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Skype

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Aside from shock sites, Last Measure, and longcat, Skype is a troll's best friend. It allows one to call anyone in his own country for ~~free~~ a monthly fee, and there's no way of tracing it... sort of. Skype is the most useful tool ever for prank calls, and more importantly, harassing pedos.

1 Chatting on Skype
2 Skypecast
- 2.1 Skypecast Trolling PROTIPS
3 Free calls on Skype
4 Links

[edit] Chatting on Skype

Skype tends to be totally populated with random chinese women who passionately desire friendship, and in order achieve said aim take to messaging unsuspecting persons incessantly as soon as one logs on. A simple solution to this problem may be applied as follows:

Harmony 12 says 21:09:04 : Hello..

Pepe says 21:09:36 : Hi.. asl

Harmony 12 says 21:10:02 : i am 23 f Im from china..

Pepe says 21:10:50 : are you naked on cam on demand??

Harmony 12 says 21:11:43 : what you do mean.. i do not know cam

Pepe says 21:12:09 : I mean will you get naked and show us your tits on a webcam when I ask

Harmony 12 says 21:14:34: no I dont dirty chat

Pepe says 21:14:42 : BYE

[edit] Skypecast

Skypecast provides a free voice conferencing service, whereby the rooms are open to all Skype users to join.

Skypecast exists solely for the lulz; no other medium in the history of the internets has been so poorly engineered as to be as trollable as Skypecast is. Like IRC, Skypecasts have moderators and the moderators control whom can speak; however, there is no way to discern which users are talking at any given time, and moderators do not have the ability to kick users out of the room. As a result, any session with more than five users quickly becomes unmanageable, and the moderators have to figure out which of the users is playing recordings from Hitler rallies by trial-and-error. Experenced Skypecast trolls wait a random amount of time before the troll activation.

Successfully removing such distractions adds little to the actual value of the conversation. Most Skypecast conversations centre around different accents, the weather, time zones, and other such inanity that makes apparent the folly of Internet Humanitarianism; regardless of the potential good that could be accomplished through the application of new technologies to old social problems, such opportunities are impotently and irretrievably squandered, whereby such technologies end up actually detracting from humanity.

[edit] Skypecast Trolling PROTIPS

Wait until the moderator has added at least two other participants, after being added yourself, to start trolling.
Play Religious AM Radio.
Formulaic American versus Eurofag and Canadafag trolls are super-effective.
If you and another friend speak some other moonspeak, join a Skypecast together and hold a side conversation in your respective moonspeak.

[edit] Free calls on Skype

You can call mobile phones or old telephones using skype, this costs money however, every account has 1 free trial call so just create a new account once you used your free call.

An example of a typical Skype conversation.