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Shane Halligan
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Shane Halligan became an hero at age 16 in 2006. He stole his father's AK-47 and brought it to school that morning in a gym bag along with gay muscle porno. He fired the rifle into the wall a few times to cause megalulz, then put the muzzle to his chin and became an hero.
Unfortunately, he didn't do a Cho, as he wasn't lulzy enough to shoot any students.
Halligan volunteered as a junior firefighter and always wanted to be one of those firemen who slides down the greased pole, but in December of 2006 he realized that he was a failure and committed suicide.
Shane's friends, like all other friends of heroes, rant about their hero:
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