Spain
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Spain is a country in Europe that has same-sex marriage. It once owned half the world and is responsible for unleashing Filipinos and Mexicans upon humanity.
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History
"Espain," as progressive and Internets-savvy Spaniards prefer to call it, was pwnd by the Romans for about 9000 years, then got raped by the Muslims for 600 years, before it became a Kingdom of God and did away with the Jews during the Inquisition. This simple act of good sense transformed Spain from a shitty backwater to the superpower of the 1500s, leaving the nation Judenfrei and able to focus on other things: like pwning Caribbean tribes people and stealing their loot.
Christopher Columbus was Spanish and helped discover America, which is lulzy now that the Spanish colonists descendants are being pushed out of the U.S all the time or they're just called Mexicans, which seriously pisses them off. Spain was humiliated with the loss of its great Armada to England (it was actually just windy weather - hence why the Spaniards should have stayed at home). It then got pwned by Theodore Roosevelt. Spanish anarchists got pwned by the fascist leader Franco in World War: Episode II.
The Spanish government has been getting trolled by the ETA, a Basque terrorist group, since last Thursday. The Basque people have experienced extreme butthurt due to their not having their own country, and have thus decided to kill as many Spanish officials as possible, for the lulz. This is typically done with explosives, and/or fire. Because the ETA took Computer Science III, the Spanish government was forced to deploy the Civil Guard to the Basque country to prevent any attacks. As is evident by the amount ass raping the Spanish government has received at the hands of the ETA, this clearly doesn't fucking work.
Spanish Life
Spanish people live in poverty because apparently they owe a lot of money to Jesus because he got rid of their Muslim problem. Although they trying to fix this issue by stealing other people's belongings from bars, aiming especially for LEATHER jackets. They most likely target drunk foreigners, tourists with possible phat loot (credit cards, phones, etc. in their stuff), because they know that these people doesn't likely to speak Mexican so their miserable police force WON'T do a shit about it.
Spaniards are renowned for sex, which they have regularly with everything, sometimes in heterosexual relationships and occasionally between consenting adults. About 90% are hairy furries and admire pedobear as a national hero; the rest are circus midgets. The average Spanish person has the IQ of a chair and gets just as much ass.
Every July in Pamplona is the annual Running of the Bulls in which angry bovine are released into the streets and people get gored and trampled.
Notable Spaniards
Trolling Spaniards
Great ways to troll Spaniards:
- Inform them that Portugal has a better ED article.
- When encountering a Spaniard, say that you thought he was Portuguese, "I mean, your skin is brown, dark and smells funny, but you're not wearing a torero dress".
- Ask them to perform a flamenco dance for you.
- Tell them the Spanish language is originally from Mexico
- When asked about Spain, say: "oh yes, it is near Mexico, isn't it?".
- The moment they tell you Spain is in Europe say: "ah, you mean the one near Morocco?".
- If they claim to pertain to the white race, remind them that Spain remained occupied by sand niggers for over 9000 years.
- When talking about the great past of Spain, remind them how shitty their country is now.
- Explain them how you watched a documentary about starving people in Spain on the National Geographic Channel.
- Repeat constantly how much better France is compared to Spain.
- If he/she's a Valencian call them a Catalan. If he/she's a Catalan call them a Valencian... And if they're Castilian just start speaking Catalan.
- Remind them how of the day they got their ass kicked in soccer by Americans despite being the number one ranked team in the world.
- Refuse to admit that they're currently nº
onetwo at every important sport; and remind them of how much they used to suck.
Bel-Air
Now, this is a story all about how
My country got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
While you work like a whore
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a house called Moncloa
In west Valladolid born and raised
On the law León college was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all supporting some PSOE outside of the school
When a couple of moors
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in Atocha hood
Aznar got in a little fight and my Spain got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your wife and children to Moncloa'
I whistled for a treaty and when ETA came near
The peace flag said 'FAIL' and it had bombs in the mirror
If anything I can say is that Carod's been bribed
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Let's pact with ERC!'
I pulled up the mic about 7 or 8
And I yelled to Gabilondo 'Nos conviene que haya tensión'
Rajoy messed up his girl
And I was told to lurk moar
BAWing for the crisis from the house of Moncloa!!
Galeria Española
 When making a Offical visit to the US, its always a good idea to let your daughters express their goth side and even take pics with Obama, so after that you can unleash epic drama and ban said picture |
 ETA members reading a Computer Science III textbook to plan out their next assault. |
 Noble Basques. |
 A typical Spanish day. |
 STFU nigger |
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 Spain's major contribution to humanity |
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