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Abort, Retry, Fail?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Looks like the bay has run dry
Looks like the bay has run dry
It's absolutely true...
It's absolutely true...
Barely a flicker!
Barely a flicker!
But I don't see any.........oh.
But I don't see any.........oh.

See also:Nobody Cares

These are the opinions of Nobody in particular. Because Nobody cares, no one likes you, and Nobody gives a shit. If that's not enough, Nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still Nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If Nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with teh anti-lulz.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, Nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

[edit] List of shit Nobody cares about

! to Antonie Dixon
Anuebunnie to Bonertron
Bong to Combining Cyrillic Millions Sign (Firefox)
Combining Cyrillic Millions Sign (Safari) to DiveFox
Divide By Zero to Failed
Failed it to Glamour Bomb
Glasgow to ITunes Store
IVG to Josephthelover/arbchat
Josh Evans to Love
Love Hina to Msn spaces
Mspaint to Otherkin
Otherkin dating service to Prozac
Pruane2Forever to Sandbox
Sanderella to Srs
Srs bsns to The sky is blue
The snark cabal to WW2
WWE to \o
^ to

Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.

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And don't forget it!
And don't forget it!
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