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This page has potential but it needs a lot of work. It could benefit from moar lulz.. Discuss edits that might add to the lulz on this article's talk page.

As of now, you might be asking yourself, "what the fuck is this that I am looking at?"

Sofyuchiha9 is a weeaboo TARTlet Narutard of extreme proportions and pedophile leanings, suffering from massive unwarranted self-importance. Her character is a Mary sue named Sofy Uchiha and according to her, she and Sasuke are married and have millions of mutant dog babies. In her comments, she speaks as if she were RPing, resulting in lulz. Disturbingly enough, she might be so delusional to actually believe she is Sasuke's wife.

1 Art and Mary sue-ism
- 1.1 Gallery of Failure
2 Sofy on Jewtube
3 Sofy, the literary genius
4 Fangirl Bitchfights
5 Fanart
6 External Links

[edit] Art and Mary sue-ism

Sofyuchiha9 in living color!

Her "art" either consists of her Mary sue and Sasuke, one of her friends' Mary sues with their victim Naruto character of choice, or fanart of that shitty horse movie Spirit. She often claims that her art is not copied or traced, but that would seem to bring up some suspicion, amirite?

lol pwned.

SHE'S NOT A LOSER GUISE, SERIOUSLY.

Someone needs to raid this chick. LYKE NOAW.

Her most readily-identifiable Mary sue is the mutant freak of genetics known as Sofy Uchiha, host of the ten tailed beast!!!1111!1 This fugly creature dwells in the vast and terrible land of photoshop rape and vomits forth horrible mutant babies, sired by her underage lover, Sasuke of Naruto fame.

Note well that he belongs to her and she'll shit bricks when other fangirls try to claim his fictional virgin ass.

She has made a couple fanclubs for her retarded pairing. This is the current one with around 21 fucking members. LOLWUT? In the end sofy is the most saddeast human being alive.lulz.

[edit] Gallery of Failure

Mary sue reference sheet.	What.(the fuck).	Thrilling conclusion coming to a Quizilla near you! (Because the dumb bitch is too retarded to use Fanfiction.net.)	Wouldn't be surprised if this was traced.
Cue complete lack of surprise!	Apparently Sofy is very muscular.	Yes, she owns those clothes.	-GASP- The ten tailed beast!111!
This is reeeally fucking confusing now.	Like there is a fucking diffrence.

[edit] Sofy on Jewtube

Even Naruto doesn't believe this shit.

Not too surprisingly, Sofy has a Youtube account as well. Her only video is of her abusing the Japanese language and spazzing out over Naruto manga while eating disgusting school lunch food at the Rejects table at school. Try not to cry.

[edit] Sofy, the literary genius

Here is a part of the thrilling novel, "Sofy in Labor".

“	Everyone was quiet, wondering what's going on.* Sakura: What's wrong with her?! Tsunade: She' going into labor. Everyone sat around as Sakura told them whats happening, they were in awe and a poor-Sofy look on their face* Sofy: starts to scream in pain and is clenching Sasuke's shirt I hate you you bitch! Time passes by, unknown to her she'll be in shock. She then delivers a baby girl.* Sasuke and Sofy:cuddle with their baby girl and Narusuke and Konnichi were in the room as well Narusuke and Konnichi: m-mommy? Sasuke: Don't worry mom will be ok, lets go play with the others! takes them into the office and starts to play with the older gennins. Sasuke then her Sofy screaming his name* Sasuke: Yes? Whats wrong Sofy: I think...I f-feel-She starts to groan again I don't think I'm d-done y-ET! clenches her stomach Get it to stop!gets a bit teary Sofy then delivers baby boy* Ohh Sasuke... they are so beautiful... She rubs her head against sasuke's chest...Ilove you, but hate you. That hurts like hell! TT______TT Tsunade: Sofy... I think you might have one more... Sasuke and Sofy: Are you joking?!OO Then as Sofy became calmer...the contractions started again..but his seemed longer...for about 15 minutes the last baby was born...it was a boy... Sasuke: ets name the girl Suka...and one of the 2nd baby boy...uhh-Skotamaru and the last born boy... Sofy though for a moment* Sofy: To-TOMA! thats it! after my brother, and my alias i used to train with that ugly whorey snake dude! Sasuke and Sofy agreed. The others come in after about half an hour when the twins were born. They all awed as the newborns cried*	„
—Sofyuchiha9