Spax3
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| Spax3 is an Epic Lolcow One page alone is not enough... Spax's eLawyering bullshit just got it's own page!! |
| Warning!: SPAX3'S HYPERSENSITIVE ASS IS GOING TO SUE US ALL |
Spax3 (Real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs, also known as Spaction3 and affectionately called by his legion of fans, Spack) is a budding young Video Game Journalist and DeviantARTlet who is full of AIDS, Fag and fail.
His fucktardery first came to the attention of the normal half of the internets when he became one of the many retarded Sonic fans to play a failtastic part in the dramas surrounding The Great Sonic-cide of 2007.
According to scientists, it is stated that Spax3 is what's commonly referred to as a man-child. Of course this is absolutely nothing new since his reviews were shot at his mom's basement animal-mating shed, showing him constantly rambling on about Jason Griffith and other nonsensical drama bullshit Noone could give a fuck about.
Spax also has absolutely no fucking clue what the definition of copyright actually is whatsoever. In his mind he created Mighty Noid Entertainment, a non-existent company that he owns and whenever he makes a shitty game review, he thinks that his "company" has full rights to it.
If you use his videos on a commentary or parody, watch out! His mommy is an e-lawyer and will sue you even though parodies, criticism, and commentaries are protected under fair use. She does this to please her perfect angel, Spax, just so he can stop crying while sucking on her tit.
Fun Fact: Spax lives in his mom's shed and is proud of it... No joke.
A TRUE and HONEST history of Spax3
On one not so grand summer evening of 1979, Spax3 was shat out of his mothers’ crusty, cum rag of a vagina in the grand shithole of a city, California. Only seconds after his being brought into the world, his dear mother — a recovering meth addict and e-lawyer extraordinariness — realized that getting knocked up by both the Supreme Judge of e-lawyering and the many administrators of FurAffinity for meth favours on the same night was not such a good idea.
Only a week old, his mother abandoned him on a sidewalk. Spactard was quickly adopted by a pack of wandering and hungry Californian Wolfs, who spared eating him primarily because he smelled like a rotting carcass. For the next few years, they taught the way of the Otherkin, including attention whoring for compliments, whining like a little whore, e-Lawyering to ward off anti-Otherkin trolls and breathing like a creepy motherfucker. Sarcasm was never taught to him though, since Otherkin take their shit seriously.
At the age of 7, Spactard was enrolled in elementary school with the support of his otherkin family, and progressively failed as the months passed due to his lack of previous education. In a matter of days, he became the football kids' bitch. The football kids' treated Spactard with as much respect as a sock with jizz in it. Using lessons taught to him by the otherkin, Spactard whined to the principal, who was forced into doing something because Spactard wouldn't leave him the fuck alone. The principal suspended the football kids for a day, and Spactard had 17 shades of shit beaten out of him for the next 9 years.
Over the course of the next 11 years, Spactard developed from being nothing more than a meth-baby whiney faggot otherkin, to a full blown meth-teen whiney faggot otherkin.
Sometime during 2002, he found his mother in an alley. Without a moment's hesitation, he fucked her and then slit her throat and fucked her again.
He joined DeviantART some time after killing and raping his mother in hopes of becoming a great artist. As of 2009, he is still failing horribly.
He joined YouTube to try and become a big popular person or some hoopla like that. AVGN did it, why can't Spax, oh yeah, AVGN doesn't wanna fuck bunnies. Spax makes piss poor reviews about JASON GRIFFITH! He has some sort of sick affiliation with Jason Griffith; In one of his videos he threatens to kill his baby and says he hopes he goes to hell for voicing a hedgehog in a shitty game. Spax3 also possesses the unique ability to weasel his way into ANY project concerning Sonic, old cartoons (CUZ NEW CARTOONS SUCK NOWADAYS), video game, or any other faggotry and pretty much take it over (don't question how it happened or you will be sued and sent to e-jail).
So to sum it for you lazy asses... SPAX IS A CUNTFACED BLOW-JOBBING MOMMA FUCKING DUMBFUCK BUTT HURT GAY RETARDED CLOSET FURRY PEDO NERD FAG WITH NO LIFE WHAT-SO-EVER!
