SnowVhite
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
SnowVhite, AKA Veronica Boehm, is an Internet tough guy that frequents YouTube, DeviantArt, LiveJournal, MySpace, and just about any other attention whore site you can think of. SnowVhite is a washed-up high school dropout who is in her mid-thirties, addicted to Zoloft, and living off of SSI checks. In order to make up for her failures in life she trolls the interbutts in hopes of e-fame. Veronica also likes to claim 4chan, and has stated on several occasions that she does indeed have a "personal army". SnowWhite is also somewhat notable for helping create the Legion of Noway; a tragically failed group much like "Team Loosh", or the YouTube Street Team.
[edit] DevianTARTlet
Snow is suffering from, among other things, an extreme case of unwarranted self importance. Data mining on Ms. Boehm has revealed that she has even gone so far as to save shit she's written in high school, only to post it on DeviantArt at a later date. Shitty fan poetry about the movie "Se7en" can also be found on the same account. Her uncanny ability to focus all of her artistic energies to equal the talent of any 4th grader is indeed impressive, to say the least.
Since this is one of her few pages on the internet that's NOT baleeted, it is VITALLY important that you head to her DeviantART page and troll the shit out of it for massive lulz. Troll art is also acceptable.
[edit] LiveJournal
Snow's LJ is pleasant little bitchfest covering slightly less than two months of her life as an Internet hobo. She pisses and moans about anything and everything, from her ex-husband taking care of her kids, to her SSI counsellor not giving her the check fast enough.
Have a look:
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| —SnowVhite, paying her bills at 30 years old |
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[edit] Internet Disease
Like most creatures of the social networking sites, SnowVhite has a severe case of Internet disease, particularly the photomanip strain. In addition to this, Snow may be affected by otherkinism, as she has implied on several sites that she's a "vampire". There is some possible truth to her claims, considering that the only time she will go down on another woman is when her partner victim happens to be menstruating. (Ooh, spooky shit indeed).
 What you see. |
 What you get. |
 Zomg!... ur a hawt vampire angel! |
 Oh noes!... ur just a Zoloft addict in blue camo!! |
[edit] A Fistfull of Paxil
Fucking up your life is hard work. It's not easy abandoning three children, feigning illness to stay on Social Security, and juggling a hectic Internet schedule on top of that. When the going gets tough, the tough get loaded. At any given moment of the day or night, Veronica is filled with enough pharmaceuticals to kill an elephant. Here's a partial list of her daily dosages:
- Paxil 30mg x1
- Ranitidine 300mg x2
- Stratera 40mg x1
- Ativan 1mg x2
- Trazadone 50mg x2
- Vicodin 750mg x2
- Salsalate 500mg x6
- Advair - as needed
- Albuterol - as needed
[edit] How To Talk Like SnowVhite
Since her RL is rather boring and uneventful, Veronica feels the need to try and make herself seem cool and interesting. To accomplish this, she's developed her own manner of speaking. It's not very difficult, and if you have the desire to sound like the new autistic kid on the short bus, you can do it too. Here are a few random samples of Snowspeak:
- chirrenz - Means "children", as in the ones she abandoned.
- ayuh - Means "call 911, I'm ODing on barbiturates, and have just swallowed my tongue".
- It's on like Donkey King! - Means "won't you fight my battles for me?"
- bowlshit - Means "someone was in the right, and it wasn't me".
- fambly - This is pronounced properly by popping a fistfull of painkillers, and saying "family".
[edit] Internet Hooker
Although Veronica is married IRL, that still doesn't stop her from pursuing a variety of online affairs on the webbernets. Her current favorite hook-up spot has been YouTube. In her relatively short stay there, she's managed to get jiggy with Barmer479, Darren, the Flockless Shepherd, and TheSockDetective. Her husband, Kenny Boehm (AKA Ejay Nazrat), appears to be quite supportive of the whole thing.
Recently a collection of very revealing photos have surfaced showing Veronica doing what she does best, being a cheap whore. These photos are rumored to have appeared on a pron site somewhere, but since that rumor was started by Veronica herself, it can be safely assumed that the whole tale was complete bullshit.
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 just in case she forgets her own name |
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 ...and it's not your husband's flavor |
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 "ayuhh fambly, dis iz were da chirrenz come frum" |
 "I got your chin!" |
[edit] Butthurt
Like most attention whores, TOW admins, uppity minorities, and other scum of teh internets, Snow is not very happy about her article here on ED. Dissing the authors as "4chan failtards", she makes it perfectly clear that her e-romance with TheSockDetective is indeed very real, especially since he's only four states away.
At this moment Snow is feverishly trying to remember all of her old passwords so she can successfully DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.
