So i herd u liek mudkip
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So you claim to like mudkipz? This is very bad because mudkipz are what brought aids into our pools, not the negros as they can't even swim. Loving mudkipz will also result in you becoming cancerous with aids. You are an unholy anime cockmongler with a penchant for that fag-out of a Pokemon. Spawned from a DeviantArt comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person's apparent like of Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.
It eventually spawned a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan's /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking "So i herd u liek mudkips" to some retard who screams back "I LUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS!" This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.
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[edit] The Copypasta
One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."
"Well uh would you fuck a mudki-"
"OF COURSE.
" happen to have a Mudkips here, and."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
[edit] Hitler and the Mudkip
When Hitler took the reign in Germany he promised the German people the Endsieg. For this he used MUDKIPZ! When Hitler finally commited suicide he also took with him his cousin/wife and even his dog, but he couldn't bring himself to kill his belieked Mudkipz. You really have to admire a man with so much liek for mudkipz yet so much hatred for the jews.
[edit] Wikipedian Resistance
Many TOW fanbois are severely butthurt over the continued growth in Mudkips' loev. To them, the Mudkip Pokemon is not notable as a meme or otherwise, and neither is any information about the most famous and beloved Pokemon.
A wannabe admin called Apostrophe (or ' as he prefers to be called since he's to kewl for skewl) is the self-appointed guardian of all thing Pokemon on TOW. It will revert any attempt to inject lulz into an otherwise tragically uninteresting topic and has claimed that "memes are never notable" in edit summaries when removing such things as the delicious Mudkips copypasta and related macros. So sensitive is this Miltopian faggot that he frequently lashes out like a widdle baby with a poopy nappy when he finds evidence of Mudkips liek on TOW and once threatened to report a member of Mudkips Nation to Mongo for WP:No Personal Attacks during a Talk page flame war over Mudkips. His user page on TOW. It is not protected, so is easy to troll. In addition, the wikipedia bigshots TheBilly and MelicansMatkin also still resist the power of Mudkip. They thus deserve to be tormented, though in some cases, a TOW account must first be made. ({;})
You can help Mudkips receive the lulz they so justly deserve!
- If you have a longstanding account on wikipedia, you might want to visit the Mudkip article and add something positive to it! As part of the continued struggle to keep Mudkip-related "faggotry" away, your account must be older than 4 days and you must have made more than 10 edits. Make sure to use the word "liek" everywhere, even in the summary of edits that is never shown on the main page, and you will most surely be reverted. Let the drama and lulz ensue.
- There is also the Axolotl article on TOW. If it has been vandalized to remove Mudkipz references, please revert to this version for great justice.
- You can also can try the Mudskipper page here or the Axolotl page here.Plz trash the fuck out them, with "So I Herd You Liek Mudkips" in random areas, repeatedly.
They can take away our contribs, but they will nevar take our MUDKIPZ!
New wikipedia article about mudkip-never mind the newfags at wikipedia deleted it and replaced it
[edit] IRL Mudkips
The "GFP546 Axolotl" (Moar liek GFP546 Axololtl amirite?) is now available. If that sounds complicated then don't worry, its because Mudkip Science is Serious business. Basically what it means to you and me is that it's a Mudkip without the all important head-fin. What good is that, you might ask? Well, scientists at a lab secretly funded by Nintendo are hard at work perfecting the ectopic dorsal fin. Ectopic as in "In the wrong spot" and "Dorsal fin" as in Lizard Mohawk. Do the math folks: Axolotl + Ectopic Dorsal Headfin = IRL MUDKIP, FUCK YEAH! Oh yeah, it will probably glow in the dark if you shine an ultraviolet LED on it, which also rocks.
[edit] Pray for Mudkips
A fellow mudkip lover called into 99.5 KKLA to have them say a prayer for our little friend!
Do it for the lulz. Do it for teh mudkipz :(
[edit] Vote for Mudkip
STEPS:
1. Go here
2. Vote for Mudkip
3. Delete All your Cookies
4. Vote for Mudkip Again
5. Make yourself a sammich
6. Repeat steps 3 and 4
7. ????
8. PROFIT
NOTE: Due to Fail, and Tubes, after voting Over 9000 times, it asks you to login. Wait 5 or 10 minutes, time to fap.
[edit] Mudkip Videos
Mudkip: The Insane Edition(The Original Kip Roll)
Moar Mudkipz
- The Most Epic Prank Call Ever. Mudkip Vs Animal Control Center: Animal Poison Control Center Thinks we were dying from mudkip bites
- The most epic Mudkip
- Chocolate Rain Mudkipz: Mudkips singing Tay Zonday's Chocolate Rain
- Mudkipz sing Obsession, but this time in Stereo: Mudkips singing Animotion's Obsession
- AMV Hell 4: Do You Like Mudkips?
- i herd u liek mudkipz: Psychedelic flashing mudkip
- Sing for Mudkips: If you cant sing, maek delicious mp3 of it and put it on your iPoop
- 13 year old boys and their Mudkips Guest appearance by Shoop
- Mudkipzproepagnda: Music video containing Mudkipzpropagamdaz at 0.52, 1.30 and moar
- Inner Mudkips??
- DANCING MUDKIPZ
- Spartan Mudkipz
- Mudkipz Spartan
- Mudkipz created on Spore Creature Creator
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