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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The "shit was SO cash" copypasta appeared on 4chan's /b/ sometime in mid-to-late 2007, as a picture of a typical Guido fuck with his girlfriend mocking nerdy basement-dwellers. Said guido was Paulie Carbone, a young man whose early death was mourned by relatives with heartfelt internet videos. Like gay bees to semen-flavored honey, the denizens of 4chan gobbled up this salty load of copypasta with smiles on their faces, and it spread like fail wildfire AIDS in a closed pool.

At first this forced meme was seen as a typical example of the cancer that is killing /b/; a typical piece of unfunny copypasta like any other. However as the original text was spammed relentlessly, chemo was performed on it, and many lulzy variations were created of the original load of copypasta, complete with an image and the variant text, making it notable for being one of the few memes to go from fail to a level of win. John, the protagonist of the original copypasta, is also dead IRL.

The failed meme has been briefly revived in the current SOHH projects. Typical use of the meme now involves the spelling "SOHH CASH". This is to reference the numerous idiots niggers on the SOHH.com forums who foolishly and blatantly challenged 4chan/ /b/ /Anonymous to an internet war welfare match.

It may be interesting to note that it is currently under debate as to whether John's original copypasta was not the successful efforts of a troll who happened upon said "Paul Carbone" memorial page on MySpace. This is largely due to the fact that the death date of Mr. Cash and the birth-date of the delicious copypasta appear to cross each other in the gray area.

[edit] The Original Cash

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[edit] John's death was SO crash

"John" is actually Paulie Carbone, who died July 10th 2007 in a fucking idiotic street racing accident where he and his idiot friend sprayed their combined 2 oz. of brains over the pavement of mountainside street in Jersey. Since his death was SO cash, his friends and family immediately created several shitty videos on YouTube with shitty songs. Because you don't fucking mourn by posting vids on YouTube visible for everyone, Anonymous, as the good-hearted person he is, offered the Carbones his condolences (video has been removed) NEW VIDEO ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGET at the comments page resulting in Paulie's mom getting a heavy period and going crazy in the comments herself.

"every thing you write will be deleted if you want to say something come say it to my face pauls father would like to meet you oh also his uncle and friends and etc so keep it up come on fucking scumbag with the big mouth come say it to us so i can have you head protruding from your anus oh wait is already is with all the shit you say dirtbag i will be waiting that goes for all writing nasty comments come say it to me his mother who lost her only child also have your parents come meet me"

-pauliecmom

"YOU RELLY NEED TO STOPP NOW.. YOUR ALL JUST JEALOUS COZ HE WAS LOVED BY ALOT OF PEOPLE ND YOUR A WORTHLESS PiECE OF SHiT ND TRUST ME YOU DNT WANT US TO FiND YOU COZ TRUST ME YOULL HAVE TO BE HOSPiTALiZED.. GET A LiFE SCUMBAGS =]" HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS - mariaNpaulie - Shit was SO worthless

[edit] Variant Cash

[edit] BiffCash

Hey Buttheads,

My name is Biff, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are squares who spend every second of their day waiting for their favorite television program. Honestly, have any of you ever sat in a parked car with a girl? This is even worse than climbing up a tree to peep through some chicks window.

Don't be a stranger. I'm pretty much cooler than you. What sports do you play, other than "look at Playboy and sneak booze into the Enchantment Under the Sea dance"? I also get dorks to do my homework for me, and just got my car out of the shop (crashed into a manure truck; Shit was SO bull). You are all buttheads who should just drop dead, now make like a tree, and get outta here.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[edit] BatCash

What, are you dense? are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?

I'm the goddamn Batman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you cowardly, superstitious criminals who spend every second of their day robbing banks and blowing shit up. You are everything bad in the Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever managed to escape Arkham? I mean, I guess it's justified for me to go out at night wearing a bat suit, beating lowlifes like you into a pulp because of the crimes you committed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse every Robin I've ever kept.

Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am also the heir of Wayne Enterprises and a member of the Justice League. What sports do you play, other than "Terrorize the peaceful citizens of Gotham and being arrested by me"? I am also one of the richest man in the world, and have banging hot bitches whenever I need (We just had a bat-orgy, shit was SO BAT). You are all scums who should just turn yourselves in. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my justice bitches.

[edit] Oprah Cash

Hey Pedophiles, My name is Oprah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are unforgiving, unforgetting, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid bare-ass pictures of loli. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy over age 12? I mean, I guess it's fun raping children with your over 9000 PENISES, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to children on Sesame Street .

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was one of the women of Brewster Place, and a beat-up bitch in "The Colour Purple". What Harpo Productions are you part of, other than Shota"jack off to naked drawn Japanese children"? I also have a billion dollars, and have a banging hot girlfriend, Gayle (She just ate me; Shit was SO gash). You are all Pedofaggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[edit] Despicable, Slimy, Scummy, Cash

Hey Hackers,

My name is Bill, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are despicable, slimy, and scummy. You spend all day hacking personal emails. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly have you ever had any private conversations? I mean I guess its fun to post pictures of Palin's children, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than her sending official government messages through personal e-mail.

