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Speakonia

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The basic structure of a Speakonia video starts like this: "Hello my name is ____ and I'm really really gay." Then it will have the person talking explain a very homosexual feeling they have about someone else and eventually it leads into a long rant of gibberish which is the central point of comedy in the movie. In general, they ALL SUCK! Speakonia videos appeared on YouTube somewhere in early 2007 with HoodboyTails and then a few months later, FireGoron made a few, and because of FG's large connections, Speakonia videos were spread across YouTube. There are surely different classes of genres of the videos, information dedicated by FireGoron himself.

1 Classic Style
2 Secret Missing Episode Style
3 Sonic X Bloopers Style
4 Next Gen Style
5 Lesser Speakonia Video Makers
6 Related

[edit] Classic Style

The voices used are American Males 1-8 and British Female. These vids use a picture found on Google and involve JUST THAT with an ongoing computer voice. Most of the time its just someone explaining how fucking gay they are, and how they want to have a gay fuck with someone else. This is where the HoodboyTails speak came from. Replacing words with curse words to make it funnier is no different than AVGN style, except James Rolfe is a flaming homosexual. Dr. Eggman becoming Dr. Eggfag and Knuckles becoming Fuckles, etc etc, the list goes on.

The gibberish of text that's converted into speech (FireGoron refers to it as "Syllables" due to its repetitive use) was defined in this style. The most common used Syllables are:

hahahahaha
cacacacaca
lololololo
ijajijajija
Thomas The Tank Engine
wowowowowow
That was quite swello

in fact, that exact block of text could be copy and pasted into a Speakonia text field and would make a perfect Classic Speakonia video.

[edit] Secret Missing Episode Style

HoodboyTails also was the one who brought this style to mainstream. This time, instead of still pictures, the video involved more than one character, so more than one voice was used, and pictures that represented the voices. The first of this style were with Secret Missing Episodes, which were parodies of TV shows (still really gay) that were SUPPOSED to make fun of them. All pictures can be Google searched. This was also the spawn of three new voices, MS Sam, Mike and Mary. This was also a goodbye to the Classic Speakonia syllables and a hello to

hahahahahahaha

(sound like ha ha ha ha fag ha fag ha hemma ha) and it just repeats for a LONG TIME. Proving that in a step forward, the creativity went DOWN.

First time Thomas The Tank Engine is mentioned...

[edit] Sonic X Bloopers Style

See Sonic X Bloopers's page for more info. These were like the style of Secret Missing Episodes but instead of Google pictures, they were pictures that actually went along with what the character was doing. Also this was the spawn of MUSIC in Speakonia videos.

The idea was to give more story to the videos but how can you make a piece of shit better than it already is? Either way shit is shit. This style used all of the voices, and brought back Classic Speakonia syllables and incorporated Secret Missing Episode syllables.

[edit] Next Gen Style

Referred to "Next Gen" style videos by FireGoron, but in reality all they are is just a video taken from something and Speakonia dubbed over it. Its no different from a redub, just worse. There isn't much material out there, but FireGoron. DBZsonic, and other small time Speakonia video makers have made something. So far, none have been anything like Classic style, none of the Classic syllables, but many other older Speakonia trades have been used.

Although HoodboyTails has not yet made a Speakonia video in this style, many believe that when he does, his will be the best to come. But it won't, it will suck, because EVERY SPEAKONIA VIDEO SUCKS! Honestly, what the fuck? Next Gen style features music that fits the mood, Dragonball Z sound effects to dramatize actions, and different speeds of talking. Also note that speech matches with the mouths for the most part.