Poop

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This article is a keg of shit that has been fermenting so long it's just about ready to explode. It is an abhorrence and blasphemy of Encyclopediadramatica's good name.

You can help by fixing it or it will be deleted within the next few days. All crap articles are in the same boat.

You fed your cat people food again.

This is not chocolate.

Poop is the smelly brown gunk that you give birth through your ass to. And even though it is ironically the same color as niggers, it does not eat fried chicken or watermelons. In fact, it's sometimes made of it. Sometimes, it's made of niggers.

1 Never Replace Shit With Poop
2 Poop VS Poot
3 Steve Irwin Researches Poop
4 Classifying Poop
5 How to poop
6 Similarities between Niggers and Poop
7 Things that poop goes on
8 See Also
9 External links

[edit] Never Replace Shit With Poop

Evar. Poop is a pussy's word for shit. It can do all the things that shit can do, but it sounds like your a retarded five-year-old every time you say it instead of shit.

What sounds less stupid to you? "You will shit bricks" or "You will poop bricks" Hmmm?

[edit] Poop VS Poot

Pooting is serious business.

Poot is not poop. Poot is a dumbshit word for farting, and honestly, farting has nothing to do with poop. The only way that they are related is that they both come out from between your ass cheeks.

[edit] Steve Irwin Researches Poop

Crocodile Dundee does some poop research

[edit] Classifying Poop

After dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, it is imperative you classify your poop so that you can tell all your friends. Poop is classified by number of divisions present in the bowl.

If you have a healthy colon and you drop one massive brick, that is classified as a one and done
If you drop twins, that is classified as a two and through
three and free
four or more

Example: "Yo I just took a shit." "How'd it go?" "Four or more." "Nice."

[edit] How to poop

He wants to suck your shit.

Don Henrie's dream.

It is delicious poop you must eat it!

Pooping (also known as shitting, crapping, and fucking need toilet) is probably the easiest thing to do.Here are the steps

Shove a pole up your ass
Swirl it around.
Pull it out, and wipe it on your cat.
Repeat until your satisfied with your results, or until you poke your colon.

(WARNING!!) If a faggot then this procedure will be easy and will has results involving you to either rape a baby or eat raw chicken which i recommend for faggots