Skuee
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| "skuee is like a furry version of scott storch", thebeeobee |
Skuee is a 12 year old girl that inhabits a small corner of YouTube. He often plays the role of Internet tough guy, despite being a basement dwelling cock sucking kike faggot. He can be found both on YouTube and Stickam, fagging it up by being a total failure. Naturally, since Skuee is a failure online and IRL his only real option is to become an hero. He also doesn’t seem to understand that no matter how much you curse; you still can’t look hardcore as a 12 year old kid with a retainer. Skuee was under furry rehab at the Patriotic Nigras establishment; Tranquilolity Bay but was kicked out due to his failure to overcome butthurt and reform into a proper e-citizen. He also has been known to try and shutdown events like Lulzcon where he called the hotel and tried to shut down the lulz but failed because he is nothing but a two-faced kike wannabe nigger faggot. He also loves to act like a Wigger and dance to the shit music of Soulja Boy. Skuee is also notable for being a member of YouTube Super Fags unlimited.
His home phone number is 850-939-8776</br> His cell phone number is 850-428-3967
[edit] Skuee and Furfaggotry
Earlier this year, Skuee was a player of the game Second Life. Like 90% of the faggots who play this game, Skuee was a furry. Skuee openly claims that he raided with the Patriotic Nigras, but, as the writer of this page can attest, Skuee's name is not located anywhere in the membership logs of the PN. In reality, this is a Jew lie perpetrated by the kike fag, Skuee (whom the PN actually raided, and to whose faggotry they can certainly attest). Apparently Skuee left Second Life forever a few months ago claiming that he gave up furfaggotry in the process. However it is more likely he just got a new sockpuppet and is still offering up his he-girl tailhole to anyone with a 20 linden dick.
| —Skuee |
| —Skuee |
[edit] Nigra Testimony
At least 100 years ago - before Second Life was controlled by the Jew elite - and still before the liquid faggotry of Second Life's "furry realm" had begun to coagulate into its circle jerk society - one particluar furry had decided to make himself a constant target for the Patriotic Nigras. Now mind you, nigra's don't take kindly to bitches up in their grills, and, thus, an epic raid was enacted. Much to the displeasure of our little furfag, a storm of Mario Mosh Pits, dong popguns and the inevitable doomsday halted the hourly fisting session with his 300 pound mate. It was goodly full of win, and shall be remembered with a solitary tear in this nigra's eye.
[edit] Skuee and Homosexuality
Though he wouldn't have you know it, Skuee is a HUGE faggot. In Second Life, his only companion whom he "kissed" was a fat faggot IRL. Skuee's longtime companion, AJcomix, can sometimes be seen in Skuee's videos -- this person is Skuee's lover. Unbeknownst to Skuee's parents, he and AJ regularly engage in inappropriate touching. As well, it is likely they engage in salacious Buggery. Unfortunately, as mentioned elsewhere, AJ is now leaving Skuee to go catch for Argent009 on LiveVideo, thereby leaving poor Skuee to fend for himself on the JewTube. This development may lead to Internet predators, such as Renetto or Irish282 taking advantage of Skuee -- thusly making him their sex slave.
Skuee, being the furfag that he is, got a boyfriend in Second Life (the one seen in the picture of his fursona.) This person's sl and livejournal username is fisk_blackmun. Shortly after they discovered Skuee's fursona, they found Blackmun's lj and many posts of a homoerotic nature directed towards Skuee. Blackmun responded to this by DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING. But his myspace was found via Skuee's, and again many homoerotic comments were left on Skuee's myspace. Skuee responded by setting his profile to private. This is of no help, as the real disease is inside of him.
True to its humanitarian roots, the forces of lulz refused to stop in their march towards an ultimate, final victory and found fisk on skuees youtube and stickam accounts. ALL OF THEM. On both youtube and stickam he went by the name of "Mastry". Whats more, Skuee is 16 and, (according to his profile,) Mastry is 19, meaning that their coupling is illegal in many states - including Florida. When confronted with this information Skuee will ignore it or run away, but unforuntately for Skuee, no matter how far he runs or how much he hides the truth will never ever go away.
