Shit nobody cares about

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Abort, Retry, Fail?
Abort, Retry, Fail?

These are the opinions of Nobody in particular. Because Nobody cares, no one likes you, and Nobody gives a shit. If that's not enough Nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still Nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If Nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with teh anti-lulz.

It's absolutely true...
It's absolutely true...
Barely a flicker!
Barely a flicker!

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, Nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

But I don't see anyone.........oh.
But I don't see anyone.........oh.
And don't forget it!
And don't forget it!
FILE HERE OK
FILE HERE OK

[edit] List of shit Nobody cares about

! to Argentina
Argentism to Broken link
Brokenashleydoll to Craigslist Killer
Craigslist experiment to Duck Otterpwnt
Duck Roll to Footbullet Man
Fop to Hamlet
Hamlover to Is dat sum
Is not a bug, it's a feature to Lawl
Lawlsuit to Michael Vick
Michael Williams to O Noes Her Nanomachines!11!!
O RLY to Pouncehug
PowerPC to Sadie Davila
Sadism to Spongebob
Spongebob Squarepants to This looks shopped
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time. to Werdna/Chat Log
Werdna/Chat log to

Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.

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