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Sheld999 a.k.a The Dae Bomb Kid a.k.a Russell Walker is a New Zealand retard who spends his time making generally unfunny youtube videos, cuntpasting links to his videos on various forums and bragging about getting 10 views in a week. He has uploaded a lot of videos and all of them are of him speaking slowly about things he doesn't understand.

Interesting Fact: Russell has admitted to having sex with a pikachu doll.

Contents 1 The Dae Bomb 2 Musical Proficiency 3 Choice Quotes 4 Videos 5 External Links 6 See Also

The Dae Bomb

Sheld999 prides himself on creating the awesome Dae Bomb. He merely says the word "Dae" at the top of his lungs, uploads a video of it to youtube and then deludes himself into believing he is an internet celebrity. He calls himself "The Dae Bomb kid", and will even give people autographs IRL.

Musical Proficiency

Once again, Sheld999 has proven the fact that there is nothing he is good at. He uploaded a video entitled "sheld999 rap song" in which he attempts to rap... and fails miserably.

Choice Quotes

Sheld999 has proven himself to be a master of the English language. This can be seen in pretty much anything he says.

“	but himself is not a retard but he has the funny videos i ever seen he is a crack up i loved his daebomb video he the bomb and making us kiwis noticedable	„
—Sheld999, pretending to be a fan and failing miserably at editing this wiki.

“	me talking about the earthquack that happend in nz	„
—Sheld999 on EARTHQUACKS.

“	shut up i kan speak right i kan pronouce word right shut up	„
—Sheld999 contradicting himself.

“	stfu i have a girlfirend and im from new zealand which is 347pm now on a monday and there are no basiments in nz as i know of and yea i am populart by my videos at my school and city i get drunk in the weekends	„
—Sheld999 proving how cool he is.

Videos

His videos consist of retarded blogs, copyrighted content and even a video that makes fun of the vertically challenged, even though sheld999 is in no state to make fun of retards.

The original Dae Bomb Sheld999 looking like even more of an idiot than usual He's a very fast talker isn't he...

Previous Video  |  Next Video

External Links

• Sheld999 on Youtube - His YouTube account. Remember to rate all his videos one star after viewing, don't let him mistake morbid curiousity for popularity.

See Also

• Retard
• Attention Whore
• New Zealand

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