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Shit nobody cares about

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Abort, Retry, Fail?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Barely a flicker!
Barely a flicker!
But I don't see any.........oh.
But I don't see any.........oh.
No One Cares Koala says, "No one cares."
No One Cares Koala says, "No one cares."

These are the opinions of nobody in particular. Because nobody cares, no one likes you, and nobody gives a shit. If that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with teh anti-lulz.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

Is also the name of a shitty blog.


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List of shit nobody cares about

! to Am I Right
Am I right to Backraid
Backstreet boys to Bug
Bug Fighting to Clown
Clown Porn to David Chan
David Duchovny to ECritters
ED to Faux
Faux News to Germans
Germany to Hir
Hiroshima to Internet troll personality disorder
Internet vigilante group to Kermit
Kerney Thomas to Lord of the Rings Online
Lord of the rings to Mikuchan
Mikuru-beam to Niglet
Nignog to Paltalk
Pamela Jones to Protest-chan
Protest Warrior to Rugmunch for Jesus
Ruin to Shut the fuck up
Shut up judge to Supersonic Muffin
Support Online Hip Hop to Themoonfell
Then who was X to Venn diagram
Venn diagrams to X-box 360
X-entertainment to

Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.

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Wikipedia Milestones

Wikipedia is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff nobody cares about. To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realise that it's unfunny, also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

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And don't you forget it!
And don't you forget it!
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