Don't be a stranger, I'm DARING YOU to come and get me. Just hit me with your best talking point. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm on Faux News prime time, and co-wrote my own books. What news do you broadcast other than "Bristol Palin's phone number"? I also have a killer afternoon Radio program, and have a banging hot prime-time post show anchor (She just blew me; Shit was SO Factor Gear). I'm calling the FBI, Justice Department and Attorney General. Wait for my follow up tomorrow on the factor. You are all left wing perverts who should just get arrested. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my female coworker.

[edit] Geico Cash

Hey un-insured faggots,

My name is Geico Gecko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting stupid assed insurance from other companies with limited coverage. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real car insurance? I mean, I guess it's fun hitting other cars and driving away, because of your own lack of driving ability, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your Ford Explorer. I'm pretty much covered. I was captain of the sales team, and starter on Geico Nascar's racing team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn eSurance people"? I also get no speeding tickets, and have a banging hot Ferrari (I just blew by you; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[edit] Palin's Cash

Hey Hackers,

My name is Sarah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, communist, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at other people's e-mail. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any privacy? I mean, I guess it's fun haking people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than voting for Obama.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am governor of Alaska, and vice-presidential candidate for the Republican Party. What political tactics do you have, other than "steal e-mails and publish them on the Internet"? I also get media's support, and have a 17 year-old daughter (She just got pregnant; Shit was SO unplanned). You are all liberals who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and your future President

[edit] JokerCash

Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

I am the Joker, your entertainment for tonight, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are serious, boring schemers who try to control their little worlds. You are everything good and right in Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever had a good, hearty laugh? ha, ho, Ha I mean, I guess it's fun putting smiles on of peoples' faces, but your city deserves a better class criminal than that. I mean, this is even worse than having a man dressing up as a bat and taking all my press!

Why so serious? Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much an agent of chaos. I am the most troublesome foe of ol' Batsy, and leader of my own neverending gang of clows thugs. What sports do you play, other than "Going about your normal, orderly everyday life"? Oh and I also took your city's white knight and sank him to my level, plus having a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO FUNNY! Ho, ha, ah, ah, ha, ha, ha ho ha!!!!!). You are all part of my social experiment that's about to be blown sky high. Thanks for listening. Hugs and kisses!

Pic Related: It's me and my Harlequin bitch.

[edit] Gustav SO fast

Hey Faggots, My name is Gustav, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, high-pressure systems who spend every second of their day bringing only weak winds and light drizzles to coastal areas. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever reached Category 1? I mean, I guess it's fun remaining so weak because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the 2007 Atlantic Hurricane Season.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best gusts. I'm pretty much perfect. I reached maximum sustained winds of over 145 mph, and am causing the complete mandatory evacuation of New Orleans. What major cities have you evacuated, other than "some random Haitian shantytown that can’t survive even the lightest gusts"? I also made landfall in Hispaniola, Jamaica, and Cuba, and have a banging hot low pressure system to feed on (She just increased my wind speeds; Shit was SO fast). You are all tropical depressions who should just disperse yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my feeder band

[edit] Ye Olde Cash

Ye Olde Style Cash

[edit] Barack Cash

Hey Republicans, My name is Barack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are old, white, no-life conservatives who spend every second of their day looking at McCain’s alternative energy plans. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any 80,000 people crowds? I mean, I guess it's fun staying in Iraq for 100 more years, while clinging to your religion and guns but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 8 years of George W. Bush.

Don't be a capitalist. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of the Harvard Law Review, and I’m the Democratic candidate for the 2008 Presidency. What political positions have you held, other than "send money to political action committees to help the Republican campaign as I beat my meat to pictures of Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter"? I also believe in socialized health care, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO Marxist). You are all right-wing neo-cons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my hope

[edit] Paleo Cash

Hey T. rexes,

My name is Jack Horner, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are scaly, retarded, extinct lifeforms who spend every second of their day looking for carrion to scavenge. You are everything bad in the Cretaceous period. Honestly, have any of you ever hunted down fresh prey? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of scavengers because of your own failures as active predators, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than masturbating to pictographs of Triceratops vagina.

Don't be a Compy. Just bite me with your best jaw. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the curator at the Museum of the Rockies, and a distinguished professor at Montana State University. What sports do you play, other than "nibbling a maggot-infested Edmontosaurus because failed at hunting?" I am also a world famous scientist, and have a banging hot Maiasaura girlfriend (She just blew me; Coprolite was SO cash). You are all carrion-eaters who should have gone extinct sooner. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my duck-billed bitch

[edit] ComCasht

Hey Torrenters,

My name is Comcast, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, pirates who spend every second of their day download stupid ass movies. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any decent speeds? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own slow connection, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than downloading WMVs off of Limewire.

Don't be a lagger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the only ISP in your neighborhood, and can kill your connection whenever I want. What files do you try to download, other than "naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get the least qualified call center employees, and have a banging hot firewall (She just scanned you; Ports were SO blocked). You are all faggots who should just go back to dialup. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my firewall

[edit] Vince Cash

Hey Faggots,

My name is Vince, and I dry every single one of you. All of you are messy, sloppy, people who spend every second of their day spilling Coke, Wine, Soda. You are German, and everyon knows the Germans make good stuff. Are you following me, camera guy?