Family
Mother
Father
(Smiling evilly at the creation he unleashed upon the world-or is it grimacing?)
Spax3's father is Allen Stairs, a teacher in Philosophy at the University of Maryland. It was quite debatable whether this was really Spax3's father, until familiar artwork was discovered on his page. What's strange is that Allen knows of Spax3's internet alias, as well as pointing that out to "video-game fans."
His e-mail is also located on his page. (TELL HIM OF SPAX3'S ACTIONS FOR GREAT JUSTICE!)Sister
Jenelle Prins-Stairs
Not much is known about Spack's sister, Jenelle, other than she was named after her mother, she's overweight, resembles Hurley from LOST (according to Edison's excellent rendition of her) and is also a lesbian.
The Prins/Stairs truly are one fucked up family. Kinda puts The Chandlers in perspective, don't it?Love Interests
Girlfriend
Creab
Don't tell Spax!!!
Otherwise known to people who can actually mouth the letter "M", Cream the Rabbit from the Sonic The Hedgehog series. Whilst most Sonic fanboys/furries may secretly admit to having one off the wrist to Rogue the Bat or Amy Rose to a lesser extent, Ol' spaxy boy has deep sexual connotations towards a six year old rabbit.
Of course, Edison will never admit this anymore now it's been public for several months, but can tell there's a huge pile of dried kleenexes underneath Spack's bed that were imagined going to Cream's ovaries. So Creab is Spack's illegitimate jail bait fictional girlfriend (so basically the same as Julie then).The Noid
Spax's Top Asskissers
MulderYuffie
Known as "Mulder4Life" on his youtube page. Took the internets too seriously at one time and tried to an hero, but as it turned out, slashing your wrists is pretty painful, so he decided not to. Used to be Spack's greatest ally. Traversing the mighty lands of JewTube, removing all nasty poo poo videos, on his boyfriend, in the name of Spack!
Apparently, he pissed off Spack at one point, and Spack was like 'lol ur gay' claiming that Mulder 'betrayed him', thus ending a relationship that could've lasted forever, or at least until last thursday. Ever since then, Mulder has dedicated his E-time making videos on 'exposing' Pimpinfishstix as the little fucker that he is (even though every jackass and their dead grandma knew it already). Now, Mulder is hanging with the laughing stock of society:
NeoShadow12
Sora444
Lightningstrike11
BX7
Also recently it has been discovered that Mulder's parents are dead. I'm sure I can speak for everyone when I say that his parents probably killed themselves do to his faggotry and the constant blasting of his "My Chemical Romance" CD's. To make sure Mulder's friends that have ED accounts don't take this little section off I leave them with a message - Butthurt Faggotry is meant to be exploited on ED. It does not matter how far you go, if it gets a reaction then its perfectly fine. ED was mainly made for trolls that will stop at nothing to make fags cry. Again, remove this subsection, and you do not how to take a joke and you must leave teh internets. -
PSB123
Another one of Spax's friends. He pretty much does the same shit that Yuffie used to do, only he does it on DeviantART. He was the one who gave a swift hard smack of the Banhammer of E-Justice to RandomDCE, claiming that his rant on Spax was "Pushing Hate" rather than giving criticism, and also claims that the as real as The Great Gazoo Mighty Noid Entertainment will one day "Be a real company!" and claims that the word Noid is not copyrighted, because we all know that anything Spax and Spax's friends think is always a fact! Why? Because it's Spax, that's why. Question his logic and you can take it up with his mommy!
