Sharking
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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[edit] History
Japan, a bustling nation sporting a healthy acquaintance with the hilarity of nonconsensually violating a woman in a sexual manner. In a land where young girls are regularly molested on subways, it was only a matter of time before a trend such as sharking took hold.
The Asian counterpart of happy slapping, sharking (or "panty pulling") involves running up to a random girl, lifting up her skirt, and pulling her panties down past her knees. The resulting symphony of girlish screams has likely been unparalleled in Nip-land since we dropped the bomb on those fuckers.
- "Was the fin on your back part of the deal? Shark!"
- - Freddie Mercury on sharking
[edit] Note
Don't confuse this hilarously sexy prank with "shark with laser," which is just some old meme.
You can, however, shark with a laser. Try it out on your sister before attempting it outside your home.
[edit] Instructions
- Find woman wearing skirt
- Sneak up on her
- Lift up her skirt
- Pull down her knickers
- Run away
Get knocked down by a car and end up a cripple, if there's any justice in this worldObtain man points- Rape (optional, but highly recommended)
- ????
- Profit!!!
[edit] Sharking comes to America
[edit] External Links
Categories: Pranks | Sex