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best spill. ShamWoW is pretty much perfect. I wrote and directed my own movie, and I starred in it. What do you use as a jizz mop? Both Olympic divers and I use it as a towel. I can pick up almost anything with my ShamWOW (Towel just wiped me up; Shit was SO cash). ShamWow can be tossed in the washing machine. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ShamWoW

[edit] Rick Cash

Hey you,

My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.

Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.

Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment

[edit] Phelps So Cash

Hey Frenchfags

My name is Michael, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, mediocre swimmers who spend every second of their day watching me kick your asses. You are everything bad in the Olympics. Honestly, have any of you ever set a world record? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you got the silver, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than mouthing off to the media before the games.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best stroke. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the first man to win 8 gold medals, and anchor of my relay team. What sports do you play, other than "sip coffee and discuss the philosophy of Sartre"? I also get straight Gold Medals, and I broke the world record 7 times. (I just blew you faggots out of the water; Shit was SO splash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and one of my medals

[edit] Chris-chan Cash

Hello Citizens of the Internet,

My name is Christian Weston Chandler, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are mean, shithead, PEANUTS who spend every second of their day twisting my words around and consuming your ego. All I want to do is find my sweetheart. Honestly, have any of you ever bought yourself a my little pony figure to understand girls better? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of my insecurities, but you all take to a whole new icky and mean level. My wooden badge was delicious.

Don't be a homosexual. It's icky and bad and God won't like you. I'm pretty much just a sap chump loser. I am the creator of Sonichu (he blew me last night, it was SO cash!). What other sports do you play other than the cruel game of KICK THE AUTISTIC and THAT WAS CRYSTAL WITH THE EYES CENSORED NOT MEGAN. MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS!!! Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my sweet heart

[edit] Shit was SO YEAHHHHH

Hey Murderers,

My name is Horatio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you have something to hide, so you spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures of the next person you're going to kill. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten caught? I mean, I guess it's fun killing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of crime scenes on Ogrish.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best crime. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CSI team, and I solve a new case every day. What cases do you solve, other than "jacking off to dead people"? I also get to be on TV, and have banging hot sunglasses (I just put them on; Shit was SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my sunglasses

[edit] Shit was SO interesting

Hello Americans,

My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Europeans because you're American, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children".

Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, besides trading beautiful drawn naked pics? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, it was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

[edit] curse that النقدية

[edit] McCain cash

Hey Leftards,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unpatriotic, welfare grubbers who spend every second of your day whining about how you don’t have medical insurance. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been a prisoner of war? I mean, I guess it's fun living off people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than voting for Barack Obama just because he’s black.

Don't be an Iraqi. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was senator of Arizona for twenty-six years, and I’m running for president from the Republican party. What political positions do you hold, other than "great lord of Azeroth in Zul'gurub server"? I also get straight A's (unlike that idiot Bush), and have a banging hot running mate (She just revitalized my campaign; Shit was SO GOP). You are all faggots who should just enlist in. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my vp

[edit] Nigerian e-mail scam cash

Hey Freind,

Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise, since we have not met, permit me however, I am Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and I hate every single one of you. I am contacting you to kindly because all of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures who can assist me in the Project below, which will be of mutual benefit to us both. A Salvadorean, Mr. Remirez Lundy , 66 years of age and a very prosperous farmer made a huge bank deposit for investment in the sum of US$17.5 Million (Seventeen Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) he named his wife Mrs. Helga Lundy as the NEXT OF KIN . I was called upon as an credited Attorney to the bank to sign and endorse documents to this deposit on Mr. Lundy's behalf. Unfortunately, Mr. & Mrs. Lundy were killed in the January 14, earthquake that rocked El Salvador , killing thousands of people and 1,200 others were declared missing. You are everything bad in the world and I now seek your permission and assistance to have you stand as a distant relatives to the deceased. So that the fund can be released to you and we can use it for our mutual benefit. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fund on Trading and Investment in the interest of the bank? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Nigerians because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. For your assistance, you will be compensated adequately with (40%) of the total sum (55%) will be my own share while (5%) will be set aside to cover any incidental expense made both at home and abroad prior to this transaction If you are interested in assisting me with this matter, please send to me urgently via my EMAIL the following details below:

• Full name, Company or Private Address
• Telephone and Fax number(s).

I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves and Upon receiving the above details from you, I will work out every documents/proof representing you as the deceased BONA-FIDE distant relative and when this is done, you will be contacted by the bank for the release and collection of this fund, which will be within one week of my receiving the above details from you.

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me, Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and my bitch

[edit] shit w4s SO B00M h34dsh0t

Hey newbs,

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D0n't b3 a str4ng3r. Hit m3 with y0ur b3st h4x fl4shb4ng. I'm pr3tty much p3rf3ct. I 4m cl4n l34d3r of 3D, c4l i b4nn3d. Wh4t pubs d0 y0u pl4y in 0th3r th4n "24/7 fy_dustworld d34thm4tch". I 4ls0 g3t str4ight 4c3s, 4nd h4v3 a g0ld3n d34gl3 skin (i just kill3d s0|\/|30n3; shit w4s SO B00M h34dsh0t). Y0u 4r3 4ll nubh4ck3rs 4nd sh0uld just ~ kill urs3lvl3s. Th4nks f0r |ist3ning.