WWEDX2007
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| Warning!: WWEDX2007 is butthurt about being on spax's top asskissers list! |
| —WWEDX2007, creating the worst slogan ever |
Some WWE fanboy 13 year old, fat fuck, failure, newfag, who tries to troll but cannot seem to do it right. He uses spax3 to get videos removed about him failing on the internet. He uses bullshit trolling methods, like making unfunny jokes about people and then apologizing, saying "sorry i did it for the lulz." He blames his retarded WWE character M2J when he fucks up a friendship or does something stupid and unfunny. He also keeps people from talking shit about him by disabling rating and comments on pending approval. He thinks talking to bigal2k6 and some other faggots makes him a great legend but in the end nobody gave two fucks about him meeting them. He likes to jack-off to pokemon hentai of Dawn and May in his spare time and pretends to be his WWE fan-character, M2J, on skype while pretending that people are cheering him on when he trolls someone by chanting his name. He gets butthurt everytime somebody blocks him, and when something really stupid happens he decides to leave the internet but will be back tomorrow. Are Friend mikey also seems to thinks pretending to fuck anime girls makes him a pimp and would jack-off to pictures of his favorite anime that has hentai pictures of the girls in the show. He spends most of his time on the internet talking to his friends on skype, causing E-drama with them when something stupid happens, or when he is being an Internet Tough Guy by playing WWE music in the chat room and threatening to hack someone, though he couldn't hack his way out of a paper bag.
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- His flash movie that isn't worth the 16 seconds
- he says "fanficton sucks" but yet he has an account on FanFiction.Net with alot of harry potter fan fictions on his favorites *faceplam*
- His deviantTART account full of fail
- his youtube account with his shitty videos
- his Yahoo Answers account for when he doesn't know what the fuck to do when he fails the internet lol
- what is left of his website after Neoshadow made negative a review on it.
BerserkerTails
The Biggest Spack fanboy on teh interwebs. Will flame the fuck out of anyone who dares oppose the great Spack, but is just a run-of-the-mill Troll.
HiroX15
Note the massive DA logo slapped on the middle, as Spack believes stealing art is wrong.
An emo gay failure even among spax fanboy standards, who thinks hes a law expert and a tough guy, despite being a complete moron and pussy, who will block everyone he knows deep down is right. Takes internets very seriously, what else... Oh yeah! He hates ED. Reliable sources lead one to believe that he is in fact a nazi.
Nightmare060
A Britfag that loves to constantly contradict himself to no end, makes unfunny rants, and sucks up to other Jewtubers in hopes of becoming an internet celebrity. Although not technically an asskisser, since he himself has ranted about the hooded manchild, he feels that no one else has the right to make fun of Spax or MetroidJunkie2007, another unfunny loser. As a result, he often tries to call out Boomstick545 whenever he can for no good reason, throwing around words like "fail" and "butthurt" in a vain attempt to look cool and get into the super secret anonymous treehouse club. He officially left "the ranting community" on 24 March 2009, realizing he sucks at ranting. He came back a week later, after realizing he sucks even more at real life.
Pimpinfishstix
A 14 year old fat fuck, waste of life, newfag, who constantly tries to troll but cannot seem to do it right. He thinks that spamming "Nigger" over and over again that gets people's dox is "Real trolling!". Most people seem to like to ignore him as he is nothing more than a dumbass little kid who just so happens to have an internet connection. He is currently one of Spax's best butt-buddies and will annoy the fuck out of everyone that he interacts with.
He went insane because he did not get his daily Big Mac's with extra chocolate from McDonald's, so he killed himself.
Super Smash Bros. Fan
A complete Nintendo Fanboy who thinks any Spack hater will destory the Interwebs. Not much has been heard about this guy but he is an asskisser to the mighty Spack. One day when Lightningstrike11 was spamming Spax's forums, SSBF said that he would warn other forums of Evil Lightningstrike11 because not only did he spam Spax's forums, he kicked the dog, raped the family, and killed his kitten. So he did warned other forums, one of them is Crystal Cave, runned by the Ponytail freak: Darknessthecurse. Lightning decided to join there when he found out about this. SSBF made a thread there but to every people at Crystal Cave, it was Shit that nobody cares about. Lightning joined there and Mulderyuffie was there to throw his 2 cents in on SSBF's retardedness. Later on, the topic got deleted due to so much hate By SSBF (Yes, he is a Mod on Crystal Cave. Darkness, Why the fuck did you make him a mod?)
When Mulderyuffie and his Solders joined Crystal Cave, SSBF decided to go warn the tards at Spack's forums that they are in Crystal Cave and later on, topic was deleted by the Manchild.
