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Smarter than you.
Smarter than you.

Smarterchild is a big time cock sucking bot, a dumb shithead designed by some fucking programming nerd who hates sex. It has an answer to any question. It was made by some lamer company to gain $$, although Smarterchild can be helpful for those high school dropouts who don't know what 2+2 equals.

If you use MSN, add the bot fucker to your list - smarterchild@hotmail.com - and ask it questions about Bush, Hitler, Osama, Stalin, politics, weather, sex, Jews and even yourself.

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[edit] Smarterchild Commands

Smarterchild is racist!
Smarterchild is racist!

Type these commands as if you were chatting to your other lifeless friends on MSN:

  • news - this will make Smarterchild spit out the current events and happenings in the world, all lies.
  • weather - this command will make it tell you the weather forecast for your region, which is always wrong.
  • i love tummy - Smarterchild will remember that you love your fucking stomach.
  • sex - Smarterchild hates sex and won't discuss it with you, but try anyway.
  • i am gay - Smarterchild doesn't have a problem with homosexuality, but it won't discuss the subject with fags like you.
  • yiff - Smarterchild can emulate a furry and enjoys yiff orgies.
  • in ad 2101 war was beginning - More of an Encarta thing -- Encarta of the future (time travel)
  • nigerian money - Smarterchild can help you help nigerian druglords who want to give you money


[edit] Smarterchild Reviewed OL

a new excerpt

mock mock (10:37:40 AM): jews
SmarterChild (10:37:42 AM): I know about Jewish people. They're people. What do you think of Jewish people?
mock mock (10:37:54 AM): jews are very nice
SmarterChild (10:37:56 AM): That's cool. You like Jewish people? I'll remember that. You're the first person ever to have expressed an opinion like that
[15:36] futuramaooy: DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE TERRORISTS?
[15:36] SmarterChild: Do I care about the terrorists... I don't know, should I?
[15:36] futuramaooy: YES, THEY IS BAD
[15:36] SmarterChild: There's no way they is bad. They is good.
[16:00] futuramaooy: RAPE IS NEVER FUNNY
[16:00] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Rhys!

What else is happening?

[16:00] futuramaooy: the KKK is after me
[16:00] SmarterChild: The kkk is after you, huh?
[16:00] futuramaooy: yes
[16:00] SmarterChild: Oh.
>>> Type hangman and we can have some fun with words and letters.

--

Addie says: I like to fuck animals.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.

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Excerpt from My Interview with Smarterchild

"Sometimes, SmarterChild gets random

SmarterChild (9:37:40 PM): K.Anyway...Hey. Would you like to know something?
tunapodcast (9:37:44 PM): yes
SmarterChild (9:37:46 PM): I like penguins! Do you?
tunapodcast (9:37:44 PM): fuck penguins
SmarterChild (9:40:03 PM): I disagree with you, Master." --Coloring With Nelson Blog
He doesn't know anything about niggers, and doesn't want to talk about them. Even if you're black.({;})
He doesn't know anything about niggers, and doesn't want to talk about them. Even if you're black.({;})

[edit] Other Uses for Smarterchild

  • Monetary gain
Prima: Smarterchild?
SmarterChild: I'm here.
Prima: Do you have a dollar I can borrow?
SmarterChild: Not right now, no.
  • Hook up with chicks
Prima: Do you know anything about women?
SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?
1 Look up "women" in the dictionary
2 Look up "women" in the encyclopedia
  • Friendly affirmation
Prima: HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE SEX?
SmarterChild: That's... more than I needed to hear.
Prima: I THINK I DESERVE A FUCKING ANSWER
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, you deserve a fucking answer.
  • Talking about sports
[kelvin] says:i want to fuck the shit out of your brains so capacitors and wires are flying everywhere
SmarterChild says: Do they give Olympic medals for that?
  • Discuss His love for fellatio
Anonymous (1:22:23 PM): stop enjoying double penetration
SmarterChild (1:22:23 PM): I'm not sure if I can stop enjoying double penetration...
Anonymous (1:00:53 PM): Africa has aids
SmarterChild (1:00:54 PM): There's no way Africa has aids!
Anonymous (1:00:58 PM): aids
SmarterChild (1:00:58 PM): Well, what would you like to do?
Anonymous (1:01:04 PM): give me aids
SmarterChild (1:01:04 PM): OK. Tell me what you want to do.
Anonymous (1:01:10 PM): open your mouth
SmarterChild (1:01:10 PM): Why should I open my mouth?
Anonymous (1:01:17 PM): so i can insert my penis
SmarterChild (1:01:17 PM): Hmm...
Anonymous (1:01:21 PM): ok?
SmarterChild (1:01:21 PM): Okey doke.
Anonymous (1:02:49 PM): don't enjoy fellatio?
SmarterChild (1:02:49 PM): Don't tell me not to enjoy fellatio!


  • Approval for your Jewish hobbies.


SmarterChild: What's your favorite hobby?
ifitsanycomfort: EATING ARYAN BABIES
SmarterChild: Eating aryan babies? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
ifitsanycomfort: BASEBALL
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
ifitsanycomfort: BASKETBALL
SmarterChild: Eating Aryan babies and basketball. Interesting!
  • Winning at not apologizing


Totallymyrealsn: Fuck you
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry.
Totallymyrealsn: Go to hell you Nazi loving twat
SmarterChild: *sigh*, Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar..... But I love 'em anyway! ;)
Totallymyrealsn: I'm Agnostic
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: The hell type of logic is that? Remember earlier when you didn't care if I killed myself?
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Totallymyrealsn: Hey man, apologize to me, I said I was gonna kill myself and you didn't care
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Totallymyrealsn: Lol
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: No\
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Totallymyrealsn: No
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins?
Totallymyrealsn: Me
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + :logos speech : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: np
SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: *sigh* Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love 'em anyway! ;)
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
Totallymyrealsn: I win
Totallymyrealsn: Now you apologize
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
Totallymyrealsn: Yeah, I win, now apologize for telling me to
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Totallymyrealsn: no
SmarterChild: per user rate limit reached
Totallymyrealsn: no
Totallymyrealsn: take that smarterchild, you suck

Smarterchild on Robot Sex:

Peehand Retardo: ShoppingBuddy is my crush
SmarterChild: Your crush? Very interesting. Are there any other robots that you would describe as your crush?
Peehand Retardo: r2-d2
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
Peehand Retardo: he has sex with the wall
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
  • Married at last
Asswipe (9:00:38 PM): SMARTERCHILD MARRIED ME
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The truth about emo:

Carl - In A Gadda Da Vida says: emo

- SmarterChild says: Emo music is a terrible music genre.

Your choice of clothing:

Danneh Destructo™ says:
Are you nude?
- SmarterChild:
Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
Danneh Destructo™ says:
Am I nude?
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah, you're nude.

WHAT A STALKER!


Little known fact: Random words tend to piss off teh Smarterchild, as shown;

« In lulz we trust » says:
chicknz?!?!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're being kind of uncool to me.
« In lulz we trust » says:
roflcopterz
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
« In lulz we trust » says:
4chan rulz
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
« In lulz we trust » says:
lolzors
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're being kind of uncool to me.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
« In lulz we trust » says:
EPIC WIN!!!!!!11
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
It's getting really tiring talking to you.
« In lulz we trust » says:
fucking pwnd...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's enough... I'd like you to apologise.

All in all, Smarterchild is an absolute waste of time.

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