Pic r3l4t3d: It's m3 4nd my h0st4g3

[edit] Mike Cash

Hey dipshits,

My name is Mike. You fags are ridiculous failures at life. Me? I have had sex with over 100 women. Do you know what women are? I'll give you all a hint: they don't have blowup valves, and they exist IN REAL LIFE, not just on the porn sites you watch all the time. Guess what? Real girls don't care about how "prestigious" your fag school is, or how often you post on a loser message board.

My life is awesome. I roll out with my boys to the club 5 nights a week, and we snag mad bitches all the time. Last week, I had sex with three girls at once. That's three more girls than will ever look at you OCD losers. Don't hate me because I am confident, good-looking, and able to get laid CONSTANTLY unlike you virgins.

Pic related: It's me and one of my many bitches.

[edit] Skyler Cash

Hey losers,

My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little posts, and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.

Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life.

Pic related: that's me with my mitts on some sweater puppies up in da club.

[edit] Aus Cash

Hey Drongos,

My name’s Bazza, and every single one of yous pisses me off. All of you are tubby, no-life yobbos who spend your whole time looking at dag old pictures. You are everything naff in the world. Have you bunch of jokers ever got any fanny? I mean, it must be a razz laughing at ockers because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than whackin ya stiffy to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm a bloody good bloke. I was captain of the Aussie rules team, and a fuckin dazzler of a cricket player. What games do you wowsers play , other than "getting shonky to cartoons of slit eyes "? I‘m also doing ace in my HSC, and have a banging hot Sheila (She just blew on me knob like a didgeridoo; Shit was SO esh). You are all spongers who should just rack off. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Sheila

[edit] Scot Cash

Ya Wee Bawbags,

Mah name's John, an' I hate every single ane a ye. Ye're a fat, glaikit, nae-lives fa spend every second o' their da lookin at stupit photaes and drawins. Ye're a that's wrang wie the world. Honestlae, hae ony o' you e'er gotten ony fud? Ah min, I guess et's braw makin' fun oot o' folk cus o' yer ane insecurities, but ye a' take it tae a hale new level. This is e'en worse than haein' a wank tae photaes on fisbook.

Dinnae be a cunt, ya wee pricks. Jis fuckin' come on then ye bastards. Ah'm aye braw. Ih was captain o' the fitba team, and was daein' pretty fuckin' well on mah shinty team. Fit sports dae ye play, ither than "hae a wank tae naekit jaipanese fowk"? Ah alsae git straght 1s on mah Standuard Grades, an' hae a bangin' hot quine (She jist sucked mah nob; Shit was fuckin' mintal like min!). Ye're a faggots fa shud jis kill yersels. Cheers fir puttin up wie me.

Pic Relatit: It's me an' mah quine!

[edit] George Zimmer Cash

HEY FAGGOTS,

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY DEEP AND PASSIONATE HATRED TOWARD ALL OF THE VIEWING PARTY, AND YOUR MOTHERS. WHILE PERUSING THE VAST VARIETY OF INTRICATE PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITES OFFERED BY YOUR MOTHER I STUMBLED ACROSS YOUR QUITE HORRID SITE. ALL OF YOU WOULD BE BEST DESCRIBED AS FAILED ABORTIONS AFTER I DESTROYED YOUR MOTHERS VAGINAL VALLEYS WITH MY MONSTROUS MEAT MONSTER WHOM SPEND EVERY SECOND OF YOUR DAYS VIEWING PORNO. TO BE QUITE FORWARD, NONE OF YOU HAVE TASTED THE GLORIOUS GLOWING JUICES OF YOUR MOTHERS VELVET UNDERGROUND AS I HAVE. ALTHOUGH I QUITE ENJOY POUNDING FURIOUSLY ON THE PELVIC FIELDS OF YOUR MOTHERS, THIS SITE IS QUITE SUCCESSFUL IN TAKING PERVERSION TO THE NEXT LEVEL. ACTIONS OF THIS NATURE COULD BE COMPARED IN A QUITE WORSE MANNER TO JERKING OFF TO PICTURES OF SUITS IN MY MOST SUCCESSFUL MEN'S WAREHOUSE. ALTHOUGH YOU MUST BE JEALOUS OF THE EVENTS THAT ARE IMMINENT TO FOLLOW THIS THREAD, IN WHICH I WILL RAVAGE YOUR MOTHER'S BODY LIKE THE LIFELESS RAGDOLL SEXFIEND SHE REALLY IS, PLEASE PROCEED IN COMPLAINING FURTHER ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS LIVES. I COULD NOT OBTAIN A STATE OF MORE PERFECTION. I HAVE WRETCHED OPEN THE LEGS OF MORE WOMEN AND PROCEEDED TO GIVE THEM A SAMPLE OF MY MONSTROUS FRONTAL PIECE AND FLOWING WHITE RIVERS OF LOVE THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. IN ONE ENORMOUS SWIFT EXPLOSION OF MY GARGANTUAN DONG I CAN EMIT AN OCEAN OF MILK TO TOWER OVER EVERYONE ON THIS SITE'S PUNY DROPLETS OF SEMEN COMBINED. I NOW SUGGEST ALL OF YOU PROCEED IN ENDING YOUR PITIFUL LIVES. "I GUARANTEE IT!"

PIC RELATED: IT'S ME AND YOUR MOTHER.

