Soulja Boy
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Proof positive that even the mentally retarded can attain high levels of success, Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, is one of 10000 children Flavor Flav forgot he had. His real name is DeAndre Ramone Way. A seventeen year old rap artist, YAHHH he's the mastermind behind that hip hop song that ends every line of every verse by stretching out the words "HO", "WHOA", "VIDEO", or "LOW". His first, and hopefully last, YAHHH album Souljaboytellem.com was released on October 2,YAHHH 2007 and was purchased by over 100,000 mentally unstable people with no concept of talent, YAHHH or apparently money. After extensive research by the British Broadcasting Corporation, YAHHH in cooperation with a slew of random educated people, YAHHH it was discovered that his music does, YAHHH in fact, YAHHH use English,YAHHH contrary to the running theory that he was merely imitating the sounds an elephant makes when it mates with a cactus, YAHHH have a listen!
[edit] Early Life
At the age of three, Soulja Boy recognized his ability to say things repeatedly. It wasn't until the age of five that he began to beat on random surfaces, YAHHH such as tables or desks,YAHHH and to apply his repetitive lyrics to these "beats". In kindergarten, YAHHH during recess, YAHHH the children would crowd around the picnic table as he would make unnecessary noise and to jerk his head to the side as if he had some sort of mental handicap. UPDATE: It has been recently confirmed that "Soulja Boy" is, in fact, profoundly mentally retarded.
One morning in 2007, Soulja Queer awoke with a memory of his kindergarten years and decided that it was time to let the world know of his ability to wreck music, YAHHH yet failed to use a fucking crack for FL Studio.
Soulja Boy is a nigger more closely related to monkeys than other niggers.
Typical Soulja Boy Fan[edit] Criticism
Unfortunately, an entire handful of losers admire Soulja Boy's music, YAHHH causing him to grow a larger head and a nose that could cause onlookers to mistake him for Pinnochio. The larger, YAHHH more intelligent, YAHHH population of the world despises it. Soulja Boy is the target of much criticism, YAHHH the majority of which he is described,YAHHH in more simple terms, as having shitty music.
In interviews, YAHHH Soulja Boy has attempted to dodge his criticism, stating that "Those who enjoy my music do not have a knowledge of what real music quality is" and "My brain can only remember a handful of words so I am only capable of repetitive wording in my lyrics" he also added "YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!"
[edit] Advice: "When You Encounter a Souja Boy"
[edit] Sample Soulja Boy lyrics
- "Souljah Boy up 'n 'dis ho. Why me crank 'n why me roll? Why me crank dat Souljah Boy 'den Supaman 'dat ho! Now YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!! Crank 'dat Souljah Boy! YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!! Crank 'dat Souljah Boy! YOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!! Crank 'dat Souljah Boy! YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Crank 'dat Souljah Boy!"
(I swear to fucking God that's what I thought he was saying the first time I heard it)
- Lyrics to Wank Dat by Soulja Fag:
Soulja Fag a big fat ho! Watch me wank it, AIDS that bro Watch me wank dat, Soulja Fag Then shoot dat soulja-ho!
Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch
Soulja Fag a big fat ho Watch me suck then watch me blow God damn shoot that soulja-ho Yeah watch me wank dat fagporn
Super fag, now watch me jock Jocking on them tranny men When I do dat Soulja Boy I lean to the left and fuck dat rectum Now you
I'm wanking on you, I'm wankin on you And if we get to fuckin' Then I'm cocking on you, then I'm cockin' on you You catch me at yo local party Yes I suck it every day Hetros get mad cuz I got me some gay apes
Soulja Fag a big fat ho! Watch me wank it, AIDS that bro Watch me wank dat, Soulja Fag Then shoot dat soulja-ho!
Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch
I'm bouncin' on my bro Watch me super soak dat bro I'ma pass it to bubba And he's gon' wank it up fo' sho'
Peoples wanna shoot me Soulja Fag, I'm the man They be lookin' at my neck Sayin' they should cut it off Man, man Watch me do it, watch me do it Screw, screw Let get to it, let get to it
Nope, you can't do it like me I'm gay, so don't do it like me Folk, I see you tryna do it like me Man that cunt was ugly
I'm too fresh off in this bro Watch me wank it, watch me roll Watch me wank that Roosevelt And super soak that bro
Super soak that bro Super soak that bro
I'm too fresh now watch me do you Watch me shuffle, watch me do you Watch me wank that Soulja Fag, now Superman do it
Superman do it Superman do it Ahh, that cum was yummy
Soulja Boy a big fat ho! Watch me wank it, AIDS that bro Watch me wank dat, Soulja Fag Then shoot dat soulja-ho!
Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch me you (Shoot dat Soulja Fag!) Now watch
Now watch Ahh, yoooou
Soulja Queer wrote these lyrics while attempt to recite the alphabet,YAHHH but realized he could only remember O and U because he is a Fucktard. This mentally retarded baboon has single-handedly set African-Americans back 50 years with the droning constipated noise coming from his mentally incapable mouth.
It is common knowledge that Soulja Fag has the IQ of a premature-born blind goat which mated with a donkey because it couldn't tell the difference between itself and an animal of another species, because it was fucking retarded, like Soulja Boy.
