Shotgun mouthwash
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Shotgun Mouthwash is a hyper rare Yugi-Oh card. Only one is known to have ever been printed and it has not been seen in over a decade.
Hilariously referred to as emotherapy.
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[edit] Card Text
- Player may pay all of his/her lifepoints to activate this spell card. If he/she does so, they win the duel and the game.
[edit] History
Shotgun Mouthwash was first and last seen at Seattle's Mega Battle Arena Competition in 1994, when it was played by Kurt Cobain. That card was so powerful that he automatically won the competition despite only playing the card in the second round. Both Kurt and the card have been missing ever since.
[edit] Bootleg Market
Bootlegs of Shotgun Mouthwash have been available online through Livejournal, Vampirefreaks and Irc. Despite repeated attempts by the authorities, the spread of these bootlegged cards has been overwhelming. The real version of the card was recently scanned and placed on devianTART here
[edit] Rumors of Its Current Location
Only the ambiguous word "John" has been validated in relation to the card's present location. Some believe Korn frontman Jonathon Davis now owns the card and is planning to use it soon. In 2004 it was speculated that John Kerry possessed it and would use it after election day if W got more votes. Still others believe that Courtney Love lost the card while blowing johns in an alley for drug money. Recently it has been suggested that you are a faggot.
At Halloween 2007 some punk kids decided they wanted to telekinetically summon shotgun mouthwash on inanimate objects while listening to Marilyn Manson. They made videos on it, sort of like how User:Heartdreamer made videos adapted from My Immortal, except without the Powerpoint and Stephen Hawking's children qualities of those.
On May 4th, 2008, one Adrian Ruane was spotted playing the card in his bathtub in Galway, Ireland. His bebo page (baleeted) was said to be glorifying his IRL self-pwnage. It is unknown where the card has now gone, but there has been speculation that he has given the card to his younger brother for safe keeping.
[edit] See also
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Shotgun mouthwash is part of a series on An Hero. |
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