Simba Wion
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Simba Wion is a totally hardcore babyfur from Colorado. He and his mate, FagWuff, have managed to alienate themselves from other furries, from other babyfurs, and from God with one single epic move: getting tattoos of a piss-diapered baby lion and baby wolf on their scrawny arms. This EPIC FAIL move may have hurt their ability to obtain a job, but that assumes they were employable in the first place.
The Lion Behind the Tat
Not much can be found out about Simba Wion, as he is an outcast among outcasts -- avoided by local Colorado furs and furs throughout the tubes. However, through diligent research, the following facts have been discovered about Simba Wion.
- He lives in his parents' basement
- Both he and his parents' live off of your tax money
- He has Gonosyphiherpalies
- He has trapped little boys in public bathrooms and forced them to pee on his pants
- He is unemployable, as interviewers are always heard shouting "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A PIDDLING LION, GTFO!"
- He watches you pee in the bathroom
External Links
- The original Tattoo post on Fur Affinity BAAAAWWWWWLETED!
- The normal Livejournal fallout
- Fur Faggatory page. Raid plz.
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