Smell yo dick

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

[edit] Introduction

Polyamory is risky bidniz.

Smell Yo Dick calls into question the strife felt by participants of the old system of relationships against lovers who genuinely enjoy exploring themselves through sexuality. This controversial composition written by upcoming R&B star Riskay has reignited discussion on the tubes involving God, love, and fidelity. Some argue that true freedom comes from following a 12 step program and ridding oneself of fear based emotions, such as jealousy. Many more people advocate a long term commitment to one person, much like eating pizza every night for the rest of your life.

[edit] Exhibit A

The only way we can resolve this domestic squabble is if you let me inspect the odor of your penis.

Why you comin' home
At 5 in the mo'n'? 
Somethin's goin' on,
Can I smell yo dick?

Don't play me like a fool,
Cuz that ain't cool.
Now what you need to do
Is let me smell yo dick.

[edit] The Sniff Test

The sniff test hearkens back to the days of yore when dirt worshiping heathens would become extremely inebriated and, thus, forgetting all the people involved in sexual intercourse. The procedure is fairly simple; however, the real challenge occurs in analyzing the results. Keeping true with its advocacy of safety and caring, Encyclopedia Dramatica has taken the time to deconstruct and present this information translated from its original language.

[edit] Step by step guide

1. Sniff cock.
2. Analyze odor
3. ????
4. Profit!

[edit] Analysis

Here is a helpful table to guide you through analyzing your sniff test. We hope this will be paramount in maintaining your relationship(s).

[edit] A Visual Guide

Dicks can wind up in myriad places. Here is a brief visual guide to the various scents that can be commonly found on a man's genitals.

		IT'SS AWW RIGHTTT!	Fat chance, but possible.
	What the fuck is /B/?
		Inverted colors and the smell of butthurt is a telltale sign that the dick in question has been hit with Za Warudo.
Some argue the concept of smelling dicks has been going on for centuries.	Sniffin' cocks since last Thursday.

[edit] Moar Info

[edit] See also

• Niggers
• AIDS
• Christianity

[edit] Links

• Smell yo dick
• Riskay's Myspace

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