[edit] A Message to SnowVhite
Last Thursday, a /b/tard sent Snow a message on Youtube, mostly trying to gain her trust and help her out. Posing as a stranger willing to help, we all hope that she will take this stranger's advice and follow what he has to say.
| —Anonymous, Anonymous' reduced message to Snow. |
We all hope that this will result in many lulz.
[edit] Her One Friend
Her bestest friend in the whole wide world is perhaps an even bigger loser than herself... literally. Being a living pile of shit, Denise has a lot in common with her. She also doesn't have custody of her three daughters -- Amanda, Lyndsey, and Sierra -- which probably has something to do with whatever made nearly her entire family hate her. Denise's third and current husband is a crack-smoking felon who makes about $400 a month polishing cars. She is so pathetic that her kids have often had to go without presents for Christmas and birthdays because there are more important things to spend the family finances on. Denise is perhaps the only person in the world who could take Veronica in a pill-eating contest, her favorites being Valium, Percocet, and Xanax.
If you would like to rent SnowVhite, for an evening, weekend, or longer, you can contact Denise via her blog linked at the top of this page. Denise has been hooking men up with her BFF's cha-cha for over 20 years now, and would love to get the opportunity to hook her up with you too. Prior engagements may limit availability. Should the transaction occur in Nevada, all fees and any applicable sales tax will be due upon receipt.
[edit] The Metalflakes Incident
Metalflakes, Veronica's favorite forum, was recently hacked, throwing further turmoil into her already tenuous existence. Veronica has previously stated on several occasions that "Yahweh can't hack shit". Based on the validity of that statement, it can only be assumed that this is the work of the new rogue faction of Young Tubers United. The YTU have recently acquired h4x via furry hacker anmoose and laid waste to the account of ebunn1 on YouTube, a mentally disabled vlogger, all in the name of "restoring Jesari".
[edit] Public Reactions To SnowVhite's Article
Since this article was posted, there's been a huge response from the public at large. Here's just a few of the reactions Snow has received on her DevianTART account:
| —LeadTheWay |
| —GenitalSniper |
| —Darkfeet |
| —*kireiaoshinari00 |
| —Asuruga |
| —MacThurston |
| —Asuruga |
[edit] Gallery
 You'd best gimme my SSI bitch, or I will be castin' some spells up in this motherfucker! |
 Please tell me it's poisoned. |
 Her profile on "camchatting.com" |
 Don't ask me for jack sit! |
 Bitches don't know bout my hotline to Satan. Then again, maybe they do. |
 It's hard to look like a bad ass in pastel yellow. |
 "i love this little pill which makes everything smooth when i need to be smooth" |
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 "i went 2 weeks without it i was a raging lunatic and i wanted to kill myself" |
 SnowVhite in Teh 80's |
 Snows kids are happy now that they have a brand new mommy that doesn't pop pills or whore herself out online. |
 "Hi Veronica...I'm also a nudist. I don't go nude with children around. I just do it at home." |
 The email that finally got Barmer479 some tail. |
[edit] SnowVhite III: Revenge of The Slut
Veronica, riddled with butthurt, returned to YouTube in March of 2008 to exact her revenge on ED and the YTYC. She set up the accounts xEmoTronx and xNoNameNeededx in an effort to stir shit up. When her plan failed, and found that noone cared, she embarked on Plan B, Doxing the YTYC. After meticulously datamining them, and spending countless nights strung out on speed, she arrived at a conclusion that would rattle the very foundations of Youtube itself: that YTYC member Kitty is in fact old shool bantownian Hepkitten. Can you say lollercaust?
After realizing that she had completely screwed the pooch, Snow deleted her accounts in what would now be the third dramatic double-suicide of Socko and Snow. lewl.
[edit] SnowVhite's Accounts
Active Accounts
- SnowVhite's DeviantArt
- SnowVhite's Flixster
- SnowVhite's SiteSpaces - a MySpace ripoff
- SnowVhite's favorite metal forum *OMG HAX*
- "Changing My Life" Snow's BFF's Blog
- SnowVhite's "Nazrat" Photobucket
- SnowVhite's Flickr
- SnowVhite's new MySpace - now set to "private"
- SnowVhite's new Orfay - oh exploitable!
Baleeted Accounts
- SnowVhite's LJ
- SnowVhite's geocities
- SnowVhite's YouTube
- SnowVhite's MySpace
- SnowVhite's Orfay
- SnowVhite's new YouTube: xVanished101x
- SnowVhite's Webshots photo album
Email Accounts
- kv_boehm@hotmail.com
- snowvhitev@yahoo.com
- snowlovesmoby@hotmail.com
[edit] Related Articles
- YouTube Yahweh Clan
- Legion of Noway
- Whore
- Do not want
- Drugs
- Welfare
- Internets
- Dying Alone
- Asking For It
- System32
- Internet Tough Guy
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