Skuee's boyfriend dropped by this page recently, posted his "centerfold" and took credit for being Skuee's boyfriend. Skuee of course reverted this and has since been vandalizing the page. Mastry, posting as Mastreh added this picture and this message "Hi there ED. Its about time you gave me credit for being his boyfriend. Here, have a copy of my centerfold in Playfoxx magazine." apparently Skuee isn't a very affectionate lover as he reverted it immediately.
| —Mastry |
[edit] Skuee and Jewtube
Skuee's main Internet presence is on YouTube, where he produces hundreds of horribly boring, awkward-pause-filled videos primarily concerning shit nobody cares about. One topic that has come up recently is hate as a rusult of Skuee and his spineless friend AJcomix (he literally has no spine,) having a tiff. It seems that AJ didn’t suck Skuee's cock, so he DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING and left for The Promised Land. This caused Skuee to spend at least 100 hours in his hugbox. Afterwards he made a sock account under the brilliant user name of "Eeuks" and posted a video of him crying that his ass friend was leaving him for Argent009.
During the month of June and July 07, Skuee and his fag pal, AJcomix, were still making gaytarded videos on how their furfag friend, Dog264, got suspended from the JewTubes. For the next two to three weeks, much lulz ensued when many attempts were made to get AJcomix banned. Finally, on July 20, 2007, the Internets was saved when AJcomix got banned for life, losing about 300 videos. Funnily, they don't realise that arguing with e/b/aumsworld is like pissing in an ocean of piss.
[edit] Skuee and Encyclopedia Dramatica
On 24 July 2007, Skuee entered #arbchat, requesting this page be taken down and his ED account be unbanned. Skuee acted in typical butthurt fashion, insulting the Honorable Judge weev and generally fagging up ED IRC's haute couture. It should be noted that Skuee was banned for DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING you see before you now, a crime punishable (and enforced) with at least 100 years of banination.
The full arbchat log can be found here.
Skuee being the pile of faggot fail he is, BALEETED the video of him crying and uploaded a video claiming that he fooled us. But of course we all know better then to believe his Jew-faggot lies. His lie of course was that he used "toilette paper" soaked in "water(semen)" but if he were smart he'd know that faking tears isn't hard when you have as shitty a web cam as Skuee does, (considering he never focuses it.) Even still, Skuee insists on continuing his big sissy parade.
Video was deleted...
After being confronted with his own faggotry Skuee made this surrender video, and due to Skuee's nature it fails so hard the assault will still proceed as planned. It is still lulzy, however.
Or at least is would have been but it was deleted...
[edit] Skuee Loves Furfags
On June 23, 2007 an entire Stickam room that ganged up on him, Skuee denounced furrism and furry faggotry after three long months of soul searching. Listen closely to the background to hear people in the Stickam room telling him what to say. [Note to Skuee: DMCA these fucking videos again and you will be destroyed RS Style.]
[edit] Evidence of Faggotry
Skuee has made a new name for himself by fagging up well known memes and just being a total failure. He recently posted videos of Milkips -- broken down to Milhouse and Mudkips. And as many can attest, Milhouse is NOT A MEME, and fagging up mudkips is a definite crime. He takes the fail even further when he signs 'Skuee' in a ghetto-esque fashion, soiling the proud mudkip name forever. Skuee proceeds to fail by posting these pictures at his local movie theater.
[edit] Skuee goes to Vegas, continues furfaggotry
During the first week of august 2007 Skuee went with his parents to Las Vegas and said that he wouldnt record any more vlogs. Then of course 5 minutes later he said he'd be taking his laptop, and, the second he got off the plane in vegas, he made a video. All in all Skuee has made 8 videos in Las Vegas showing that he knows absolutely nothing about Vegas and is a retarded tourist, not to mention a fan of the bum. On the eve of the 10th BURK confronted Skuee, going so far as to show his face and ask Skuee about his boyfriend. To this Skuee not only didn't respond, but he began filming said user and threatening him. So apparently Skuee has not only never learned his lesson, but continues to be an internet toughguy and irl faggot of ever increasing proportions.
