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Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam WONDERFUL! spam spam spam spam BEAUTIFUL! spam spam spam spam...
[1] our new target!!!!1!
- Monty Python. NOTE: Some fags want you to think that this actually would induce lulz. This is specious, at best.
Multi-million dollar industry that everyone loves to hate. What's not usually known is that spammers and anti-spammers are friends. If they weren't, there would be hella more drama over it.
Don't knock it. It's got its own key. Hormel Foods Corporation, the makers of spam, have revealed future revisions of their spam would use a the latest in 128-bit public key technology for the cans, as the traditional key is insecure, especially as it is included with the can.
Three great characters to spam on board with character limits on their posts are the following : ፼ (U+137C), ₔ, and (U+E366) (seriously, those are three single characters) because they are hueg liek Xbox and will allow you to cover more page area with the small character limit.
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[edit] Typical Spam
[edit] Why spam other people ?
1) Why not its fun!
2) For the LULZ !
3) Revenge is a dish best served with spam !
4) It’s a fun way to start a day.
5) It’s a clean way to get revenge !
6) If you like sending chain mails you will love doing it with spam !
7) The best way to get a lot of visitors to your Website / blog / log /pod cast /journal / video / music / pictures / dog shit / Hitler .
8) To advertise !
9) ????????
10) Profit !
11) No seriously spam can give you a real job and real profit if you do it for a company.
12) For Jesus ! Jesus wants you to spam people with bible quotes like in door to door preaching and spam is better at it .
13) Because every one is doing it.
14) Because you are board .
15) Because you are emo .
16) Because you are a furry .
17) Because you are a Nazi .
18) Because you are a communist .
19) Because you are a member of peta !
20) Because you have no life .
21) Because your girlfriend cheated on you !
22) Because you love it.
23) For the fun of it !
24) Because you love Tl;dr and its spam !
25) Because every list like this is spam ! Cha ching
[edit] Bad Things About Spam
Spam has made it really hard to mailbomb someone and get away with it. It used to be easy to use 20 mail relays and hide your IP to send someone you don't like 10,000 mailbombs an hour. But spammers abuse things like this and now the fun activity of mailbombing is done. If you dont read this 500 times a ghost will come and rape your dog and granny in a threesome and then kill everyone in the world with a feather. Twice.
[edit] See Also
[edit] Fun
If somebody you know needs a little more spam in their email use this website for sites to sign them up on.
Most of the links at toastedspam.com are down, btw.
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