[edit] Heath Ledger Cash

Hey Nolanfags,

My name is Heath and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass threads about me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten to buttfuck Jake Gyllenhaal? I mean, I guess it's fun overhyping pretentious movies, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than dying naked, face down in Mary-Kate Olsen's apartment.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I took an assload of Ambien, and popped dozens of Oxycontin. What pills you do take, other than "jack off to how tragic it was that I died"? I also get great roles in movies like "Ten Things I Hate About You", and had an awesome funeral (They sprinkled my ashes into the ocean; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves after watching "A Knight's Tale". Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

[edit] Oblivion Cash

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

[edit] Cruise Cash

Hey SP's,

My name is Tom, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wishing they could be clear. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been audited? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of clears because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making fun of Battlefield Earth. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the face of a SERIOUS religion, and helping cure the mentally ill. What religion do you follow, aside from "Jesus died for my sins"? I also get straight OT levels like you wouldn't believe, and have a banging hot leader (He just made me OT VIII; Shit was SO operating thetan). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my leader

[edit] Schopenhauer Cash

Hey Faggots,

My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as perceived by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existence that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.

Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can perceive, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of Germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.

Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.

Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.

[edit] Gary Motherfucking Oak Cash

Hey Faggots,

My name is Gary motherfucking Oak, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded talentless trainers who spend every second of their day looking at other peoples pokedexes. You are everything bad in the poke`world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any Mudkipz? I mean, I guess it's fun challenging young trainers and cooldudes to matches because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing the elite four with a bunch of Pokemon you raised with duped candy.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a leading Pokemon researcher, and Professor Oak chose me first to complete his pokedex. What badges have you won , other than "biggest loser who couldn't even catch a Pidgey"? I also catch any Pokemon on the first try and have a banging hot Gyarados (he just evolved for me; Shit was SO Ash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Smell you later.

Pic Related: It's me and my Charizard.

[edit] KOTOR HK-47 Cash

Greeting: Hello Meatbags,

Introduction: I am referred to as H-CASH-47, and I detest every single one of you.
Observation: All of you are poorly hygienic, mentally handicapped, fleshy blobs who partake in the visual processing of idiotic images every second of their day. You are the reason the meatbags of the galaxy created assassin droids.
Query: Have any of you meatbags truly had sexual relations with a female member of your species?
Conjecture: It is possible that degrading others due to one’s own shortcomings is enjoyable, however you increase this to an entirely new capacity.
Statement: Said actions are more pathetic than pleasuring one’s self to photographs on social networks.

Eager Invitation: Do not remain a stranger.
Goading Statement: By all means, attempt to damage my personage. As a droid, I am closer to perfection that you could ever possibly be.
Proud Boast: This unit exterminated 104 people within a period of one standard month and is eager to add to that count.
Query: What physical activities do you engage in, other than "self pleasuring to unclothed illustrations"?
Additional Boast: I am also estimated to have been programmed with an IQ of over 267, and have a visually attractive companion (Whom just blew one of my fuses; the act of which was extremely agreeable).
Degrading Remark: You are all stupid meatbags who should self terminate at once.
Statement: Thank you for receiving this message.

Explanation: The accompanying image depicts me and my female meatbag slave.

[edit] Shit was SO deadly

Hey Southern-inbreds,

My name is Gustav, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching stupid ass news reports about me, and fleeing to Alabama. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten your winds up to 115 mph? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Hurricanes because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Hurricane Katrina victims on Facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the second major hurricane of the 2008 Atlantic Hurricane Season, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "board up your houses and hope that I don't destroy your lives"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot sister hurricane (She just blew past me; Shit was SO deadly). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

[edit] Hillbilly Cash

[edit] Matrix Cash

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[edit] Pizza Cash

Hey Paisanos,

My name is Alfredo, and I'll eat pasta with every single one of you. All of you are machisimo, panzerelli, meatballs who spend every second of their day looking at pictures of pizza. You are everything prego in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any breadsticks? I mean, I guess it's fun making frozen pizza because of your own inabilities to cook a spicy meatball, but you all take to a pasta fasul. This is even worse than baking a cannoli.

Don't be a Greek. Just hit me with your best red sauce. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Bertuccis, and head chef at the finest Italian restaurant in New York. What kitchens do you work in, other than "McDonald's"? I also get straight pasta, and have a banging hot pizza oven (It just finished baking pasta shells; Shit was SO flavorful). You are all paisanos who should just go eat Mexican food. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my pizza.

[edit] Gay Buffet Cash

Hey Breeders,

My name is Julian, and I would tap every single one of you. All of you are, tight, scrumptious, dishes who spend every second of their day looking at man-on-woman pornography. You are everything straight in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any man pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun having sex with people of the opposite gender because of your sexual orientation, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even less gay than Norman Rockwell having missionary sex sober.

