Soulja Boy Tellem Chat

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Soulja Boy Tellem Chat is the breeding ground for teenage wiggers and retarded niglets who spend literally the whole day chatting about anything from life in high school to their piece-of-shit myspace page. Souljaboytellem.com contains quite possibly the highest concentration of black people and retarded wiggers on the internet, this is where retarded niglets with enough money fo' de' computer type in INTERNET FUCKING EBONICS cU$ D3y $o G4nt$4.

In theory, Soulja Boy Tellem Chat was built so people can circle-jerk each other while talking about the latest Soulja Boy Tellem album/video. However, these efforts have been undermined, and the site is the /b/ of wiggerdom without lulz offcourse.

So articulate.
So articulate.
Who can't spell, now?
Who can't spell, now?

Because this chatroom serves as a microcosmos for the entire black internet population, speech patterns of the internet nigger become glaringly apparent. Common online acronyms have become corrupted to suit the preferences of said nigger, for instance:

  • STFU becomes SDFU
  • WTF becomes WDF

This is because the nigger alphabet lacks the letter "t". If you want to blend in, use phrases along these lines and make your name something common, like xXX$GHETTOBLASTAPOPPINFASTA$XXx. Have fun torturing the black mind.

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[edit] Origins of the Site

Not much is known about the site's origin. However, one theory has been commonly accepted as fact. Some months ago, a wigger infiltrated /b/, and told his nigger friends that "dere be racism in /b/. We need to make our own /b/ where we won't be subjugated to the white man's intolerance!" However, creating nigger /b/ was never accomplished, because it's a common fact that niggers, like women, lack the intelligence to create said site. Instead, the niggers decided to do what they do best (other than rape white chicks): steal. Soulja Boy Tellem Chat was stolen and overrun, primarily due to the lack of moderators.

[edit] From Nigger /b/ to Wigger /b/

Due to the outbreak of niggers stealing computers from households and internet cafes, law enforcement efforts have stepped up efforts to capture such criminals. The most successful method in doing so has been infiltrating Soulja Boy Tellem Chat. The authorities knew that niggers can't afford computers, so they tracked the ip addresses of everybody who used the site. Over 9000 niggers were brought to justice for computer theft, beating Harvey Dent's record of 540. As a result of the numerous raids, the site is now home almost exclusively to wiggers (but they don't know that).

[edit] Common Phrases and Reactions found on Soulja Boy Tellem Chat

[edit] How To Troll Soulja Boy Tellem Chat

SAY WAT
SAY WAT

Soulja Boy Tellem Chat is, by far, the best place for beginner trolls. While not as dumb as niggers, wiggers are still quite entertaining to troll. It's pretty much a no-brainer, but if you want exta-lulz, ask for someone named "Peaches."

Due to Anonymous raiding the shit out of the chatroom its has recently been 404ed and eventualy changed its host. But no worries as there is still a chatroom. The only thing is that you need to create an account on Soulja's site to gain access.

This nigra has been blessed with an outstanding knowledge on politics.
This nigra has been blessed with an outstanding knowledge on politics.

[edit] The Forum

Soulja boy's site also contains a forum where 13 year olds go on and brag on how much pussy the have gotten in there lives. Just like the chatroom this forum is an easy place to score some easy lulz as it is full of camwhoring niggers and little kids braging about the size of their dick. Not to mention that there is no comment limit or a limit of characters in one comment. DISREGARD THAT! The character limit is 40000 characters. More proof that this site is just asking to be raided.

[edit] MOAR chatroom trolling

You're doing it RIGHT.
You're doing it RIGHT.
  • 卐卐卐卐卐 WHITE POWER 卐卐卐卐卐
  • 卐卐卐卐卐 WHITE POWER 卐卐卐卐卐
  • 卐卐卐卐卐 WHITE POWER 卐卐卐卐卐
  • SAGE
  • DESU
  • Aryan Brotherhood for life.
  • Nazi Lowriders > SouljaFag
  • Stick your fist in your mouth so we both get erections!
  • Go into a text program like Notepad, hit enter and period one after another until it's XBOX HUEG, and copypasta it.
  • Use social engineering to get personal details of all his faggot fans, and then impersonate them when they are away - post their details, saying you "wanna settle this man to man".
  • Get their phone number and give them Tom Green's or Hal Turner's instead of yours - nothing generates more lulz than a crackheaded niglet whore calling up a known white supremacist.
  • Claim that, due to the amount of racism and spamming, the chatroom is being moved to souljaboychat.on.nimp.org (call yourself ADMIN or something).
  • Pose as Soulja Boy, Ice-T, 50 Cent, or any rapper, and the people lap it up. Also, discuss your trolling plans with fellow Anons, the retards don't suspect a thing!
  • Link to www.wowomg.com (ALL U PEEPZ LIKE WARCRAFT?) or Goatse (to make the URL less conspicuous, link to photobucket images of goatse or on an imageboard). It is probably a good idea to use tinyurl.com or tubeurl.com to disguise wowomg.com or meatspin.com
  • Obviously, to detect other trolls, declare that u liek mudkipz and if anyone else does, they must PM you.
  • Spam the chat box with this:

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  • If you are part of Anonymous repeat this:

We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

  • You can also spam:

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  • Claim you have a big dick (regardless of your race) and people will ask to see it. This is a good time to rickroll them.
  • Recent discovery: The secret to silencing niggers on racism is to claim that you're a Native American.
A nigra opens his heart to us. Note the lack of reactions.
A nigra opens his heart to us. Note the lack of reactions.

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