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What a sick fuck draws and / or reads.

The Internets is writhing with sick fucks — individuals so messed in the head that they are actually difficult to ridicule, simply because their degeneracy outweighs any witty banter or sarcasm we could muster up. Doesn't stop us from trying, however. Sick fucks aren't all bad though; the sick fucks at jj.am have brought much lulz to us, as has the sick fuck who wrote Raping Little Suzy.

The best example of a sick fuck ever given: John Lockhart, Esq., also known as ohbutyouwillpet. This monster is the very personification of a sick fuck, and was on America's Fifteen Most Wanted until he was captured in June 2005.

The presence of sick fucks on livejournal has given rise to the phenomenon of public e-stonings. If you're a baby rapist, fake cat death fabricator or parenticidal maniac, expect all the little LJers to rush to your journal to watch the train-smash and record their disapproval while at the same time trying to share a little part of internets history, because sick fucks make history.

[edit] The supreme lord of all Sick Fucks

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Softpaw Magazine: sick fuck periodical of today.

Creation from a huge sickfuck. If you fap to this, you are as sickfuck as the creator.

And now, a message from a sick fuck (moar copypasta):

"This is a very embarassing confession actualy but i'm going to come out of the closet today may.21.2005 what i have to say is weird...i have this strange turtle fetish...i get very arroused when i see small tutrles i just get so turned on i just want to put the turtles down my pants and let there oh so smooth shell rub my penis...i'm not just just horny when i see small tutrles it's much more then that i had a dream of doing kinky things with turles...the dream went like this...it started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 small turtles chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" ect. and there i was wearing a leather suit with a whip and i was whiping the turtles and they were making these little snapping sounds i don't know where it came from but i was very arroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 small turtles were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there..rubbing my penis...i'm glad i've got that off my back."

If this is your kind of thing, rest assured: you are one sick fuck.

It's time for a Hawaiian Dicking.

Yiff in hell furf...wait, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

[edit] Videos for sick fucks.

Typical horsefuckers.

[edit] What every sick fuck owns

Single use only, due to the fact it tears apart after the first use.

9 out of 10 average Japanese people can't tell the difference!

Sick Fuck Gallery

If your dick twitches while seeing this,you are a sick fuck.

Republicans are sick fucks.

All furfags are sick fucks.

Proof of sick fuckery by someone named "blew aardvark" aka Jeffrey Latham.

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A halo fan's wet dream.	This guy wants you to lick it up.	What Marty does in his free time.	A sick fuck, wants cartoon girls to strap-on dildos and fuck him in the ass.
Pokefags fantasize shooting a load in a young pokemon's mouth.	Fairy mutilation kit.	A sick fuck in his fort.	A sick fuck is brought to justice.
This comic proves that furfags are definitly sick in the head.	Sick fucks lurve pictures of dead cats.	Mark Foley lurves shotacon.	ZEN wants to fuck Roger Rabbit in his fluffy white cornhole.
if you fap over pregnant little boys, you're a sick fuck, i came -Fixed.	Predator says FAIL.	The best way to deal with sick fucks.
Oh god what	Behold, a babyfur attempting to do a goatse and tubgirl simultaneously.	Shemale fetish?	Pokemon fanart.
HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S SUM KIND OF NAZI GURO SHOTA THING!!!	Average sick fuck fantasy.	Not real, but still a sick fuck for pretending.