Somalia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Somalia is a country in Africa which has enjoyed anarchy for the past several years, with predictably fantastic results including an average life expectancy of 48. This is hardly surprising though, as the country had been controlled by communist fucktards previously. The nation's exports include hides, charcoal, and scrap metal. The official national pastimes are violence and goat herding, though a recent referendum suggested that rape should also be included. The referendum was struck down on the grounds that the most popular form of rape in the area was already implied by the reference to goatherding. As Somalia has no government, it is the Libertarians favorite country and what they want the world to be like. Mujahideen are currently fucking liberating it, be sure to search on Liveleak for death and lulz.
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[edit] Currency
Between 1995 and 1999 the Somalis underwent a gradual transformation of their currency from the Pint of Santorum (5,000 per US dollar) to the more recent Well-Sized Log of Shit (2,620 per US dollar). For several months hopes were high that the much-anticipated Polished Cow Turd would go into circulation as the new official currency, but, upon (accurate) consideration that the economy would collapse under the strain of mass-producing such a volume of a luxury item, the Used Square of Toilet Paper (11,000 per US dollar) was instead adopted in 2000.
Even the CIA does not have more recent information on this topic, and have pointed out the difficulty of obtaining further information in press statements bemoaning the fact that, along with their gibberish (depicted in the above diagram) being incomprehensible, "they can't fucking write."
[edit] Other lulz
Much of the country was recently pwned by Arabs. This was a major setback to U.S.-backed counter-terrorism efforts and caused President Bush to cry and demand that Dick Cheney fetch his blankie now.
[edit] Entertainment
The well developed Somalian computer game industry has launched several smash hits such as:
[edit] How to get 100 Somalis into a phone booth
- Throw a bean in.
[edit] See Also
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