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Skratchgirl

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According to some branches of Gnostic mythology, in order for Jesus to be born divine, he had to have an entirely mortal twin brother (named 'Didymos'/'Thomas'). In a similar manner, Castor and Polydeuces/Pollux were born.

In order for Poloemily to have been born so wonderfully witty, attractive, athletic and wise, she had to have a twin sister who was, in all respects, utterly bland, plain, fat and stupid. This twin sister was, of course, Skratchgirl.

The sibling rivalry between the Force of Splendiferousness and the Force of Rather Common has caused many amusing cat fights and flame wars.

A regular comment in their snide bitching is: I only meant it in fun!!

Skratchgirl Comes Into Maturity

Skratchgirl is proud to boast that she has an MA in Internet Drama. She also has a GradDip in Ebonics.

In point of fact, she spends her entire time beating small children with a riding crop.

She says this about herself:

 
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She first came into action as LJ's famous ass model and bashing Un_popular in a community started to Bashnonuglies. Note: she also circled Un_popular's heavier thigh problem in that incident. Again a poll was taken to see who actually was the prettiest. She was the first to contact an internet lawyer and as a result a huge April fools joke was pulled on the LJDRAMA staff. She made friends with the group and all was well.

Her liaisons with Poloemily aside, Skratchgirl has become a complete non-entity.
 

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—she's even lame according to herself

Skratchgirl's Style

  • Attempts to speak like a black person.
  • Defends herself against "lol u ugly" by posting pictures of herself, which are often blurry and scandalous.
  • In an attempt to pwn everybody making claims against her, she will post a picture of herself in her underwear.

Skratchgirl's Influence on Popular Culture

There has been a recent movement to establish the "SkratchAttakk," a stupidly-named variant on the common cat fight, that goes as follows:

  1. A cat fight has begun between Prima and Secunda.
  2. Claims of unattractiveness have been made against either Prima or Secunda (let us assume that it was against Prima).
  3. Prima posts pictures of herself in her underwear (or, Heavens forbid, naked).
    1. If Secunda refuses to denigrate herself into posting such a lurid display of herself, Secunda has officially won the cat fight. Prima has been pwnt.
    2. If Secunda sinks to the level of Prima and posts a picture of herself in her undies (or, worse, naked), then both of them are officially skanky ho bags who should live in a caravan park. This, however, is the most entertaining option for all of the males watching the cat fight.
  4. Unless somebody salts the earth, repeat ad nauseam et infinitam.

See Also: WikiWar

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