Cho Seung-Hui
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Cho Seung Hui is one of the first Azn An Heroes, best known recently for highest rank on the leader boards with 32 kills (33 if you count his self-pwning), knocking off the Columbine fags' 13 kills into 2nd place. But yes, he actually hated video games, the only one he ever owned was Tetris DESPITE what Jack Thompson says. The reason he got such a great score is unlike the Columbine kids, he didn't stop to Teabag, which cost him style points.
One can say that having made the history books for worst shooting rampage EVAR, could make up for the shitty plays he wrote about killing his stepfather, and being assraped by his chink teachers back in Good Korea.
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[edit] Biography
Cho Seung "Nintendo" Hui was born in Good Korea to average chink parents and also had a pretty cute chink sister. As a kid, like any other tojo he ate rice, and noodles with chopsticks. In school, the kids unfriended him for having buttsecks with their teacher (known in his play as Mr. Brownstone). The rice patties weren't good enough for the gook family, so they moved to America like any azn does. Still, he had no friends on MySpace when he came to America. So he became a loner. His not being liked by the other kids at school led to his hatred of other kids. By the way hui is Russian word for dick srsly.
Cho also apparently suffered from a disease that disallowed him to change his tone of voice, and had a massive disdain for Vodka and Cognac.
[edit] Playwright
In his Creative Writing class he wrote some lulzy plays about killing his stepfather, and his being a technical virgin
[edit] Preparing for the shootout
His loneliness soon ended when he found eBay. He found his haven there since being an Asian, he knows how to crunch numbers. So he assumed the identity, "Blazn Azn". After practicing with with murder simulators like Tetris and sudoku (He hated all other video games, which is ironic), he was ready to kill.
Before leaving his friends on eBay and LJ and IRC, he left this message: "Imma chargin mah laz0rz and gettin ready to pwn VTech, I'm quitting IRL 4eva...
He then proceeded to mail in a tape of himself making lulzy threats and legendary video logs. Blazn Azn then went down the street to a local post office and walked in unsuspiciously with a Glock 19 and Walther P22 mailing his video log to NBC. After countless people called him a chink he got pissed off and told them that he would kill them after he went and got Chinese food which no one believed because they are from Virginia and they have an IQ of a reymon14 and a body of a Dog264.
The students thought it would be such a great idea to stay in class while a shooter was on the loose so they could get "good grades" but they didn't notice that a Jew was their teacher.
[edit] Occult significance
Why has none of the media pointed out the shiny "magic triangle" that is clearly visible on the murderer's forehead in his student photo? This triangle has occult significance and may indicate a connection to South Korean militant extremists like Seoul Freemasonry.
- --Wikipedia
[edit] Cho Attacks from Beyond the Grave
On August 19th, 2007, the day the memorial to V-tech was supposed to be dedicated, Cho decided to claw his way out of the gunshot clouds of Heaven, and strike once more. Sunday morning, a carbon monoxide leak broke out in a random off-site apartment complex, almost raping over 30+ students. Sadly, so far, no one has been killed in this second wave, and the most that may potentially die are two people, most likely no good, filthy smokers.
It's now being heavily debated whether or not Cho's return was epic failure, or a warning for things to come. Since Cho is Asian, it's most likely the latter, since Asians rarely fail at anything; except the internets.
[edit] Spotting people like Cho
The students of Vtech could clearly have prevented Cho's orgyfest if they had opened their eyes more. They should have noted the following:
- Cho suffered from lonerism
- He was frequently bullied by his fellow students
- He was obsessed with violence
- He frequently made threats, similar to the kind issued by e-lawyers
- He was a fucking azn
[edit] See Also
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Cho Seung-Hui is related to a series on AZNS. |
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Cho Seung-Hui is part of a series on An Hero. |
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