Goatse

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Freakipedia have an article about Goatse.

If you were offended by this picture, maybe you shouldn't have looked at it. Sorry, Man.

It still isn't as bad as this. Click.

It *STILL(!!!)* isn't as bad as this. Click.

[edit] Fun facts about Goatse

The immediate effects of goatse.

Goaste in training.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS.

Goatse.cks: Resurrection. Praise the Lord!

These facts are all true:

• Anyone who Goatse's you obviously got Goatse'd themself, or they wouldn't have known of the site.
• Hard at work
• Goatse can take bed posts up the ass
• Goatse seems to be married because he has a ring on his hand... FUCKING LOOK!!!
• Goatse has a rather large pilonidal cyst or a second, virgin asshole.
• Goatse has his own online encyclopedia called www.goatsepedia.com
• Goatse is the most popular member of The Power 5.
• Goatse’s best friend is The Giver.
• Goatse is butthurt!!!!
• Showing Goatse to little kids in school can result in Major fucking lulz
• Goatse can refer to the man in the picture, the picture itself, the sex move, or the website that started it all.
• Goatse has evolved into Goatse marathon
• He is also known as Bottle Guy. You can also understand this fact with the aid of this video.
• At least 100 people see Goatse for the first time every day
• Goatse enjoys long walks on the beach and FUCKING HUGE DILDOS
• Despite what you see in the picture (study it for a moment) the human intestine is not a big truck you can dump something into, but a series of tubes.
• http://goatse.cz hosts an exact mirror of the main pages of the goatse.cx site, and manages to preserve most of the original phonetic touch and feel
• A survey found goatse gives 90% of people who view it nightmares for months.
• It is now illegal [1]
• There are over 9000 links to goatse on ED.
• omg! snape kills dumbledore!!!!!!!!112@@!
• Goatse has NOTHING to do with Goats or the letter F.
• Goatse is what turns you on at night.

[edit] Legislation Inspired by Goatse

§ 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet
(a) IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital
images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person
into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title 
and imprisoned for not moar than 10 years.

(b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images
into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive
a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet
shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 20 years.

(c) CONSTRUCTION.—For the purposes of this section, a word or
digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the
site, such as ‘sex’ or ‘porn’, is not misleading.

(d) DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section—HR 4472 EAS.

(1) the terms ‘material that is harmful to minors’ and ‘sex’
have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and
‘‘(2)the term 'source code’ means the combination of text and
other characters comprising the content, both viewable
and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing
language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as
well as any successor languages or protocols.’’.

(b) TABLE OF SECTIONS.—The table of sections for chapter 110
of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after
the item relating to section 2252B the following:
2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet.’’.

That means that you cannot misleadingly link it because you could trick people into viewing obscenity. However feel free to link it via Aim or your favorite IM client because the fact that they are told what every URL actually is means they are not being tricked. This also means that somewhere some fuckwit politician got goatse'd

[edit] The Man Behind The Anus

After a hard day's stretching, Kirk Johnson takes time to relax (his ass) at home, and enjoy the beauty of nature.

One very persistent internets user spent months and months trawling all the gay erotica and anal stretching newsgroups, and eventually located the star of this picture, by matching the pattern of moles on his ass. It is with many lulz that ED advises the world that the Goatse's real name is Kirk Johnson, and he posts pictures and videos of himself regularly on the newsgroup alt.binaries.erotica.male.anal He also posts regularly on imagefap, and has thousands (I'm not shitting you) of pictures of his flexible poopchute. Here's some goatse videos. . .Not for the faint of heart You can even hear Kirk Johnson's voice and here's his profile page! :D Be sure to post comments and tell him how great he is.

[edit] Uses of Goatse

• Trolling
• Police Work
• Hidden links
• fifty goatse post
• Vanity License Plates
• Femse
• | Meatspin Network What you've always dreamed of. All in one convenient place.
• GoatseMarathon You thought the first goatse was bad.
• A tribute to Goatse
• Goatse Pancho Villa Slip n' slide
• Kirk Johnson's official website and fan club
• First reactions to Goatse at Flickr
• Another well known shock site with a familiar star.

[edit] The complete set

lol

Moar

OK	I	Am	Uploading
The	Full	Goatse	Set
So	All	You	Perverts
Can	Fap	Happily	I
Hope	You	Enjoy	This
Ass Mind	Opening	Experience	Of
Seeing	All	This	Hard-core
Gay	Pornography	Hey	At
Least	It	Isn’t	As
Bad	as	Pain	Series

If you're too lazy to click on every picture, there's a slideshow of this exact picture set HERE. However, this site is owned and operated by the same person as Meatspin, and we all know what a ghey fgt he is.

Gallery of Goatse

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A Goatse-inspired alternative design for the London 2012 Olympics Logo Time magazine pays homage to the beloved goatse Goatse meets AIDS in the New York Times letters page The legend of the Goatse has existed throughout time... Goatse is 1337 on ED ASCII GOATSE, with the ASCII and the GOATSE and the huge asshole Goatse is the one true god God is a fan of goatse too The Goatse nebula Pluto sure loves stretching his ass. Apple supports goatse. Moar support from Apple. Plz to be helping Goatse The Goatse sweater Mexican car batteries do goatse, too The man behind the anus Goatse.wav Just so the kids aren't left out. Double the goatse, double the fun. Real goatse! Found on back of crayon pack 3D goatse. The REAL weapon of mass destruction 3D interactive Goatse in Games A rare Madeleine McCann drawing. Goatse Girl. Yummy! Digimon Goatse.Yiff. wtf!!1 Goatse in my store? Goatse in my pokemon. Worse than goatse. Goatse in my Nintendo!!1 Moar Nintendo Goatse. Behold the GoatseStar! Hmm Goatse Cola. Barry Bonds hit number 760. Westnet logo The hole they dug saddam out of. WANT! Goatsecake V2.0 - edible art! fail DO NOT WANT!!! It is delicious goatse, you must eat it. Broadcaster gone wrong :O Bioshock goatse Google supports goatse. A touching tribute to the asshole that changed the world. My Pet Goatse Ahnold does not care for goatse. Unprotected Treehugging. Look! Up in the sky... In 2008, Gloria Ip Tung of China won the 17th International Children's Competition with this image. Really. Medical Goatse in the making! Go ask your nearest proctologist nao It's a lot of fun!!

[edit] See also

• Goatse Girl
• Femse
• Adam Savage

[edit] Goatse Trolling

• Eric [8:47 PM]: dude i have this site i post all my pics on for the class
• Eric [8:47 PM]: want to see them
• Eric [8:47 PM]:  ?
• Mike [8:47 PM]: Sure
• Eric [8:47 PM]: they're kind of controversial
• Eric [8:47 PM]: http://tinyurl.com/2z6knv http://tinyurl.com/3jw7qM387M
• Mike [8:48 PM]: holy shit dude
• Eric [8:48 PM]: lol
• Mike [8:53 PM]: They were for Gavenus' class???
• Eric [8:54 PM]: LOL yea, he said they were "artistic"
• Eric [8:55 PM]: He said the first was ok, but the second was too over the top
• Mike [8:55 PM]: Yeah I'll say
• Mike [8:57 PM]: OK dude, I just looked at your pic...I still don't know you...you sure your talking to the right s/n?

[edit] External links

• The original, R.I.P. LOL, BACK UP!
• Posthumous mirror
• The Goatse Story
• TOW article
• video of the legend himself in action
• Trolling tools
• The candy (It sticks to your gums like a motherfucker)

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