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Sheikhhardy

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Sheikhhardy, or Hardy as he likes to be known, is a Aussie, wapanese, sick fuck, and most probably a yiffing furfag. He presents Hards Anime Review (he's always hard cos he's never getting laid), which reviews hentai movies on Youtube, despite the fact that he is a fat fuck with an addiction to watching loli knee-deep in tentacle cock. His videos also provide many lulz because he can't get through a review without looking like a stuttering retard. You may believe your player is skipping if you watch these videos; that is not true. It's just Hardy trying to control his raging hardon while talking about the animation and physics of bouncing tits!

“	Hope you enjoy my reviews. The reviews that I did b4 my Cromartie High School Review are unscripted so I may suck at those reviewing. But I just hope that it informs people on what animes are out there. Hope you enjoy them. See ya!	„
—Hardy, on his youtube.

[edit] HARS ANEEMEE WEEVUUS!!

Generally, his reviews follow a simple format: Hardy introduces the review, then explains the story of the hentai. This usally involves schoolgirls/teenagers/loli/giant penis, or any combination of the above, although now he is reviewing American cartoons (Which ironically he still calls anime). Next, he shows a clip of the hentai on an mp4 player pressed up against the screen. Apparently Hardy isn't smart enough to even use Windows Movie Maker. Fuck, if Youtube camwhores can film shit, you'd have thought a basement-dwelling japfag could, amirite? He pulls away at the very last second because of Youtube's TOS, causing his few dedicated and legitimate viewers to cry while they hold their erections tightly.

Now, Hardy may advertise the fact that he watches hentai movies with she males and loli on his Youtube account, but when it comes to content, it seems the artwork and storyline dominate his reviews. I guess people who watch hentai really don't know why they are watching it. Then he gives it a rating out of 5, but since he owns the DVD and it is predominantly about s-sex, they all score 5/5.

[edit] Still camwhoring it up

When Hardy isn't expressing his love for drawn 38DDD boobs, he likes to vlog his events every now and then. Recently he bought PS3 according to one of those vlogs, in which he holds up a PS3 box for about three minutes trying not to drool all over it. It's Sony fanboyism at its finest, and around the world millions of Wii and 360 owners are laughing that they don't have a faggot like this representing their system.