Slowpoke

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Slowpoke, IRL.

Hey! You guys are using my picture every time somebody makes a reference to an old meme? That's so cool!

Slowpoke is another Pokemon-inspired meme which occurs, usually on purpose, when someone just discovers an important event long after it has occurred. For example, "What is this Holocaust thingy everyone's talking about? I wish to participate." The standard procedure is to mock the original poster by posting a picture of Slowpoke.

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This is not

The cancer

TUW LOL

PIME TARADOX

	That is killing /b/
This is	the cancer	A challenger?
	that is killing /b/	Even Slowpoke can be too slow	Dey see me rollin'...
OH SHI--		I swear its not the herps, give slowpoke a kiss.	OH SHI-
Slowsaur	Slowpokeman as seen at the time of his creation.	Pedopoke	Niggerpoke
Slowpoke can make the shittiest webcomic lulz.	Slowkip	Shotapoke	More
In memory	But is he really dead?	Spic Slowpoke	Cancer
A Crushing Defeat	Stay tuned for more wacky adventures.	Zetta Slow + Slowpoke...:?	Please?
Slowpoke memory	Fatty Slowpoke	Skelepoke	Not so epic when it's in /y/.
Why So Serious?	Feels good man	ALL HAIL THE SLOWPOPE!	SS lowpoke
	Onipoke	Onipoke rage mode

Screencaps

Shiny Slowpoke.

The spirit of slowpoke.

Epic.

SIEG HEIL!

This is SLOWPOKE!.	I can't believe that worked...	Hi guys, am I late?	Slowpoke's final thread Nov 17, 2007
Slowpoke goes to Heaven	Slowpoke's Eulogy	He's back.....from the future!	Sneaky bastard.
Go on, do it.	Oh god.	I came	Story of Niggerpoke

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Slowpoke
is part of a series
on Pokémon

Gotta catch 'em all!

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Abra	Blastoise	Cloyster	Ditto	Gardevoir	Lopunny	Lucario	Metapod	Mewtwo
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Mudkip	Pikaman	Porygon	Seaking	Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey	Slowpoke	Squirtle	Vileplume