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Oh MurrrrIT BURNZZZ

and a mudkip by Mitch. ^_^.

The Internet is laden with Shitty Art. You can barely surf for porn for a few moments before your screen is violated with the incompetent scribblings of some complete moron who, despite the fact that his art looks like it was made by a retarded epileptic in the throes of orgasm, decides to post it for all to see (And you thought postmodernism was bad!).

Victims of Shitty Art

So who suffers? You, that's who. In your simple and honest attempts to find porn you instead find some bullshit like this:

And try as you might, you can't fap to that. Go ahead. Try. We'll wait.

THE FAP BUTTON

You sick fuck.

THE ANTI-FAP BUTTON

Where Shitty Art comes from

YARLY, you fail.

Children

Children generate a lot of Shitty Art. They can be excused for their Shitty Art ways because they haven't had time to perfect their skills and are expressing themselves. Their parents, however, who can't help but post Rupert's darling dog picture all over their site, and make it the fucking tiled background image of their personal web page about Jesus, need to be taken out and shot in the fucking head. Here's an excellent example of shitty art http://www.flickr.com/photos/readeisradd/

Fan Art

When someone draws Harry Potter assfucking Hermione, using a Sharpie pen on a napkin they'd already used to clean their semen off their cat who is dressed like Dumbledore, they simply have to post it somewhere.

Webcomics

Webcomics are a prime source of Shitty Art. What's worse, they generate Shitty Art on a quasi-regular schedule. So not only will a webcomic site be laden with ass, but it will also be crapping out more.

DeviantArt

DeviantArt, of course, is the world's largest repository of Shitty Art. If Shitty Art was gold, DeviantArt would be Fort Knox. If Shitty Art was diamonds, DeviantArt would be a bunch of jews fixing the price. If Shitty Art was water, DeviantArt would be all the oceans combined. My friends, if Shitty Art was shit DeviantArt would be a big, steaming pile of shit.

You

Everything you have ever drawn is shit.

Shitty Art Gallery

Gallery

A typical TARTlet weeaboo whose gallery is full of this shitty art.	This user claims this is her. Can you say loli furry?	This user also claims this is them. How they can use a mouse, nobody knows	BAWWW??!?!
Most likely made by a fattie	Wow, it's like, so deep, you truly have talent. Not.	Entered into a contest ten times, made a record of coming last ten times.	What has science done??!?!

Can you trust someone's art who can't even write the letter J correctly?	Don't fap to this.	Goth + Unicorn = Fail.	Bestiality webcomic.
This is how you get AIDS.	MS Paint is a tool of the shitty artist.	So are we.	Fat internet disease sufferer.
I heard knuffy lieks mudkips.	A damaged 4-year-old's refrigerator art? No. It's knuffy again.	KSIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO	VRRROOOOOOM!
Getting cornholed while watching yourself take a mid-air shit. Fanart doesn't get much better than this.	Is that a starving African child he's putting up his ass?	This artist is 38.	A fangirl with mistletoe. Totally didn't see that coming.
"Raziel is a Slut" and VegetaWorshipper needs to self-pwn.	Welcome to the internet.	Wtf?	Boobs are even a victim of fanart. They deflate.
I know you'd fap to this.	OOOOO!!! IT'S SO BIG!!!	Shitty art from everyone's favorite artist.	elfox15 is actually WORSE than Kylee.
Anime+Realistic = FAIL	BLARGH-ish batshit insane fanart poop from some anon sicktard.	Failed yiff by DBoyWheeler	Every Naruto fantard faps to this
HitmanN proving not putting effort into your artwork ends up looking like utter shit.	Just a slave to shitty art.	No comment	Lyk zomg Flapjack yaoi!!!111 how sooper kawaii desu lolol
		Typical Straight Shota.	Shitty AND offensive.
	A penguin and a deaf homosexual bat. The penguin is on the right. made by Northspeed	by Prince Jeremy	MOAR, MOARRRR
FAT SPIDERMAN IS FAT	He's a fan of Immortal	This isn't even fucking art	Shitty and racist.
	My god there is nothing shittier that this.	You're just jealous [1]	An hero is the best possible solution to bleach your eyes after seeing this