"Art"
Spax3 mostly posts sub-par artwork that one should never have to have inflicted upon their eyeballs. In that respect, he is just like any other member of the Sonic fanfuck. The thing about Spax's art that really sets him apart from the herd, is the incredibly long-winded, one-sided, and of course, whiny, rants that he insists on putting in the descriptions of at least 100% of them.
How long, you ask? Well, some of his rants are over 9000 words. Any rant that long is amusing in its own right, but so, it's just some typical fantard bitchfest. But a further venture into his gallery sees that he will whine about ANYTHING! Anything at all! He will even whine about how whining fans are ruining the fandom. The ironing is delicious.
While we're talking about Spax3's rather unique ramblings, it should be noted that he finds some Disney fans to be ignorant and even in some ways racist. Yeah, it makes no sense in context either.
He also has some sort of fetish that involves Cream the rabbit (loli from Sonic) being tied up and taken away. How healthy! And of course, like any good TARTlet, if you go back far enough in Spax's gallery you find a fuckton of traced artwork. Yaaaaaaay.Voice Acting
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| Warning!: OMG!!! Spax's Awesome vocal talents are now available for hire!!! Click HERE for a sample of his HUGE repertoire of vocal styles!!! |
Contrary to popular belief, Spack is the man of a thousand voices. All of them nasally.
GRIFFITH!!!
Arch-Nemesis of Spax
Taking up valuable telegraph pole space that Spack stole from some poor bastard's missing dog/cat/child.
Spax is obsessed with getting GRIFFITH!!! out of his job, because he's got a very naughty poo poo nasty e-mail from GRIFFITH!!! saying he couldn't answer his (very fucking stupid) questions. Spax then cried, and later that night after having sex with his Cosmo plushie, he vowed to destroy GRIFFITH!!! and make himself the voice of Sonic. His mommy thought it was a good idea. She tried to sue GRIFFITH!!!, but the case was too fucking stupid to go through. This made Spax cry and almost yank off his tiny penis in rage. But his daddy spanked him when he tried. After shoving a dildo up his ass, he got butthurt when nobody wanted to just focus on getting GRIFFITH!!! out. Poor Spaxy Waxy.
| —Spax3, My views on the 3D Sonic games |
Spax 3 Shows Jason GRIFFITH!!! How to Voice Act
| —Spax3, polishing a turd |
There comes a person once a generation, whose acting ability is so awe inspiring, so enduring, that it would touch the hearts and minds of every man, woman and child on the planet. Unfortunately, Spax3 isn't that person. As you can see in this truly stunning piece of voice work of his when he showed GRIFFITH!!! how Sonic SHOULD be voiced...
An Example of Spack's Excellent Vocal Qualities...
An example of Spack's talents (Right Click and Save)
Download the full episode of Spax's fanfaildub here (WARNING WHAT YOU SEE CAN NOT BE UNSEEN)
Shortly after this video was made, Jason Griffith carried on his voice acting career totally unaffected.
Other Notable works of Spax's Incredible Vocal Range:
More of Spax3's shitty dubbing...
Spax's LOLtastic voice acting resume
Video Game "Journalism"
During all of his full-of-fail "career" on YouTube, Spax mostly made reviews and videos regarding Sonic the hedgehog in which he EXPLAINED FUCKING EVERYTHING about the game, he still continues these episodes of faggotry on his own site which you can visit if you're brave enough here. He loves Sonic video games voiced by Ryan Drummond, however, he is not merciful to games voiced by GRIFFITH!!, but yeah what do you know? Gameplay is not all that important nowadays, ITS DA VOICESSSS GAYMER FAGS!!!
YouTube Incident
On Youtube, little old Spax made a video about switching Sonic voices with other 4kids ones or some hoopla like that. He's special like that, bitches. Some people responded negatively, saying he's full of shit. This made little Spax cry to his mommy as she gave him his ass raping. Spax then made a video titled "The Final Straw" when a few users, made Spax sad in the penis to a point of needing to make a video. This video made him a cuntface beyond belief. "OH NOES KID IS HATING ON ME AND THERE ALL TOOLS BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES THEM". He removed it when his Daddy butt fucked his cunt ass enough so that he would remove it. What can we say? He loves them cunt fucking. After this he had no friends. ...Oh, wait, he never had any. Our bad.