[edit] INTERNET TOUGH GUY FTW
Skuee: who's koke808? ITSMENOW: NO HOMO THO Skuee: youtube is serious fucking business, i understad that mike Skuee: understand* ChitsnGiggles: lol Skuee: i hate that bitch ITSMENOW: skuee, why dont you explain to aj why YOU wrote his page Skuee: i didnt write the whole thing Skuee: i started it, and he knew ITSMENOW: you wrote almost the entire thing ITSMENOW: and i put that mastry pic back in Skuee: then why does damian appear more than me? ITSMENOW: if you removed it again itll get cut Skuee: btw mastry sent me a msg saying "its over" ITSMENOW: and no skuee if you look damian added hotlinks, and so on ITSMENOW: skuee ill bet ITSMENOW: OH SNAP ITSMENOW: mike are these guys named sarry crey? ITSMENOW: :p Skuee: anyways, gotta go, school tommorow Skuee: damnit ITSMENOW: ya right skuee ITSMENOW: run and hide again Skuee: right burk ITSMENOW: go fake cry again Lib: dont skip class now skuee Skuee: cause you like stalking me and knowing my school starting day Skuee: anyways, night mike Skuee: hope you die in a car crash, burk ITSMENOW: wait and you saying that mastry said its over ITSMENOW: means that there was something to begin with Lib: hey skuee go work on ur telekineses Lib: or something Skuee: i already admited that Skuee: bye guys * Skuee left the room. ITSMENOW: LOL ITSMENOW: what a fag
[14:46] <Skuee> who the fuck are you burk [14:47] <Skuee> i couldnt find a mod because theyweren't on [14:47] <BURK> i am the burk [14:47] <BURK> and you couldnt find a mod because you fail [14:47] <Skuee> show yourself sockpuppet [14:47] <BURK> and are 12 [14:47] <BURK> lol [14:47] <Skuee> fine, you find one right now, then [14:47] * feeble (fretoon06@l0ld0ngs-B8E9E083.hsd1.n j.comcast.net) Quit ( Ping timeout ) [14:47] <BURK> are you fucking kidding me? [14:47] <Skuee> NOW [14:47] <Skuee> do ti. [14:47] <Skuee> IT* [14:47] <Skuee> NOW. [14:47] <BURK> *points at ajt* [14:47] <Skuee> i'm 16, i already showed my license [14:47] <BURK> found one [14:47] <BURK> lawl [14:47] <BURK> ya right [14:47] <Skuee> a STICKAM mod [14:48] <Skuee> ask skehan [14:48] <BURK> im not on stickam right now [14:48] <Skuee> he saw it [14:48] <Skuee> so did BoB [14:48] <Skuee> so stfu [14:48] <BURK> i was in the room fgt [14:48] <Skuee> o rly [14:48] <BURK> 00010001 [14:48] <Skuee> ah [14:48] <BURK> IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [14:48] <Skuee> figures [14:48] <Skuee> orly [14:48] <BURK> ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK [14:48] <kardus> yo [14:48] <BURK> kardus [14:48] <BURK> mang [14:49] <BURK> lemme pm this shit to you [14:49] <Skuee> mang [14:49] <kardus> aight mang [14:49] <Skuee> is that slang for man? [14:49] <kardus> broseph [14:49] <Skuee> wow [14:50] <Skuee> Internet tough guy - Usually male,the Internet Tough Guy talks big shit online, but IRL he's a total fag or a basement-dweller. [14:50] <Skuee> that's you, burk [14:51] <ninjagumby> ARBCHAT [14:51] <Skuee> eh? [14:49] <Skuee> you talk some major shit [14:49] ->> Skuee is lol@l0ld0ngs-3651E4A6.client.mchsi.com (iwonder) [14:49] ->> Skuee is on: #ed [14:49] ->> Skuee using anonymuncule.irc (Was thatyour plan, Ray? Get her?) [14:49] ->> Skuee has been idle for 1 second (Loggedon at 6/24/2007 1:33:53 PM) [14:49] ->> Skuee :End of /WHOIS list. [14:49] <Skuee> what makes you think your so cool? [14:51] <BURK> lawl [14:51] <Skuee> srsly [14:51] <BURK> because im not a faggot like you [14:51] <Skuee> Usually male, the Internet ToughGuy talks big shit online, but IRL he's a total fag or a basement-dweller. [14:51] <Skuee> that's you [14:51] <Skuee> thanks [14:52] <Skuee> bai
[edit] Trivia
- Wii Friend Code: 5818-4076-7807-1893
- is a wigger
- genuinely believes that he is bringing joy and peace to countless millions on the internet
- Phone Number: 850-428-3967
[edit] Skuee is Shutting Down LULZCON
TheBeeOBee 11:20 just do that there is no way they are removing it jebbi3 wants to be included in the list what was that 1866 number? iSkuee 11:21 1866 loldong which is the number to lulzcom con* that i shut down i called the hotel and told them what ED was about told them they would destroy their rooms lulzcon's closed due to fail TheBeeOBee 11:22 interesting is this def. true? should i call and ask? iSkuee 11:23 yes
[edit] BREAKING LULZ
Skuee in his infinite faggotry has declared WAR on the allied forces of lol, the lulzwaffen and Ebaums are currently in the planning stages of retaliation. Innocent users are currently combating the faggotry on their own. contact users BURK or Janus Zeal for more information.
