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Shane Halligan

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Ooooh shit!111 Interesting Fact:
This article contains an hero.
THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ
THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO
Shane was an avid Harry Potter fan
Shane was an avid Harry Potter fan
Shane and Mitch, an heroes for all of us, amirite?
Shane and Mitch, an heroes for all of us, amirite?

Shane Halligan became an hero at age 16 in 2006. He stole his father's AK-47 and brought it to school that morning in a gym bag along with gay muscle porno. He fired the rifle into the wall a few times to cause megalulz, then put the muzzle to his chin and became an hero.

Unfortunately, he didn't do a Cho, as he wasn't lulzy enough to shoot any students.

Halligan volunteered as a junior firefighter and always wanted to be one of those firemen who slides down the greased pole, but in December of 2006 he realized that he was a failure and committed suicide.

Shane's friends, like all other friends of heroes, rant about their hero: Image:Shane halligan hero.JPG


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