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SonicStarH

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Only known photo of SonicStarH

SonicStarH's very original fancharacter, a Sonic Care Bear.

Originality just spews from his vagina

If you're not drawing furries without pants then you're doing it wrong.

SonicStarH whines about how he can't draw, and nobody cares enough to reply

Another unretarded devianTARTlet critisizes SonicStarH's shitty writing skills. Rather than declaring DEFCON 1 SonicStar simply blocked the comment the moment he saw it.

SonicStarH is a bratty little DevianTARTlet who is a complete dramallama, is obsessed with a variety of children's cartoons to the point of creepiness (despite being at least 19), writes the greatest crossover fanfics in all existence, and thinks that all furries should be all naked all the time. He also never shuts the fuck up, and some argue that his rants are some of the most inane things to be found on teh intarwebz.

1 Care Bears + Sonic the Hedgehog + Klonoa + Kingdom Hearts + Dragon Ball Z= INSTANT GREAT
2 Take off your pants. NOW.
3 Care Bears is serious! It's not some kiddy thing!!
4 Fight teh drama!!
- 4.1 NOT A PERVERT!!!
- 4.2 I HATE EVERYONE!!!
5 See Also
6 External Links

[edit] Care Bears + Sonic the Hedgehog + Klonoa + Kingdom Hearts + Dragon Ball Z= INSTANT GREAT

As a valued member of DevianTART, SonicStarH mostly posts screenshots of his backgound, as though he seriously expects people will be interested. It would perhaps be better for the internets if that was all he clogged the tubes with, because the other shit he has in his gallery is retarded beyond imagining.

Some idiots post fucktarded fanfictions on the internets. Some even bigger idiots post fucktarded crossover fanfictions on the internets. SonicStarH, as if trying to win the internet special olympics in the event of fanfictioning, posts fucktarded crossover fanfictions on the internets with as many different fandoms and as flimsy a storyline as he could possibly handle. Looking through his wide stash of idiodic fanfiction, it seems that he would surely have to be trying to post such literary poison.

He posts such masterpieces as "Sonic Star: The Darkest Heart of All" (shitty self-insertion sonic fanfiction), "Darkness Falls" (some sort of crossover that is described as "Note: Sonic is wearing clothes, but he'll eventually strip them off later. So does Klonoa and Evil/Shadow Klonoa.") and "A Giant Accident" (apart from the obvious SonicStarH is A Giant Accident joke, this fanfic is entirely about how furries should always be naked).

[edit] Take off your pants. NOW.

That being said, he posts one helluva lot of "literature" about how it's WRONG that Klonoa (some furry from some furry game) wears clothes. See here, here, here and probably on every other fanfic he's submitted that has any furries in it whatsoever. Note: Do not click on those links if you value your brain.

This is fucked up enough on its own, but SonicStarH is a true DevianTARTlet, and does not do things half-assed. He has also posted at least 100 journals about how it is bad and wrong and bad for furries to wear clothing. In his own words here, and when some sexual deviant posted him some naked Klonoa, he promptly bitched about how it is also very wrong and bad for animu characters (Klonoa is a furry animu. Best of both worlds!!!1) to have scrawny necks [2]

But then we already knew DevianTARTlets are whiny little fucks. As well as posting this many stupid pointless rants about a subject that is somewhat perverted and that nobody cares about, he felt the neccessity to create another DevianTART account for him to rant about it and pretend like other people agree with him under the front of a Sonic/Klonoa crossover club. Warning: TL;DR

[edit] Care Bears is serious! It's not some kiddy thing!!

One could write many long paragraphs about why being obsessed with "Care Bears" (shitty furry cartoon from the '80s) is only acceptable behaviour in retards, and that by extension SonicStarH is a retard, but really the shit he posts on the subject speaks for itself.

" The first two [care bears]] movies are serious. They have an actual plot, and its not all kiddy as you might think. (Well, except for some scenes here and there.) Lets say for example: Dark Heart from the 2nd movie. If he succeeded in destroying the CB, he would eventually put the world in a state of uncaring, which would mean constant hate and even spark a war.

Do you obviously think my fics are just "Sonic toying with the CB in a kiddy way"? If that's so, then you're dead wrong. I don't write fics like that. It would be too pointless.

So if you have something rude and hateful to say about me liking CB, get on AIM or MSN and say it right in my face. I will gladly ignore you.

And that's my rant. Sorry if I offended anyone."[3]

This is very serious business to him. So much so that he even posts tl;dr rants about it on pictures of his desktop [4]

[edit] Fight teh drama!!

SonicStarH, as is clear from their immensely stupid ramblings, is full of unwarrented self-importance. The fun thing about people in this state is that they take the internets very seriously.

[edit] NOT A PERVERT!!!

It has been rumoured that SonicStarH has engaged in e-combat with surprisingly unretarded DevianTARTlet Phil--K, a hardened veteran from his campaigns against fanchildren and emos (lol, lol, lol and lol). Rumors has it that Phil--K called SonicStarH perverted because of the whole "Furries should nevar wear pants!!!1" deal, but sadly no evidence has yet surfaced about this. That's okay though because hearsay is acceptable evidence in e-court.

The "negative comment"!! Posted in response to a journal posted in Dec '06 about how Dragon Ball Z and Sonic the Hedgehog are liek stealing each others ideas or something!! [1]

[edit] I HATE EVERYONE!!!

An Encyclopedia Dramatica editor was lucky enough to snag this helpful piece of chatlogged DRAMA. As we see, SonicStarH is a serious internet tough guy.

Session Start (xxx@xxx:Klonoa443 / Sonic Star Hedgehog>): Sun Dec 10 14:41:22 2006 
Klonoa443 / Sonic Star Hedgehog>: Is this deviant another Snarker? http://lilandra-surge.deviantart.com/ 
*** Auto-response sent to Klonoa443 / Sonic Star Hedgehog>: I am on the telephone :B 
Marie: she is my best friend :D 
Klonoa443 / Sonic Star Hedgehog>: Tsk... Thought so. 
Klonoa443 / Sonic Star Hedgehog>: Tell her not to post any negative comments on my journal.
Klonoa443 / Sonic Star Hedgehog>:Otherwise, she WILL get banned from DA. 
Marie: what the hell did she do to you? <_< 
Marie: and why do I have to be your little messenger?
Marie: Hey, there's such a thing as noting someone 
Klonoa443 / Sonic Star Hedgehog>: Nothing severe. But if she keeps it up... 
Klonoa443 / Sonic Star Hedgehog>: Fine. Never mind. 
Session Close (Klonoa443 / Sonic Star Hedgehog>): Sun Dec 10 17:37:53 2006

The "negative comment" in question was EXTREMELY. SERIOUS. BUSINESS. perpetrated by a random passerby who has yet to be contacted by SonicStarH about the matter. The party involved is quoted as being "very confused" about the whole incident.