He was also recently somehow involved in a Sonic movie project or something. He was too busy fucking his Sister's asshole to get around to working on trying (and failing) to voice Sonic in it. He also yelled at the other cast members to make himself feel like he has some balls. As per usual, as soon as Spax joined the project it became exactly what he is. An overweight, smelling cunt that no one gave a shit about. This made Spax lose all his imaginary friends. Now all he has is his little Cream and Cosmo dolls and his family's cunts.
Recently a young girl and the voice of Sonic who replaced Spax as Sonic in that movie project (thank god they replaced the cuntface). They made a video explaining why Spax was fired and that he was too busy watching anime (Yaoi) and playing video games (Including his favorite game of all time "Do you like horny bunnies?"). He then has his mommy — of course, after Spax is done sucking her cock — go call the girls mother and have the kid remove it, then Spax goes back to sucking on her cock while she shoves Cream dildos up his ass. What a happy family.
Spax basically uses Youtube as his area to make him feel like he has some balls, but we all know the balls in the family belong to that slutty lawyer bitch of a mother he's got.
Unfunny Parodies
These are shitty parodies that spax fags think are funny but really aren't.
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Spax: The Animated Series
The only funny spax parodies that you can find.
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REMAKE ALERT
The following is actually a remake of a previous video filled with epic win called Spax's Adventure, which suffered the wrath of the Prins-Stairs Banhammer!
The remake was made by the genius author of Spack: The Animated Series, and is entitled - Spack's Adventure...
THE FINAL CHAPTER
Coconut Buyer has finished poking fun at Spax. Well here is Spack in Love! "Special" Appearance By CHRIS CHAN!
Embedding DISABLED Videos by Newfags
(or unable to embed Dailymotion videos)
- Spax: The Official Theme Song
- Every surviving Spax parody and some never before seen ones (please update if you have any not in here). REUPLOAD FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
Spax3: The Series
Rarely in the history of the internet has a hatred of something compelled one to act in such a way as to methodically pick it apart bit by bit; to make a person tear into that which they loathe with the fervor of a horny badger. Yet here we are able to observe such an example and gaze upon it in absolute wonderment. Following up on the review of Spax's website he had done last year Jim81Jim has begun a 10 part series chronicling all that is Spax. Taking a look at Spax's history in each video he is attempting to make something which will put other TL:DW videos to fucking shame. Some call it obsession, some call it passion, some call it justice, and some call it....... Fuck it who are we kidding it's obsession alright.
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"Jason Griffith"
Spax3: The Series Part 1 "Voice Acting"
Spax3: The Series Part 2 "Art"
Spax3: The Series Part 3 "MulderYuffie"
Spax3: The Series Part 4 "Video Game Reviews I: Sonic Next-Gen"
Spax3: The Series Part 5a "Video Game Reviews II: Sonic and the Secret Rings"
Spax3: The Series Part 5b "Video Game Reviews III: Sonic Genesis - GBA"
Spax3: The Series Part 5c "Video Game Reviews IV: VC Mario Games"
Spax3: The Series Part 5d "Part One"
Spax3: The Finale - Part One "Part Two"
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Spax3: The Website
Just as it seemed that the internets would burst into utter victory over Spax an heroing his account, he returned in a much more frightening form: he developed his own website. Naming it Spax's Game Toon Zone, he has once again emerged as an illegitimate lolcow
Even just by looking at the banner for the site, lulz will ensue. But beware, for staying too long on that site will result in incurable faggotry and the disease of consumptive fail. You have been warned.
