Sorry

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Republican embezzler 'Duke' Cunningham, in a rare public "I'm sorry". His tears were more for the anticipated 8 years of prison buttsecks he was in for than actual remorse.

Not to be confused with trolls remorse, sorry is the last refuge of an IRL troll when the troll he or she is apologising for fails it and bribery isn't an option.

Sorry in this context should never be confused with actual sorrow nor is it an actual heartfelt apology, but is usually a last-ditch attempt by the troll to save his or her job -especially when the troll involved blacks and Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are calling for your head.

[edit] The Five Stages of "Sorry"

This form of 'apology' is usually accompanied by:

• 1. An immediate hyperbolic press release spewing remorse issued through a PR person.
• 2. An appearance on The Larry King show.
• 3. Turning your life over to God.
• 4. Entering rehab of some sort (from Alcoholics Anonymous to Anger Management).
• 5. Meeting with the offended group in question.
• 6. ????
• 7. Profit!

It is extremely rare, however, for the offender to get get beyond Stage 2.

[edit] Noteable People Who Are "Sorry"

• Michael Vick
• Don Imus
• Kramer
• Mel Gibson
• Isaiah Washington
• Tim Hardaway
• Rush Limbaugh
• The English
• Ted Haggard
• George Allen
• Paris Hilton
• Lindsay Lohan
• Nicole Richie
• Eliot Spitzer
• Mike Nifong

[edit] Noteable People Who Are Never "Sorry"

• ED
• Anonymous
• Hitler
  

  

  This was clearly made by a jew. Hitler has nothing to be sorry for.

• George Bush
• Alberto Gonzales
• Andy Kaufman
• Ann Coulter
• Bill O'Reilly
• Borat
• eppigy
• ODB
• ajt
• Sheneequa
• Osama bin Laden
• OJ Simpson
• John Mark Karr
• Geoffrey Leonard
• People who did it for the lulz
• White People

[edit] See Also

• Trolls remorse
• Rehab
• Confession