[edit] The Lulz Of It
As it so happens, YAHHH Soulja Boy has achieved a degree of popularity amongst Jewtubers as a source of self-gratification and puerile humor. Because he is, YAHHH on the whole,YAHHH rather illiterate (and thus inherently funny, YAHHH if not intentionally so),YAHHH his hit single "Crank Dat" now has over 9000 parodies on Jewtube,YAHHH including ones featuring shitty cartoons such as Spongebob and Dora the Explorer. While they're all the video equivalent of tracing,YAHHH they do have the redeeming feature of more competent dancing. A few samples...
[edit] Hip Hop Spokesman Shares His Views
Angry African Nigra responds:
[edit] TROLLING: The Chat Room
Quite possibly the highest concentration of black people on the internet, this is where retarded niglets with enough money fo' de' computer type in ALL CAP$ BEC4U$E DEY ARE $O GANG$TER YO. This chat room has been scientifically proven to be the #1 easiest place for a young troll to rake in some uber lulz. Seriously. It's so fucking easy.
Post anything along the lines of, "blacks are stupid," and you're sure to get a crapflood of "SDFU U FUKIN CRACKA IM NOCK YO ASS TELL ME WERE U LIVE MOTHAFUCKA TELL ME WHERE U LIVE IMA FUK U UP"
Because this chatroom serves as a microcosm for the entire black internet population, speech patterns of the internet nigger become glaringly apparent. Common online acronyms have become corrupted to suite the preferences of said nigger, for instance:
- STFU becomes SDFU
- WTF becomes WDF
This is because the nigger alphabet lacks the letter "t". If you want to blend in, use phrases along these lines and make your name something common, like xXX$GHETTOBLASTAPOPPINFASTA$XXx. Have fun torturing the black mind.
Fun fact: Claim you have a big dick (regardless of your race) and people will ask to see it. This is a good time to rickroll them.
[edit] MOAR Chatroom Tolling
- Connect in TWO different windows, pretend to be a l33t haxx0r AND Soulja Cunt, and then have him banned from his own chat room.
- Pretend to be Soulja and start creating drama and lulz. He actually goes on there often.
- DESU
- SAGE
- Use social engineering to get personal details of all his faggot fans, and then impersonate them when they are away - post their details, saying you "wanna settle this man to man".
- Get their phone number and give them Tom Green's or Hal Turner's instead of yours - nothing generates more lulz than a crackheaded niglet whore calling up a known white supremacist.
- Claim that, due to the amount of racism and spamming, the chatroom is being moved to souljaboychat.on.nimp.org (call yourself ADMIN or something).
Link to www.wowomg.com (ALL U PEEPZ LIKE WARCRAFT?) or Goatse (to make the URL less conspicuous, link to photobucket images of goatse or on an imageboard).
Obviously, to detect other trolls, declare that u liek mudkipz and if anyone else does, they must PM you.
[edit] TROLLING: Soulja Boy HIMSELF
As with all typical retards, Soulja Boy has an online personality. Go to his Youtube account: it has EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. His youtube channel has:
- his sites, inc. his Myspace, Blog, IM, Chat, etc.
- his CELL PHONE NUMBER
- HIS XBOX GAMERTAG (XBox fans, you know what to do).
DO IT FAGGOTS.
[edit] Soulja Boy's BAWWWWWWing
Apparently, Soulja Boy really, really dislikes his 'haters.' As you can see in the following video, Soulja Boy himself and a couple of other random rapper guys go apeshit and 'tell off' their 'haters' for about four minutes long. The results are unintentionally hilarious. Apparently, SouljaFag expects everyone to take him seriously although he is unable to form a coherent sentence. Recently, some nazis started throwing nigger comments around. Souljafags and hippies responded, resulting in a full-blown race war on the comments page, which of course results in a lulzfest. Enjoy!
[edit] Soulja Boy vs Ice-T
Whats even more lulzy is the fact that other rapers who have been in the industry longer then Soulja hate him. The all powerful, egotistical Ice-T released a track where he flames Soulja boy and tells it like it is.
Being the little bitch that Soulja Boy is, he responds with a video clip thats 7 minutes long basically consisting off "Stupid ass old nigga". GREAT COMEBACK! I'm sure Ice-T was crying himself to sleep for many nights on end.
Ice-T responds! Soulja Boy was so butthurt that he was told to "Eat a dick" that Ice-T felt it upon himself to apologize for telling a child that he was wrong. Ice-T then describes how he's better and richer then Soulja Boy and since Soulja Boy responded to the video he just dug himself a deeper grave. Apparently all the users on Youtube and bloggers on the internets are his personal army and they'd start burning all their Soulja Boy merchandise for revenge.
And if that wasn't enough, yes it continues, Soulja responded with a half ass drawn, piece of shit "cartoon" in response to Ice-T's previous video. Its poor quality and horrible English is sure to leave you on the edge of your seat wanting more.
[edit] Discography
Albums: Souljaboytellum.com. Seriously, who names their album off of a website?
Released: Don't care.
Rating: 0/500
Sold: About sixty million retards have purchased this product.
Genre: God Awful
[edit] See Also
[edit] Links
- Soulja Boy's Chat Room - Raid for easy lulz
- Soulja boy's Myspace
- Soulja Boy's Newgrounds
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