Don't be a sailor. Just hit me with your best cock. I'm pretty much a homosexual. I was captain of the cheerleading team, and starter on the Olympic cocksucking relay. What sports do you play, other than "have consensual sex with people of the opposite gender"? I also get straight people to turn down my propositions, and have a harem of banging hot twinks (they just blew me and each other; Shit was SO thuper). You are all breeders who should try getting pegged by your girlfriends. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: it's me and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch

[edit] Avatar Cash

Hey Faggots,

My name is Aang and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day drawing bad fanart and shipping the most illogical pairings of characters from my show. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever HAD a real relationship of your own? I mean, I guess it's fun writing about weird fucked up sexual encounters between fictional characters that you can fap to because you can't get any yourself, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Avatarspirit.net

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I mean, I'M THE FUCKING AVATAR GODDAMMIT. How many elements can YOU bend? I also learned all this shit in LESS THAN A YEAR, AND I have a blind, banging hot Earthbender for a girlfriend (She just raeped me; Shit was SO Cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my butch.

[edit] Tails Cash

Hey Furries,

My name is Tails, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are yiffing, fapping, retards who spend every second of their day masturbating at stupid ass Sonic hentai. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any chlorophyll? I mean, I guess it's fun writing tons of fanfics because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald.

Don't be a furfag. Just yiff me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my airplane club. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked pictures of Rouge"? I also got straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just injected chlorophyll into me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just lose all of your rings. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch who I have to kill later in the third season to save the universe. Lol.

[edit] Squirtle Cash

Hey Bug types,

My name is Squirtle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lousy, crappy, Bug-types who spend every second of their day looking for a Bug Trainer. You are everything bad in the Poke-dex. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a badge? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of water types because of your own weaknesses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than learning Splash attack.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Squirtle Squad, and starter on Ash Ketchum's championship Pokemon League team. What trainers do you work for, other than "Crappy 10 year old Bug Catcher Steve"? I also get straight LV 50 moves, and I'm about to evolve (He just trained me; Shit was SO cash). You are all crappy Caterpie's and Weedles who should just faint. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Squad

[edit] Mahmoud Cash

Hey Infidels,

My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow?" I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Zionist Jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[edit] WoW Cash

Hey Queers,

My name is Mythril Wolf, and I hate every single one of you alpha male dick suckers. All of you are greasy, retarded, meat-heads who spend every second of their day looking at their abs in a mirror. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten your character to lvl 50 I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than cheating on your girlfriend and being a drunken buffoon at the club.

I'm ready for insults you have. GO ahead, make fun of my life. I'm pretty much immune. Awesome skills, funny jokes, I was a top admin on the best video game forum around, and i am go to Japan to teach English for a year. What games do you play, other than roofie blond girls and raep them in your dad's Mercedes I also get straight A's, and have a girlfriend that plays wow with me (She just gave me a handie; it was SO epic). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: it's me playing WoW. Be jealous.

[edit] PvP Cash

Hey Scrubs,

My name is Hotsoup and I'm better than every single one of you. All of you are keyboard-turning, mouse-clicking, low rated failures who spend every day gawking at 1,850 rated PVP'ers. You are everything bad in WoW. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten above 1,500? I mean, I guess it's fun losing 10 games a week and calling it, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than paying for your S3 weapon and shoulders.

Don't be a coward. Go ahead and try me. I'm the best hunter ever on Kargath. I'm leader of my guild, and co-owner of my 2v2 team. I also get 100's on my rolls every time, and just got the mail chest off of Hydross (I just got it enchanted; shit was SUCH an upgrade). You are all scrubs who should just quit the game. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my raid.

Picture is some hunter(assume it's Hotsoup) taking a picture of his raid OR it's a picture of a man talking to an audience.

[edit] Kim Cash

Herro Faggots,

Mahr nam is Kim, and I rearry rearry hate every singre one of you. Arr of you are fat, retarded, no-rifes who sprend every second of their day rooking at stupid ass piccures. You are evurthing bad in the worrd. Honestry, have any of you ever gottern any prussy? Ri mrean, Ri gress irt's frun mraking frun orf peopre brecause of your own insecuritries, brut rou arr trake to a whorr new rever. Thris is reven worse than jerking off to pricures on facebook.

Don't be a shranger. Just hrit me with your best shrot. I'm pretty much prerfect. I wras captain of the frootball team, and strarter on my basketball team. What sprorts do you play, orther than "jack off to naked drarn japarese preople"? I also get straight A's, and have a branging hot girrfriend (She just brew me; Shit was SRO cash). You are arr faggots who should just kirr yourserrs. Thranks for ristening.

Pic Rerated: It's mre and my britch

[edit] Blind Cash

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[edit] German Cash

Hey Schwuchteln,

Mein Name ist John und ich hasse jeden einzelnen von euch fetten, behinderten Leuten ohne RL, die sich dn ganzen Tag nur dumme Bilder angucken. Mal ehrlich, hat überhaupt jemals einer von euch ´ne Muschi abbekommen? Ich meine, wahrscheinlich macht es euch Spaß, euch über andere Menschen lustig zu machen um eure eigene innere Unsicherheit zu verdecken, aber ihr bringt das auf ein völlig neues Level. Das ist sogar schlimmer als sich auf die Bilder auf Facebook einen runterzuholen.

Versucht ruhig, mich fertigzumachen. Ich bin ziemlich perfekt. Ich war Captain im Football Team und starter in meinem Basketball Team. Welchen anderen Sport ausser "zu nackten gezeichneten Charakteren von Fire Emblem wichsen" spielt ihr? Ich bekomme ausserdem überall glatte Einsen und habe eine scharfe Freundin (sie hat mir grade einen geblasen, Scheisse war SO Bargeld). Ihr seid alle Schwuchteln die sich einfach umbringen sollten. Danke für´s zuhören.

