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Sith Lord Ali

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A failed attempt at internet disease.

Do not want, actually it's a she.. on second thought, do not want.

One of the many faggots that exist on Gaia. You can easily see this due to the fact that she's emo, a camwhore, and that she loves cock. She is, what Gaia loves to call internet popularity, a Prommie. Hopefully, she gets assraped by a bunch of shitting dick nipples, AMIRITE?

1 Update
2 Work of a lesbian
3 Origins
4 Gaia
5 Tastes in Music
6 Faggoting: Present and future
7 An Example of his Faggotry
8 Fans
9 External Links

[edit] Update

The faggot came out of the proverbial non-male closet after deeming they hadn't recieved enough attention lately, and on August 15th and revealed: she's a GIRL! BIG SHOCKER, GUYZ.

Apparently they had been mentally abused by a boyfriend or some shit and felt a need to become a male on the internet. Much attention whoring and crying followed, including the display of a massive 500x500 scene pose photo of the "female" sla and request for gold and donations in their signature.

Shortly after, topless photos SLA surfaced, both with and without breasts - much to the horror of many.

So NONE of this stuff about "him" being a "faggot" makes NO sense BUT for the lulz we shall ignore that.

[edit] Work of a lesbian

Sith Lord Ali, a.k.a. The whore of Gayuh, has finally made herself look like a complete fuck-up at life with her new, tampon and tit revealing image! ( WARNING:Do not Fap or you shall recieve AIDS ) [[1]]

[edit] Origins

On May 6th, 2006, the world got their first glimpse at Sith Lord Ali, when he joined Gaia. It all went downhill from there. He failed in completing the Fat girl angle shot and by doing so, was deemed a homosexual by the realists and king by the GD. He then made high amounts of spam topics and kept doing it over, and over, and over until nobody gave a shit anymore.

[edit] Gaia

Sith Lord Ali enjoys quite a few things, most of which are listed on his Gaia profile. [Warning: COMPLETE FAGGOTRY.] They include such highly intelligent and classy activities like:

Posting really fucking boring threads in the GD
Bitching about how it's better than anyone
Boasting it's superiority over any other age-group and calling everyone else disgusting
Switching genders
Masturbating
Ass fucking
Camera whoring
Namedropping
Being a technical virgin.
Sucking off Niggers
Chasing Bears

But, of course, such a wonderful individual such as Sith Lord Ali can even have hates. Like:

Homophobes
Your Mom
vagina
George W. Bush
Kids
Adults
anyone it deems "Stupid"

If you think about it, what he says probably has some deep, moral meaning that we don't give a shit about.

[edit] Tastes in Music

His favorite bands include such horrible, 16 year old girl groups like Death Cab for Cutie, Bright Eyes, and of course, Tatu.

Another failed attempt.

[edit] Faggoting: Present and future

Currently, SLA spends his time posting in the GD, and enduring people that bash him for great justice. Future ventures for Sith Lord Ali, as speculated upon for years by experts may include such things as:

Being queer
Camwhoring
Being "popular" on the internet (HE HAS NO LIFE, LAWLZ.)
Inserting large objects into his anus

Hopefully, this special person will have to face the agony of George Zimmer. May his organs be prolapsed from his body as Zimmer's "Powerful Phalus" rips him in half like a hymen just punctured by a virgin cock. I guarantee it.