Snafu comics
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Snafu comics is a webcomic website, where all the webcomic wanna be outcasts congregate together and post their shit for webcomic fanbois to fap to. There's something for everyone!!
All of these leet wannabe-mangaka also have DeviantART accounts, and thus provide much faggatory as a result.
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Dave
"Dave is the Writer/Artist of Snafu-Comics and TIN: The Incompetent Ninja. Dave is the Webmaster of this site so all website concerns, forum problems, link exchanges, Fan Art, or any other questions please e-mail Dave. E-mail:dave@snafu-comics.com"
| —Dave - Lying to get hopefuls to click his link |
| —Dave - giving advice on getting a job |
Dave is prolly the least talented person on his own website which leads us to believe that he is hiding behind his wall of OMG POPULARZ artists to gain popularity for himself.
Awesome, now we know:
His name
Where he lives -lives in Fresno now with a mormon
REAL gender
and
How to kill him.
Snafu-Comics
Supposedly the head-honcho OMGFUNNI comic of the website. Fans are obviously blinded by the occasional chuckle you can gain from the masses of homosexual themed comics.
 DURRRRRRRRRRP. Dave is a sonic fanboi |
 Dave doesn't support teh gheys, he only liked the movie! |
 Proof Dave is teh gheys. |
 Dave admits to his small penis |
 Dave uses other fandoms to admit to his small penis, fanbase and vocabulary. |
 Dave admits to being an emo with no penis |
TIN: The Incompetent Ninja
"I'm trying to figure out some kind of super simple stylistic look for this comic to make it quickly. I think I almost have a good method down but not quite. Anyhoo enjoy the comic."
Further demonstrates Dave's lack of art skillz and unfunny nature.
If only he took his own advice when 'It Began':
Bleedman
"Bleedman is the Writer/Artist of the PowerPuff Girls Doujinshi, Grim Tales From Down Below, and King of Fighters 2001 Doujinshi. E-mail:bleedman@snafu-comics.com"
See Bleedman for all lulzy details on this pedo doujin artist.
Grim Tales
Grim Tales is based off of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. The comic is decent, has a few lulz here and there,a child molester getting hes hand chopped off, and incest.
Grim - we all know who the grim reaper is. he is married to mandy (shes over 20 you loli lovers).
Mandy - is married to grim. Grim is over 9000 years old.
MiniMandy - shakespeare fangirl, is in love with her brother and is daughter of grim and mandy. if your wondering how this happened, look up abortion.
Grim Jr - aborted as well. not as smitten with his sister. They had to make out in order to lift some spell this dude made.
Endling
"Endling is the Writer/Artist of Ever After. E-mail:endling@snafu-comics.com
Endling is the fucked up emo of the gang, making fellow emos 'smile'. One of Endlings' more curious characteristics is that he thinks he is a negro. Also, according to his latest journal, he has diverticulitis which makes him literally 'full of shit'. Unlike his pal Dave, Endling has somewhat a knack for drawing. It's a shame he's not the sharpest doorknob in the bunch.
Ever After
Ever After is a Steampunk comic that Endling has trouble being consistent with and has 10 fucking pages of pointless intermission that Dave uses to whore out Bleedman.
| —~Endling - Making up excuses for not being able to draw the same thing twice |
Herms
"Herms is the Writer/Artist of Sticky Floors. E-mail:herms@snafu-comics.com"
Herms is the resident otaku having drawn fanart for 95% of fandoms. A primary way to be a typical fan is to scream out that you saw him at 'Otakon' or have bought something off him. Not to be confused with multiple hermaphrodites.
Herms is also the Artist for the Sonic Comic series comic #186.
Sticky Floors
A go nowhere comic staring Herms' characters. His style reminds us of snapesnogger due to a lack of noses. Most of his comics are only amusing for revealing how much of a pervert he is, otherwise they have a TL;DR quality.
It is also a know fact that mistaking Herms for Bleedman will result into another TL;DR comic, and a Wall'o text to match. We're glad to know that we aren't the only ones who know Bleedman as the sick fuck he is. Although sauces say Herms is heading up the road himself.
Not to mention.....
Happy
"Happy is the Writer/Artist of Invader Zim: Manifest Doom. E-mail:happy@snafu-comics.com"
| —~Krusnik007 - doesn't like crits. |
Happy is yet another emo tard who could possibly have talent did she not waste it on Invader Zim bullshit. It's a given that she doesn't have much brains either.