[edit] Ongoing faggotry
After it was revealed that mike skehan was not the one pestering skuee and his faggot friend AJcomix, and that in fact their whole crusade against mike (which included irl calls to the cops and legal threats) was all based on nothing and that JamesSteal and TheCallerOfWar were just fucking with them. Skuee in normal faggot fashion thought all was well and that he could just be part of ed again, despite trying to shut down Lulzcon, playing Internet toughguy, shouting racial slurs, being a wigger, being a two-faced cunt, and being a general faggot. He descended upon EDIRC, and was promptly told to GTFO FURFAG. Being the faggot he is he thinks this is all moot since he made a vid with an unfunny meme he dosent understand. Since this is the 4th time he has done this, we of course can not accept anything short of a video of him signing a legal document saying that he is not only a furfag, but sucks AjComix's dick as well.
EDs response:
[edit] Skuee the DJ
As mentioned before skuee fancies himself a dj, and has a myspace for his dj efforts. Until now the crack datamining teams of ED were unable to find actual dj'ing by skuee, that is until now...
[edit] On a side note...
The following is an absolutely true quote from someone who has actually occupied the same room as Skuee:
Last year, shortly after the virginia tech incident, "Skuee" (as he is known in his sick online worlds) began making incredibly lame references to the massacre. Of course, since that scab of a human being is universally despised by anyone who comes into contact with him, online or offline, those who hated him most seized this moment to report him to school authorities, claiming that the comments he had made were simply "warnings for his eventual shooting spree." Their plan worked, and after three days of investigation by the school, The faculty members and others of the school concluded that it would be best if "Skuee" left for the remainder of the school year. The day of the supposed shooting, additional law enforcement personnel were present on campus, and several of his classmates wore white t-shirts with red targets painted on them. Everyone had a good laugh. Except for that jew Skuee.
Moral of the story: If you know Skuee's real last name, replace the G with a K and giggle to yourself about a great in-joke.
N.B. due to his faggotry and general propensity to fail at life, it is sadly unlikely that Skuee will make a half-assed attempt at a high school massacre and be gunned down by the military. However, anyone who manages to provoke him into such an act will be hailed as a master of pwnage and will live on in internets legend.
[edit] Related Articles
AJcomix
Thatkidparker
Skuee/Arbchat log
[edit] External Links
- Skuee's LV
- The ReReReReReturn
The Return of Furfaggotry to Les Tubes(H4x0rd)NEW JEWTUBE TROLL NAO!BANNED
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Skuee's NEW NEW JETUBE ACCOUNT ATTACK!LOL B&
djmattso Skuee other DJ crap myspaceDEADSkuee's JewTubeBANNED LOLSkuee's New Jew Account FLAG & TROLLBANNEDSkuee's VLoggin' InDEADSkuee's StickamDELETEDhttp://www.stickam.com/profile/skuu skuu (skuee's top secret stickam account shhhhh)DEADSome shitty forum Skuee is a mod in. RAIDDEADYO YO YO YO YO Skuee is a Muthafuckin' DJ now - w0rdDEAD
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