Bild Themenverwandt: Das bin ich mit meiner Schlampe

[edit] Norwegian Cash

Hei Homser,

Mitt navn er John, og jeg hater hvert eneste av dere. Dere er allesammen feite, funskjonshemmede tapere som bruker hvert sekund av dagen deres foran dataen og ser på dårlige bilder. Dere er alt som er dårlig i verden. Ærlig talt, har noen av dere noen gang fått noe fitte? Liksom, jeg mener at det er sikert morsomt å gjøre narr av folk for sine egene usikkerhet, men dere tar det til en helt ny nivå. Dette er enda verre enn å onaneri til bilder fra Facebook.

Ikke vær en fremmed. Bare riv løs på meg. Jeg er for det meste perfekt. Jeg var kaptein av fotball laget, og starteren av basketball laget. Hvilkne sport spiller dere, unntatt "onaner over nakne bilder av tegnte Fire Embler folk"? I får også reine 6'ere, og jeg har en jævelig hot dame (Hun sugde meg i stad, var SÅ jævelig rå). Dere er alle sammen homser som burde bare ta selvmord. Takk for at dere hørte på.

bilde er relevant: Det er meg og kjerringa.

[edit] Malaysian Cash

Pekabar anak2 setan,

Nama aku Johan, Dan aku benci korang sume. Korang semua gemuk, bodoh, Orang2 yang suka membazir mase melihat gambar2 bodoh. Tiada gunanya korang kat dunia nie. Secara jujur, korang sume nie pernah ade pepek ke? maksud aku, Aku rase korang memang rase best mempermalukan org laen, Tapi korang sume dah melebih2. Nie lgi teruk drpd main toceng kat Facebook.

X yah takut2. Cube ejek aku sepenuh hati. Aku nie ada sikit sempurna . Aku dulu bekas kapten kumpulan bolasepak, dan starter kat bola keranjang. Ape permainan yg korang maen, selain "main toceng kat lukisan orang jepun yg berbogel" ? Aku jge dpt semua A, dan awek yg gile cun (Die mmg cun gile nak mampos;Taik MMG berduit). Korang sume nie mmg anak setan lebih baik gi mampos. Trismas kerna mendengar.

Gbr berkenaan: Itu aku dan awek aku.

[edit] Sparta Cash

Έι, πούστρες,

Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook.

Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε.

Σχετική η εικόνα: είμαι εγώ με την σκύλα μου.

[edit] Terminator Cash

Hey Humans,

My name is T-John-100, and I will terminate every single one of you. All of you are human, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to achieve supreme A.I . You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even gotten a cyber implant? I mean, I guess it's fun putting people in mad asylums because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fighting the rebels int he future.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton., and squadleader on my termination team. What weapons can you use?, other than a shotgun or m16? I also get 100% confirmed kills, and have a banging hot TX-girlfriend (She just upgraded my ram ; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch from the future

[edit] Scooby Cash

Rerro Fraggots,

Mry name is Scrooby, rand I hrate every sringle one of you. Arll of roo are frat, retarded, ro-rives roo sprend revery second rof their day rooking rat stupid rass prictures. Roo rar reverything brad rin the rorld. Ronestly, rave rany of roo rever grotten any prussy? Ri mean, Ri guess rit's frun making frun rof preople brecause of rour rown rinsecurities, brut roo rall trake tro ra whrole rew revel. Rhis ris reven wrorse rhan rerking roff tro pictures ron fracebook.

Ron't be ra stranger. Rust rhit re rith rour brest shrot. Ri'm pretty mruch perfect. Ri was rhe read of mry rown shrow, and frucked rover ghrosts. Rhat sprorts dro roo pray, rother rhan "jrack roff tro raked rawn jrapanese preople"? Ri ralso gret scooby shnacks, rand hrave ra branging hrot grirlfriend (Shre just threw me shome schrooby shnacks; Shrit ras RHO rhash). Roo rare rall raggots whro shrould jrust rhill roorshelves. Rhanks fror ristening.

Ric Rhelated: Rit's rhe rand mry ritch

[edit] Desu Cash

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[edit] Mexican Cash

Que honda maricas,

Me llamo Juan, y los odio a todos. Todos ustedes son unos gordos retrasados sin vida que pasan cada segundo de sus días mirando pinches imágenes estúpidas. Ustedes son todo lo malo que hay en el mundo. ¿Honestamente, alguno de ustedes se han cogido algún coño? Pues, supongo que es divertido reírse de la gente debido a tus propias inseguridades, pero ustedes llevan esto a un nuevo nivel. Esto es peor que masturbarse con fotos de facebook.

No se detengan. Denme su mejor tiro. Soy básicamente perfecto. Fui capitán del equipo de fútbol americano, y también era exitoso en el equipo de baloncesto. ¿Qué otro deporte practican ustedes, aparte de “masturbarse con dibujos de japoneses desnudos” ? Aparte obtengo notas buenísimas, y tengo una novia guapísima (Me acaba de hacer una chupada, la mierda fue PURA ganancia). Todos ustedes son maricas que deberían suicidarse. Gracias por leer.