Invader Zim: Manifest Doom
Happy spiraled into depression when people started to think that Bleedman made this comic. If we were her, we would be glad to pwn off the responsibility for what we know is just another fandom rape. The blurbs to each installment of this thriller are truly awe inspiring and well thought out.
| —~Happy - Showing off her vocab |
yet she claims it's everyone else who has the simple mind.
Update:
The great Bleedman has recently created a poll on deviantart, the title being: "I wanna try workin on a page of a different snafu title, but which one?"
Most fans couldn't help but click on the "Invader Zim Manifest Doom" button, and the pedo is currently planning on continuing this comic. Of course, the happiness is killed by one problem. Bleedman still needs Happy's permission. Raise your hand if you think Happy will like this.
Hopefully some lulz will come of this.
G-O
| Warning!: Don't leave your kids with this man |
"G-O is the Writer/Artist of Training Wheels. E-mail:go@snafu-comics.com"
| —~G-O - Is a sick weeaboo fucktard |
Giovanny Hernandez is a 22 year old pedo who enjoys fandom rape and whoring himself out. Proof of all three of these claims can be found on his 'guest appearance' in the equally as shitty furry webcomic site VGcats. He also appears to be part of the 100% of deviants who are 'A Graphic Designer/Illustrator'
Training Wheels
G-O has the uncanny style to make everything he draws look like little children. It should also be a trade mark quality of his that everything he draws is so unfunny it hurts
Obviously, his favorite sources of inspiration are little boys, Yu-Gi-Oh and Dave, which are coincidentally the three things he faps to each night.
Stan
"Stan is the Writer/Artist of Titan Sphere. E-mail:stan@snafu-comics.com"
Stan is probably the least popular of the group, which is a mystery considering he is such an awesome mangaka!!!. He claims to be mid 20's, but if we had to take a stab, we would say he was 5.
at least he has the confidence to be that far up his own ass. Growing fanbase? Where in hell?
Titan Sphere
Dinner plate eyes. Generic story. A totally killer title. Mary sue characters. ZOMGBOOBIES!!!!. What else does a totally 1337 manga need?
We warn you now, if you ever brave the depths of this comic, be warned that Stan has not heard of image re-size, and all his comics are fucking massive. We think he's compensating for something. You also have to be aware that although his drawings are of a certain standard, that he is an illiterate dumb fuck that cannot write something readable, let alone moving.
BlueFox & Technotroll
devianTART account (Technotroll)
"Bluefox is the Artist of Forgotten Tower and the Writer/Artist for Soul Frontier. E-mail:bluefox@snafu-comics.com"
"Technotroll is the Writer of Forgotten Tower. E-mail:technotroll@snafu-comics.com"
The n00bs of the Snafu-comics world.
BlueFox is:
- A furry
- A girl (we think)
- A weaboo
- An Attention whore
Technotroll is:
- Self obsessed
- Talentless
- A moocher
- A cam whore
Forgotten Tower
All Technotroll does on Snafu comics is write for this one piece of trash, giving proof that he is unfunny. BlueFox, obviously having the mental capacity of a teaspoon, adapts his shit to her Mary-sue characters. They're the unbeatable team!
Soul Frontier
An instant fail. BlueFox did this comic all by her self! What a champ! You would have to be blind to not be able to see every character in this comic has been copied from elsewhere, not to mention the drawing style thieving from Kingdom Hearts and Bleedman combined. She never has anything to say about her submissions, once again showing her excellent way with words!
Try and guess which ones are the guys. Also note the subliminal plugging of Bleedman's comic. Lulz.
Alex Pardee
Shockingly, it would appear Alex Pardee does not have a Deviantart, and is actually a professional artist. He is only on Snafu because he's butt-buddies with Dan. Even the artists who rip off him do better art. [1]
| —He later went on the wear the head of the pig he had ate. I wish I were joking. |
Bunnywith
This is a comic where the punchline is exactly the same in every single comic.
A common re-occurring theme in the comics is bunny's penis, proving that Alex is a massive furry.
 LOL DONGS |
 More delicious bunny cock. |
 Notice how its just the bunny's body and cock |
 The only female bunny in the comic. |
 Goodbye childhood, hello fetish furry porn. |
 FRIENDS FOREVER |
On top of that, his comics feature bunnies receiving anal rape [2], bunnies with vomiting ears [3], bunnies with anus-mouths [4], bunnies ripping of Sticky floors [5], bunnies shitting gay rainbows [6], dickgirl bunnies [7], and plenty more of this humour.
| —His_Last_Chance, QFT |
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