Sin
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sin is a term used by religious fanatics to describe an act that can be considered to be pleasurable, as pleasure is not allowed in the Religious Fanatics Code of Conduct. The code clearly states that pleasure must be accompanied by guilt (this part of the code is strictly adhered to by Catholics). Any thought, word, or act which might be considered as pleasurable is deemed to be "sinful".
[edit] The Seven Zomg Sins
There are seven deadly sins that, when committed, result in a lightning bolt being sent straight from Heaven to burn your fucking labia right out:
[edit] Lesser Sins
Sometimes sins result in a person going to Kenya, where they will undergo the sacred rite of female circumcision, but only after due process. It's entirely up to God, and if your name hasn't been plastered all over the internets for being a decent, fun-loving guy who just can't get a date because he's too nice by the time you die then you're totally fucked.
Some acts that are considered sinful:
- Drinking alcohol (Wine is ok but only if the priest gives it to you. NOTE: Wine is acceptable only if it is used to get that bleachy taste out of your mouth.)
- Sex before marriage (NOTE:Fisting is not considered sex.)
- Masturbation
- Thinking about sex while masturbating
- Thinking about your mom while masturbating
- Surfing teh internets for furry pr0n
- Posting on Craigslist for BDSM Holocaust roleplay partners
- Masturbating in Goatse
- Throwing your hotdog down the hallway of another man
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- Listening to Electric Six or doing anything they ever mention in their songs.
- Taking part in internets Furry, Vampyre, or Otherkin sex.