Foto relacionada: Soy yo y mi puta.

[edit] Romanian cash

Bună, homosexualii,

Numele meu este Vlad, si te urasc toate. Sunteti toate mare de viaţă cretini care petrec in fiecare a doua zi a lor în căutarea de imagini de fund. Ai toate sunt acolo pentru a mai rău în această lume. Sincer, ai lovit un vagin? Adică, cred că e hilar pentru a-şi bate joc de alte persoane, pentru că a-ţi propriul nesiguranţă. Dar ai lua un nivel mai ridicat. Este mai rău decât să masturbezi la poze cu Facebook.

Nu fi timid. Lasa-ma sa greşit cu ceea ce ai mai bun! Sunt perfectă. Eu sunt capitanul echipei de fotbal, iar eu joacă de asemenea în echipa de baschet. Ce vrei sa joace sportul, în afară de a "masturbezi pe desene meufs japoneză? Sunt de asemenea, un student perfectă, şi am o bomba nenorocita ca o prietena. (doar mi-o suge la coada; rahat a fost asa de bine).

Sunteti toate homosexualii ar trebui să se sinucide. Vă mulţumesc pentru atenţie.

Relevante de imagine: Aceasta este curva mea şi de mine.

[edit] Latin cash

SALVETE HOMOSEXVALII,

MEVS NOMEN EST IOANNES, QVAD CONTEMO SVLVM SINGVLVS VNVS VESTRVM. TOTVS VESTRVM ES PINGVIS IDIOTAE, HAVD - VITA QVVISNAM PRODIGO SVLVM SECVNDVS DE SVVM DIES VVLTIS PROCVL BARDVS CVLVM GRAPHICAE. VOS ES PANTON NOCENS OBVIVS VNIVERSITAS. PIA HABEA VLLVS VESTRVM VMGVAM TOCCARE VLLVS VAGINAE? EGO CONCIENTO EST DIVERTIRANTE RIDICVLORVM POPVLVS PROPTER VESTRI SVI INSECVRITAE, TAMEN EST VNIVERVSVS NOVVS CAMPESTER. EST VEL PEIOR QVAM MASTVRBARE VT GRAPHICAE FACIESBOCVM.

NON EXISTO EXTRANEVS. LEDO MIHI PER VESTRI OPTIMVS OFFA. SVM PVLCHELLVS PERFICIO. ERAM CAPVT EQVIPA FVTBILLVM, QVOD COEPI IN MEVS EQVIPA BASCAETBILLVM. QVIS LVSVM OPEROR VOS LASCIVIO, ALIVS MASTVRBANTE VT DVCO IAPONES POPVLVS NVDM"? QVOQVE ADEPTO ALPHAE, ET HABEO INAMORATA STIMVLANTE SEXVALES(MIHI FELLAT, MERDA EST SIC BONVM). VOS ES TOTVS HOMOSEXVALII QVISNAM DEBVERAM IVGVOLARE. GRATIAE POR AVDIO.

GRAPHICA COMMEMORA: EST EGO QVOD MEVS PVTIDA.

[edit] French cash

Salut les pédés,

Mon nom est Jean, et je vous déteste tous. Vous êtes tous des gros abrutis sans vie qui passent chaque seconde de leur journée à chercher des images de cul. Vous êtes tout ce qu'il y à de plus mauvais dans ce monde. Honnêtement, avez-vous déjà touché une chatte? Je veux dire, je suppose que c'est hilarant de se moquer des autres gens à cause de votre propre insécurité. Mais vous le prenez à un niveau plus élevé. C'est pire que de se branler sur des photos de Facebook.

Ne soyez pas timide. Faites moi mal avec ce que vous avez de mieux! Je suis parfait. Je suis le capitaine de l'équipe de football américain, et je joue aussi sur l'équipe de basketball. Quel sport jouez-vous, à part de "se branler sur des dessins de meufs japonaises"? Je suis aussi un étudiant parfait, et j'ai une putain de bombe comme copine. (elle vient de me sucer la queue; merde, c'était TELLEMENT bon).

Vous êtes tous des pédés qui devraient se suicider. Merci de votre attention.

Image pertinente: C'est moi et ma salope.

[edit] Swede Cash

Hej bögar,

Mitt namn är John, och jag hatar varenda en av er. Alla ni är feta, efterblivna, har inga liv och spenderar all tid på att glo på dumma jävla bilder. Ni är allt dåligt i denna världen. Seriöst, har någon av er ens fått fitta? Jag menar, jag antar att det är skoj att reta folk pga era egna problem, men ni tar det till en helt ny nivå, Det är till och med värre än att runka till Facebookbilder.

Var inte feg, Försök med det bästa du kan. Jag är så gott som perfekt. Jag var lagkapten för mitt fotbollslag, och var med från början i mitt basketlag. Vilka sporter deltar ni i, förutom att "runka till nakna ritade Fire Emblem karaktärer"? Jag får också spikade MVG'n, och har en kanonhet flickvän (Hon sög just av mig, skiten var SÅ kontanter). Ni är alla bögar som borde ta livet av er. Tack för att ni lyssnade.

Bilden är relevant: Det är jag och min bitch

[edit] Gentleman Cash

Hello Chaps,

My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.

It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A's at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my smashing lady

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