excellent anatomy with her drawing, and many people praise her for being such a good and original artist! </sarcasm>
Her art is shit. That’s final.
Gallery of FAIL
 Amazing, isn't it? |
 A gay furry couple. |
 Oh yeah, Serpentina's not GAY. |
 Bomb sex. Wow. someone prime it. |
 SPAM! |
 More gay furries. |
 AND MORE. |
 Originality is the key. |
 She's STILL not gay! |
 Another mutant pic. |
 one of her known fetish, is it masturbation? |
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