Sil the Wolfdragon
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Within the FurFag community, he is chiefly known for being a kiddy fiddler, sex fiend, and spreader of numerous diseases amongst the UK furries, including Scabies, head lice (many, many times), and Sil-philis, formerly known as Syphilis. This is particularly due to the fact that he has nothing to offer anyone except for sex, hence his ridiculously bad track record with friends, family, lovers, and anyone else who got bored with the fact that the fetid seed squirted from his engorged and slimy member is the only thing to come from him of any remote interest.
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Recent Drama
After attending EuroFurence in Septermber 2009, Sil decided to Leave The Fandom FOREVAH after fellow furfag, ManicMog told him outright that he wouldn't 'yiff' with him. The drama started to flow when Sil claimed he was "abandoned" by someone at a campfire (when in fact they were indoors puking their faggy guts up with food poisoning and semen overflow). On returning from EF, the rant began with accusations flying in Sil's usual style, (ie not checking facts) and his expected irrational retarded bullshit behaviour.
Needless to say, 1 week later he rejoined the fandom, cruising for cock again, even returning to IRC channel #NorthernFurs from where he was once laughed out, leading to the creation of his own channel, (which it can be assumed isn't going so well... or maybe people there just wont let him interact with their genitals).
Interesting Facts!
- Sil has a full mouth of baby teeth, as no adult teeth have come through yet.
- To accompany the baby teeth look, he often wears face paint in public, depicting big scawy dwagons!!
- Sil also likes to wear stupid cloaks and dumb ass t-shirts in public.
- Sil had to cut all of his hair off after his second spreading of head lice in the FurFag Community, when they chose to make his head into a nest.
- Sex with Sil is likened to throwing a hot dog down an elevator shaft.
- Sil is a 'performer' on http://www.livejasmin.com under varying names, including those at the start of this article.
- Sil was so detested on IRC, that after he became an operator in a furry channel, every member of the channel left and joined a new channel, in which Sil was banned. Feeling alone and stupid, Sil created "#NeoFurs" on FurNet, where he could be TEH BOSS!! In here, he uses such "/me" actions as "* Sil will be takeing his new level 2 dragonborn swordmage out on a rampage tonight"
- Sil has one testicle, the other is rumoured to be on display in The Albert Hall
- He likes to throw parties for his birthday and new year's, but uses them as orgies.
- Once made a "murrsuit" that nobody ever liked.
Woe is Sil
Sil loves nothing more than a nice evening curled up by the fire, with a steaming hot cup of sperm and a computer, so he can write on LiveJournal how unloved and unwanted he is, and how everyone judges him and is unfair to him, and how he's the nicest guy in the world, and helps everyone and goes out of his way to re-home furs who have fallen upon hard times (aka vulnerable young furs who he wishes to fall upon his hard dick), and how he's truly truly just misunderstood! (often leaving out how everybody in the furry fandom hates him because of how he pretends to help people whilst using them for sex, and discarding them afterward). If Sil's affections are spurned, he becomes bitter and hating of his lost potential fuckee.
| — -Sil, to his entire LiveJournal friends list. |
| — Sil on LJ again. Ah honesty! |
Artwork
Sil loves to draw pictures of himself and his friends as big strong butch muscular furfags on FurAffinity to show how big and powerful he is, often drawing his 'pack', and images of himself in various powergamey forms. His 'featured submission' is a 'revenge picture' against another furfag who didn't share his opinion, nor accept Sil's requests to lick his chocolate starfish.
People Sil Has Started Shit With
Over the years, Sil has started shit with many people. Always claiming they're the antagonists, Sil's venom spitting has many people very fucked off by his inability to take criticism or a logical argument, when he claims to be the most logical little shitstain wolfdragon on Earth. AND THE ONLY GAY MALE ONE IN THE UK REMEMBAR!
- LilPika
- KurtBatz
- tr_wolf
- Dowell
- Tommah
- Wolfos
- Bear
- Shinaku
- ShiroSirius
- Blueberry Badger
- Uzumati
- Jiro
- Aremay
- ManicMog
- Blixbunny
- Tane
- Shadowulf
- Fioxy
- Holley (his ex, who decided he wanted to become a woman ( http://hollykitten.livejournal.com/ ), and left him for another girl. LAWL.)
- The Drama Llama (who can't cope with the constant demand for his presence whenever Sil opens his yellow toothed mouth)
- His grandma
- His dad
- Furries
- People who share his opinion
- People who don't share his opinion
- FurNet
The Sil Challenge
Talk to Sil on IRC or MSN as a new FURRY friend, be nice to him and see how long it takes until he sends you the video file of him masturbating. Highscores to follow.
- EDIT If you really can't wait, here's the Grand Trophy itself:
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See Also
External Links
- Sil's amazing and beautiful high quality artwork
His LiveJournal appropriately titled "Sil's Bitching"LOL DELETED- Sil's NEW LJ!!Friends only? Aww!!
- His Gaydar page
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