ShadoWolffess
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Bill J. Clark, also known as ShadoWolffess is a disgusting display of humanity that was sadly not aborted and was thus born on March 3, 1956. His fursona is a sickening anal-beast that has dongs and tits. Usually more tits than dongs. He draws horrible furry porn of characters with puckered assholes that are more often than not spewing shit. Although he openly gives out his phone number ((812) 278-9131) and his address (2621 Industrial Park Drive, Bedford IN, 47421) it is still uncertain how he gets electricity in a dumpster.
ShadoWolffess is a wildly unpopular individual (even amongst furries). According to those who have met him, he has a habit of vividly describing how he fucks dogs, loving to do so in paragraphs that have the spelling and capitalization that don't resemble ANY form of competent writing skills. Not surprisingly, he's also a pedophile and has even gone so far as to solicit a minor for sex in exchange for alcohol
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[edit] Multiple Personality Disorder
It is highly suspected that Bill has an extra chromosome, as he goes by over 9000 different names online. Known aliases are:
- Adurrah Wereverine
- AdurrahWherverine
- AdurrahWlfrydr
- Beryl
- BerylEmeraldVixie
- biltfoxxx44D
- Emerald Vixie
- Missmychow
- MoonShadowLuna49
- MoonShadowLunaWLFNU
- MoonShadow
- MoonShadeunme
- Nickelback Wolf
- NimhMinionofAnubis
- pupfuck
- Ron Mexico
- Scanlussflamepaws
- SpiritWolfskydemon49
- Stalking _Moon56
- StalkingWuffy56
- werefox49
- Xagnarrbgwlf
[edit] Art
In his own words,
| —ShadoWolffess, on how he's a good artist |
He also makes fursuits, which he makes by going to all of the local goodwill stores, buying all the plush animals, and then after raping them he cuts them up and sews them to a pair of overhaul pants to form a freakishly horrifying FrankenFursuit. From photographic evidence, it has been determined that this FrankenFursuit mutates over time, and quite possibly is taking on the traits of other furries that he has raped and murdered after skinning their dead carcasses in his basement.
 "The suit Is my own creation and has A vaginal slit And A working sheath and big furry balls."[1] |
 Fanart of Over the Hedge character Stella. Yes, it's supposed to be her as a small child. Add pedophilia to his list of fetishes. |
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 The title of this fine masterpiece you ask? Why it's 'Maneater All It Eats Is Cock' of course! |
 Me wuvs big cock in me! |
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 When told his "art" sucks ass, Bill conjectures "Maby I made her Tailhoe to close to her Treasure!"..... no bill...its not that....srsly... its because you draw like Helen Keller with a fuckin box of Crayolas up her ass |
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[edit] So I Herd You Liek...
| —ShadoWolffess, on how he enjoys fucking animals |
[edit] Multiple Emails
- ShadoFax56@gmail.com
- berylemvixie@earthlink.net
- spiritwolfskydemon49@yahoo.com
- emeraldvixie@cs.com
- biltfoxxx44d@juno.com
- biltfox44d@juno.com
- werefox49@HotMail.com
- werefox49@earthlink.net
- ShadoWolffess@aol.com
AOL: Kagnarrbgwlf
Yahoo: SpiritWolfskydemon49
[edit] External links
- ShadoWolffess's shitty art
- ShadoWolffess's failed livejournals
- ShadoWolffess on Wikifur
- ShadoWolffess on BeastTube
LJ entry with various furries complaining about this sick fuckBalleted.Another LJ entry. Furries wanna give ShadoWolffess the banhammer!Balleted.- Furbid Auctions, as if he could sell this shit.
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