Sleepy-kyuubi

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

sleepy-kyuubi, or Kelsey, is a typical overweight 16 year old girl on Furcadia and MySpace that can't seem to breathe, sleep, or tie her own shoes without the help of one of the many fucking idiots that actually watch her on the devartz. She's most famous for being a hypocrite and bitch who's faked her own death so many times just to generate pity. Despite all this she is not An hero.

LOOK MOM ITS A FURFAG

She sucks up to people such as samwich who have good art or Iggy for digos (though why the fuck anybody would spend money on pixels is still a mystery). Also she worships some kid named widepussycat who apparently is her best friend since last Thursday even though widepussycat was raping a girl named smiledrug for 100 years. This resulted in the smiledrug kid going apeshit and overdosing.

Still, this is nothing compared to how many times sleepy-kyuubi has slashed her own wrists and popped pills because the interwebz r | srs bisness!!1

CONTACT INFO

AIM: Kelsadoodle
dA: sleepy-kyuubi
Fagcadia: Acy, Dixi, Uzumaki
MSN: wulfs.blue.ice

omg alex i love you now plz draw me moar art lol

DRAMA

widepussycat was BFF with smiledrug forever until sleepy-kyuubi came along, at which point smiledrug was completely ditched. Then the two niggerfaggots began having a grand old time in front of everyone and pissing off the general public. This was not as lulzy as it sounds and eventually everyone realized that both of these twits were just fucking retarded. Now this was quite lulzy.

Though the funny thing is that when she and widepussycat break up from their little lesbian relationship, she, willingly, comes and sucks up to her other, or should we say "back up" friends again.

For instance, Akayohon DevArtz was apparently her best friend, her golden river. Though she gets highly depressed and suicidal whenever she finds out that Akayoh is talking to a girl named Aku. Kind of depressing, just another fact: KYUUBI CAN'T SHARE HER FRIENDS. DON'T BE FRIENDS WITH KYUUBI'S FRIENDS OR SHE WILL DEVOUR YOU. Shockingly and lolingly, when Kayla gets mad at kyuubi for practicly 'using' widepussycat to get Kayla angry because Kayla 'neglects' her for Aku girl, Kyuubi denies everything. Not only does she use widepussycat, but she has seemed to tell this person countless rumors about her former friends, causing them to argue and causing widepussycat to BREAK APART FROM THE FRIENDZ CHAIN. Though, Kyuubi and pussy seem to belong together as both seem to enjoy being hypocrites, lying, and fucking eachother through the INTERNETZ cause thats serious business like AIDS. Also Pussy thinks that it is highly crucial for Kyuubi to know every little detail people talks about her. If Kyuubi doesn't know, she will be raped by a hairless monkey.

Sucking up

Kyuubi usually spends most of her time sucking up to big artists such as Tiger-wolf, Samwich, and quite pathetically, Doomtaco. Doomtaco is a 13 year old manlady who seeks online lesbian relationships with people she has only met for about an hour. Kyuubi seems to have a stupid ass habit of talking so much shit about this girl behind her back, then sucking her cock when she actually talks to her. Most of the insults thrown at DoomTaco would have been listed here if it wasn't such a long list. Fortunately for Doomtaco, she is completely oblivious to any of the shit Kyuubi talks about.

Kyuubi is also seen sucking up to Samwich for art. On furcadia, she could be hanging with her "bestfriend" but then ditch them if Sam were to come on. Same goes to the user Iggy. She sucks up to that poor fella for digos and money. I would be pretty scared too to have a hypocritical, rap obsessed, lying fuck following me around and asking me for art and money.

I am Suicidal

When Kyuubi isn't sucking up to anyone, being a hypocrite or starting E-DRAMA she is usually emoing and threatening herself, calling herself ugly, putting herself and her art down and such. She constantly complains about everything, even the color of her shit. She has faked so many suicide attempts that it makes me rather depressed to see people actually believing the bullshit lies she tells.

Lol Vandals

“	Let me set the record straight and let me emphasize STRAIGHT for you stupid little mindless, arrogant, anorexic,jealous, corn cobb sucking, ego toting, little hores from Texas and oh yeah Dorothy, your little dog to (smilydrug). You loser take the time to trash talk and lie about Sleepy-kyuubi because your board,talentless,mean,scum suckers. The lower than low of the earth. I can see why people drop you as friends. Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.... Oh and by the way just so you know, I have your info and in my spare time I think I will create pages for both of you.. on this great web site, SO STAY TUNED!!!! Gay alot longer than a day... P.S. Watch how you use your terms about gay people, you never know one of us might take offense.............. Later Shit Heads	„
—Butthurt vandal