Silent Hill
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
About 100 years ago, playstation fanbois rejoiced at the "newest" survival-horror game, Silent Hill. Featuring shitty graphics, terrible control and lack of coherent plot line, it naturally became a best seller in America, spawning three equally stupid sequels.
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[edit] The Town
It's full of fog and shit, and it's all but deserted, barring the monsters that spend their days spitting AIDS infected blood or standing around. It also includes famous landmarks that you have to go through, including Cabrini Green. Silent Hill is also the current World Record holder in the "most locks broken" category.
[edit] Pyramid Head
Holy fuck!! The embodiment of pent up internets angst. He carries around a big fucking knife, and has been known to rape anything he sees, alive or dead. The Pyramid head rape catchphrase that appeared during the lead up to the film fast become another played out meme.
It has been speculated that Pyramid Head is James' Drop Dead Fred. This theory is further evidenced in the Silent Hill movie, where Pyramid Head is portrayed by Rik Mayall in a fat suit.
[edit] The Movie
Some bitch has a whiny, 10 year old girl for a daughter, and the father, being the childfree parent he is, wants her shipped off to Shangri La. Of course, the cunt takes her to Silent Hill, where teh drama ensues. Accompanied by a bulldyke cop, they find the church of Fred Phelps, among other things. Even crappier than the game, it had the most famous scene of tentacle rape ever seen, featuring barb wire. To the angst of fanbois everywhere, the movie deviated from canon. Some argue that the only part of the movie that should be canon is the fact that Silent Hill is in West Virginia, as thats the only state fucked up enough to have such a freak-ass town. In france, no-one liked this movie.
[edit] The Scheme
The Pyramid Head scheme is a flawless business model, where someone rapes investors, and gives them the promise that they will get to keep their lives only if they convince others to join the scheme, they join, their associates join, their friends and family join, and eventually the scheme becomes to difficult for only 1 person to sustain so it fails . The only person to have ever successfully pulled off the scheme is Pyramid head where everyone ended up getting raped and loosing their lives
[edit] Common Themes
- Furries
- Tentacle rape
- Psychological themes which cause users on GameFAQs to write textbooks on, using only the knowledge they gained from community college intro to psych classes
- Rape
- Mother fucking camera that focuses exactly where it causes the most frustration.
- The killing off of all the hawt girls you meet along the way. You're too much of a fag to bone them anyway so STFU and quit whining.
- Even moar rape.
[edit] Gallery
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 Raep time! |
 How do I ate cock? |
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 Yifftastic furry fun! |
 lulz degradation |
 A giant one-eyed snake! |
 Garden Variety Furries in Silent Hill |
 The main character of Silent Hill, Harry Mason |
 It's raep time. |
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 Silent Hill has lots of fog. This was done intentionally to create atmosphere, and to mask the lousy engine's clipping and pop-up problems. |
 SORRY POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS |
 About to get raped... |
 A hidden level in Silent Hill starring Melmo. |
 Unbeknownst to many, Pyramid Head is actually the perfect gentleman. |
 If I see that fucking pyramide one more time... |
 Fangirls/Boys wish they were James at this point... |
 suitcase means srs bsns. |
 Looks like its super kawaii desu rape time! But not kawaii desu enough... |
 Still needs more kawaii... |
 SUPER KAWAII DESU RAPE TIME HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS! |
 raep tiem |
 Probably not grass-fed beef. |
 Pyramid Head as a young lad. |
[edit] See Also
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Silent Hill is part of a series on Gaming. |
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