For those brave enough to sacrifice themselves to extract lulz
Spax3: The Website; The Review
Upon seeing the review of his website and the brutal truths represented in said video Spax fell back into his old routine of E-Lawyering the shit out of anything that he disapproves of. The result was the removal of the video from Vimeo due to a claim of copyright infringement. However this action has had unexpected consequences for Spax since the creator of the video walkthrough of his site has decided to do some of his own E-Lawyering as well. Claiming that he would, "Contact Time Warner, Cartoon Network, Capcom, Sega, Nintendo, and even 4kids" to inform them that Spax, "The king of don't fuck with my copyright", is in fact fucking with theirs and profiting from it. This is evident from even the briefest of visits to his website where one is likely to run into chopped intros from Cartoon Network, footage from: Movies, Television shows, Video games, and so on. As well as the use of characters to which Spax does not own the rights. While fan made sites in general are not illegal, however it is illegal to profit from the use of another's IP. Since Spax accepts money to do his video reviews and in those reviews he uses IP's he does not own from companies who have not given permission he is in fact, himself, in violation of copyright law. This at least is what the maker of the video walkthrough has said. Also stating that, "I don't give a fuck if it works or not it'll be funny either way".
Lets see if Spax's e-lawyering can appeal to DailyMotion!
Spax3: The Spam
One day, a few fanboys of Spax were sitting around doing their usual routine, when suddenly, they came to a most STUNING realization: "Hmm...it seems that...SPAX IS AN ASSHOLE!? ZOMGWTF?!" After coming to this realization, the former fanboys spammed Spax's forum for great justice , resulting in the greatest pwnage evar .
Afterwords, Spax decided to respond with a News & Announcements post:
So, they all yuk it up, and everything's fine.
Not even Raptor Jesus Can Save Him Now
Sometimes in life we are able to sit back and enjoy a good show, this happens to be one of those times. It seems as if Spax's is having a bit of trouble with the loyal subjects of Spaxilvania since threads have begun to pop up on his websites forum questioning his great leadership. Now if this were communist Russia these people would be shot in the head and have their bodies pissed on while their children watched on in horror, however, since this is the internet their dissent will be screencapped instead and cheered on by the nameless masses. For the enjoyment of us all let us hope this trend continues until one day Spax is found rolling around on the ground eating his own shit, driven mad by his unquenchable thirst for Noid cunt. Sweet, sweet Noid cunt.
Spax goes nanas
After seeing all the Jewtubers make countless parodies, commentaries, and criticism videos about him, Spack had finally had it. All of the win contained in each and every single video defying his unholiness had driven him to the point of insanity. After BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWing to the floor for 3 hours, Spack had finally lost his sanity and got a few of his good underage friends to make an emergency Skype chat about Burger King burgers giving him boners and BOOBIES!!!!! Spax, as of right now, is now labeled as not only a manchild, but a pedophile as well.
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Spax3 meets Jason Griffith the fanfic
Moar Info
- Spax and the Law - A whole new ED page dedicated solely to Spax's eLawering, Copyright claiming bullshit!!!
See Also
- Video Game Reviewers
- Armake21
- AkewsticRockR
- SilentRob
- Gamer
- Basement Dweller
- Fanboy
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Faggort
- Furry
- Neomorphasis
- TheSuperRobotSoujaOG
- Chris-Chan
- Ulrichthehedgehog
- Darknessthecurse
External Spack Links (AKA SPAX3 HAS NO LIFE)
Video Links
- His own website (lol) So full of lulz and epic fail.
- SPAX'S SOCIAL YOUTUBE ACCOUNT LOL!(Yes that's really him..go spam it)
- Spax's Revver Account Bitchtits Spax removed his videos from there.
- Spax's Blip.tv Account Report videos for great justice!!
- Scchh!! Secret Spax3 Youtube Account
- Spax's so-called Voice Acting career! Da sky at nite is teh sayum da starz da mewn!
- I don't know what this is, but it's Spax's.
- [1] Words cannot describe how much lulz there are in this video.
- [2] Spack and his friends talk about teh nigger titz
- [3] A lulzy Gaia
"Art" Links
Fanclub Links (Not about Spax, obviously)
- His "SRMTHG" fanclub account (wtf?)
- His digimans fanclub account(Banned by devianTART lol)
- His "Jetix" fanclub (???)
- His Toonami fanclub (?!)
- His first Drawn Together fanclub
- His second Drawn Together fanclub
- His fanclub for fellow devianTARTlet, Hikaritail (WHY?)
- His fanclub for Cosmo (from some animu game?)
- His "Hate-anti-Cream-club" ...
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