IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A /b/ meme introduced years ago in syntax error 2, a short Flash animation, featuring a picture of Imperfect Cell from Dragonball Z depicted in blackface shouting either SHOOP DA WHOOP or IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER. A third image features the so-called Nigra Cell firing the aforementioned lazer, sometimes referred to as a 'niggabeam' by the mentally handicapped. Since the meme's introduction, numerous spinoff images have also been created, featuring various characters wearing blackface while 'chargin' their lazers', or sometimes firing them as well. The firing of said lazers, especially in crowded indoor environments, frequently results in personal injury, Massive damage and property damage - which, as we all know, is fucking hilarious and should be encouraged among today's hopelessly corrupted youth. Another popular shop is to simply paste Cell's gigantic mouth onto the 'chargee', instantly transforming them into another incarnation of Shoop Da Whoop.
Shooping is the oral version of Falcon Punch. Concentrate win in your mouth, then release. That's why Tacos reverse the Beam, because everyone knows Tacos are concentrated phail.
It's fairly obvious to anyone over the age of five - or someone of equivalent intellectual capacity - that humans do not in fact posess 'lazers' which can simply be fired from one's mouth at will, perhaps after an invigorating round of lazer chargin'. One must consider, however, just what the world would be like if we did all have niggabeams of our own. While what this super crazy fun time future world of Universal Whoop may be like is open to speculation, we think it would be something like this:
Clearly, lazers make the world a much better place.
But, if you happen to believe Kathera Lockharte, then here is an alternate theory on Shoop da Whoop's origin.
| —Kathera Lockharte, proving once again she is batshit fucking insane |
| NOTICE: Lazer should never be spelled as "laser." Although grammatically correct, the only memetically correct spelling is with a z. |
IMMA CHARGIN MAH YOUTUBE
A surprisingly well-made lazer video
OMFG its liek part 2
Part 3, coming atcha
Part 4, DenomicFear definitley took his time on this one
A little George Lucas
God can kill us with GM
Even Samus can Shoop
TeamFortress 2 likes to ShoopDaWhoop, edited by piranhamatt!
Treasure Hunters also get Shoop'd
Lazers Get Fired
Heath Ledger FIRIN HIS LAZER for the last time
Contains proper demonstration on preventing the firing of said lazer
The Lazorz Weakness
Though the Lazer is indeed a powerful object of the IRC world, there is a weakness to it. That previously mentioned weakness is, while Nigra Cell is chargin his Gigantic niggerbeam, you are to place something to stuff his monumentally large orifice called his mouth, such as a taco, or Batman, as demonstrated in the pictures below. If you are successful, he will release the Royal Rainbow, and will swallow his lazor and grow to the size of a large airliner. Be wary, as his Lazer can charge very quickly, and will, without hesitation, Shoop Da Whoop all over your ass. Also, like all Niggas, Nigra Cell cannot resist Fried Chicken or Watermelonz, So use them to avert the crisis that is the BIG ASS LAZOR. If ze aforementioned lazah hitz ya, you will become severely Pwned. In a rare instance of actually being useful, doing a barrell roll can be used to avoid incoming lazers.
IRC Version
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
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IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
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Links
- IRL Shoop Da Whoops.
- Shoop da Whoop.
- Jewgrounds nearly kills it.
- Greek protesters charge their lazor at cops... Moar liek geek, amirite??
- Some newfag does it wrong.
