Silicone
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Silicone is a wonderful material harvested from the breasts of prostitutes and pornographic actresses in order to make computer chips. This explains why so many young men are inexplicably drawn to masturbating in front of their computers for hours at a time. This also makes sense because chipmakers like Intel are a bunch of whoremongers anyway.
Each square inch of titty is roughly equal to 50mhz. Very small chips need to be made from very small titties, which probably excites you if you're a sick lolicon fuckwad.
If you see a woman with large silicone deposits walking down the street, it's considered socially acceptable to grab them, taste them for consistency, and then compliment her on all the wonderful computers that she'll help to assemble.
